I am a freelance assassin.

[scylis]

*jumps on the bandwagon*

weeee!!

 

[The Squid King]

Hurry up you're late.

 

[Johnny Cool]

I'm a staff Assassin. I get benefits and you don't worry where that next target is coming from.

Plus, the corporation picks up my Equipment Expenses. Cyanide tipped, hollow points? Company Charge card.

 

[scylis]

I'm a staff Assassin. I get benefits and you don't worry where that next target is coming from.

Plus, the corporation picks up my Equipment Expenses. Cyanide tipped, hollow points? Company Charge card.

yeah, and you also have no say in what you do, where you do, or how you do it.

 

[The Squid King]

I once met a Negro Assassin he said he was gonna dig a ditch bitch and throw my ass in.

 

[Johnny Cool]

yeah, and you also have no say in what you do, where you do, or how you do it.

Maybe but I make more money, have cooler toys and get to flirt with the office secretary.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm a tourist. Can I take your picture?

 

[scylis]

Maybe but I make more money, have cooler toys and get to flirt with the office secretary.

i doubt it on all three accounts.

 

[The Squid King]

I'm a tourist. Can I take your picture?

Don't believe her dude that camera might be a gun.

 

[Johnny Cool]

i doubt it on all three accounts.

It's true. I have a big evil conglomerate behind me. Plus, I said "flirts with" not "Gets anywhere with" it's just playfull inneuendo and double entendres. She pursues and I resist and I pursue and she resists.

All the while knocking off do-gooders and anyone who gets in my employers way.


Trust me. Once I got my advanced Assassins degree(Ah, good old Kill U.) I tried the freelance thing. But mom kept saying I was "between jobs" so I went on retainer. Best move I ever made.

 

[Guest]

Maybe but I make more money, have cooler toys and get to flirt with the office secretary.

until she bites you.

 

[Johnny Cool]

until she bites you.

Actually, when she bites me I believe I've "accomplished the mission" as we say in the Assassin Biz.

 

[Sillyman]

I'm a staff Assassin. I get benefits and you don't worry where that next target is coming from.

Plus, the corporation picks up my Equipment Expenses. Cyanide tipped, hollow points? Company Charge card.

Other points scylis forgot to mention was dress codes and having to put up with sponsership ideas. 30% of Dow Contract Termnations' income comes from advertising revenue alone. Where is the style when your bullets have to say "Budweiser" on them?

 

[Guest]

Actually, when she bites me I believe I've "accomplished the mission" as we say in the Assassin Biz.

Be lucky she's not me then.

 

[Johnny Cool]

Other points scylis forgot to mention was dress codes and having to put up with sponsership ideas. 30% of Dow Contract Termnations' income comes from advertising revenue alone. Where is the style when your bullets have to say "Budweiser" on them?

Where's the style in being so broke you have to dig the bullet out of the target so you can re-use it?

Look there are good things about free-lancing but, buddy, you should see the car I drive.

 

[scylis]

Look there are good things about free-lancing but, buddy, you should see the car I drive.

you mean that rusted-out vomit green pinto?

 

[Guest]

Where's the style in being so broke you have to dig the bullet out of the target so you can re-use it?

Look there are good things about free-lancing but, buddy, you should see the car I drive.

Nobody re-uses bullets. Gawd, what planet are you from?

Nice vomit-green pinto. Who bought it for you, your mother? Hope that rust doesn't wash away to easily. It might not last until tomorrow in this rain.

 

[MechaBlade]

I'm a staff Assassin. I get benefits and you don't worry where that next target is coming from.

Plus, the corporation picks up my Equipment Expenses. Cyanide tipped, hollow points? Company Charge card.

Do you get a corporate car?

I am a vigilante.

 

[Sillyman]

Where's the style in being so broke you have to dig the bullet out of the target so you can re-use it?

Look there are good things about free-lancing but, buddy, you should see the car I drive.

Yeah, and with all that flash they see you a mile away.

 

[scylis]

Yeah, and with all that flash they see you a mile away.

since when does a Pinto have "flash?"

 

[Sillyman]

since when does a Pinto have "flash?"

When they explode, they have a good deal of flash.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

I'm a thoughts assasin. Do I still make it?

 

[Guest]

since when does a Pinto have "flash?"

so now we have a flashing rusty vomit green pinto. Cool. Just what I dreamed of as a little girl.