I am a goddess in bed.

[Guest]

Love Goddess

I'd just like to start a thread telling the word that I have incredible sexual prowess, an amazing touch and a tongue more skillful than a Chinese contortionist. I just ended a three hour long love fest with my girlfriend and she's so satisfied she's laying comatose on the bed with a huge grin on her face.

I AM THE LOVE GODDESS. HEAR ME ROAR!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Me too!

 

[Angel]

So, are you like that Japanese guy who can bring a woman to Orgasm without even touching her?

 

[cymbidia]

Me too! Me too!
But i'm the Love Goddess in Cuffs.
(I don't want to usurp a title that's already been claimed.
I'm just goddesslike that way.)

 

[Guest]

So, are you like that Japanese guy who can bring a woman to Orgasm without even touching her?

No, even the powers of THE LOVE GODDESS are not that great. Even if I could get women off w/o touching them, why in the world would I want to do that? That's the fucking point!

I AM THE LOVE GODDESS. HEAR ME ROAR!

 

[JazzManJim]

And I"m the Stud you all dream about!

And hung like a mule, too!

 

[Angel]

Well that sucks. Bye.

 

[Rubyfruit]

And I"m the Stud you all dream about!

And hung like a mule, too!

I'm sorry, did you say mule or mouse?

 

[lavender]

 

[Krankar]

Comatose with a hug grin !!???!

Damn!---You must have one of them EXPENSIVE inflatables!!!

 

[JazzManJim]

I'm sorry, did you say mule or mouse?

Feh. Some women do not appreciate the prowess of the Jazzman

 

[Rubyfruit]

Put Miles Davis on the stereo and I'm yours, Jim.

 

[cymbidia]

And hung like a mule, too!

Aren't mules the castratos of the equine world?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

And I"m the Stud you all dream about!
And hung like a mule, too!

Oh, it was you Jazz, I thought it was a mule and turned it down cause I'm not into bestiality.

 

[cymbidia]

P.S. I get to sit outside the door and listen. The WHOLE time.

With a recording device.
We have audio stories here now.

 

[JazzManJim]

Put Miles Davis on the stereo and I'm yours, Jim.

I have John Coltrane on right now, but the MIles is ever nearby. How does "A Kind of Blue" work for you?

cym....mules are sterile, but they can have sex. They just can't reproduce. At least that's my understanding from a few Amish I know.

And TH? You're too damned cute.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Jim, A Kind of Blue always puts me in the mood.

 

[JazzManJim]

Jim, A Kind of Blue always puts me in the mood.

It's never far from my CD player. I bought the remaster a few months ago and have played the hell out of it.

 

[RisiaSkye]

You may be a goddess in bed, and that's great for you. But, it's not enough for me.

I don't limit my goddesshood to a single location.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

And TH? You're too damned cute.

Ah, it's the demure youthful soul thing, gets them every time

 

[Guest]

Rubyfruit ? No. I am the only Love Goddess.

Angel - But? but.. I'm the Love Goddess. Don?t you want me? Desire me? Need me?

Cymbidia ? If Angel and I don't work out you're second on my list. I've ordered a padlock and leather cuffs. I also happen to have a few ginsu knives laying around the house. They're dull but I can have them sharpened.

Lavender ? I'll have to check my calender. How can a 20 year old woman be a virgin? Is she hedious?

I AM THE LOVE GODDESS. HEAR ME ROAR!

 

[Guest]

You may be a goddess in bed, and that's great for you. But, it's not enough for me.

I don't limit my goddesshood to a single location.

Hey, I do what I can sister.