I am a socially inept dumbass...

[Eumenides]

So, I have had a long night at rehearsal, my energy is sky high, and I'm acting all goofy. I go to the gas station, am writing out my check, and the lady there says, "see that cop?" I nod. "He's looking for a date. Do you want to go on a date?"

He's an older man. Attractive. Killer smile. I look at him, looking at me, and I say...

*blush*

"There are so many answers to that question, and not a one is the right one."

He looked at me like I was psycho and left.

*sigh*

 

[Nora]

Um. Darling. We've been over this before. The answer is, "Sure, I'm free Sunday for lunch."

 

[Lasz]

Acting rehersals will do that to anyone. I dont think any actor is sane after a rehersal. Espeically after a show, it's like coming back down to earth.

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

Um. Darling. We've been over this before. The answer is, "Sure, I'm free Sunday for lunch."

But that would have been a lie. Still a dumbass move. I don't even know what I meant by that.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I think that was a perfectly reasonable response...then again, I'm sort of as strange one myself...

 

[Belilica]

I get that way after rehearsals too, but I'm a musician, and it usually involves drinking....

 

[honeylick]

So, I have had a long night at rehearsal, my energy is sky high, and I'm acting all goofy. I go to the gas station, am writing out my check, and the lady there says, "see that cop?" I nod. "He's looking for a date. Do you want to go on a date?"

He's an older man. Attractive. Killer smile. I look at him, looking at me, and I say...

*blush*

"There are so many answers to that question, and not a one is the right one."

He looked at me like I was psycho and left.

*sigh*

that lady sounded like a pimp.

 

[Eumenides]

Acting rehersals will do that to anyone. I dont think any actor is sane after a rehersal. Espeically after a show, it's like coming back down to earth.

Yeah, a crash landing.

 

[Eumenides]

Let me get this straight.

You turned down a date with an attractive, older man with a killer smile?

And he had a uniform?

*smack*

I thought I was stalling for time to get my bearings. I didn't realize that would come out as a rejection. I'm so lame.

 

[Eumenides]

I think that was a perfectly reasonable response...then again, I'm sort of as strange one myself...

I'm usually far more normal than that.


What????

Well, I am!

 

[Eumenides]

Re: Re: I am a socially inept dumbass...

that lady sounded like a pimp.

ROTFLMAO...maybe she was. Oh, wait. I know her. She's not.

 

[Ice Cold]

Well let the ineptude on this one slide, and blame it on the over powering gas fumes you were inhaling.

 

[Marxist]

Not all cops are what they appear to be.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I'm usually far more normal than that.


What????

Well, I am!

I would have found that comment to be witty and flirty...but that's just me.

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

Bet he had handcuffs and maybe a baton.

*weeps for you*

Thank you.

*Sniffles*

Oh the possibilities, and I acted like a buffoon.

 

[Marxist]

Bet he had handcuffs and maybe a baton.

*weeps for you*

Don't forget the gun. Never forget the gun.

 

[Saint Peter]

Bad cops Bad cops
whatcha gonna do?
whatcha gonna do when they hit on you?

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

Bad cops Bad cops
whatcha gonna do?
whatcha gonna do when they hit on you?

I'll take lame comebacks for a thousand, Alex.

 

[Marxist]

Hi big guy, kinda missed you 'round these parts.

HNY etc etc

You said "big." I knew I missed Lit. for some reason.

 

[KillerMuffin]

She obviously knows the guy. Drop back by when she's on shift and you're sane. Tell her that you were just so shocked that he'd be interested that you couldn't think and would she please help you get in touch with him.

See? All better.

I'm with foxy, though.

*smack*

 

[Eumenides]

She obviously knows the guy. Drop back by when she's on shift and you're sane. Tell her that you were just so shocked that he'd be interested that you couldn't think and would she please help you get in touch with him.

See? All better.

I'm with foxy, though.

*smack*

You mean I shouldn't just wallow in my lameness? Hmmm...

 

[Saint Peter]

I'll take lame comebacks for a thousand, Alex.

The answer is "There are so many answers to that question, and not a one is the right one."