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(inspired by sweetnpetite's email rant)
Damn it anyway.
Fairly new pants, a bit tight anyway, but then having to deal with the just-washed and dried and oh my God am I going to be able to zip 'em up wriggle wriggle squirm squirm dance around the living room shimmy until I reach the button fly????
And can I still breathe once they're buttoned?
Of course in this situation the best solution is to just remove 'em. Difficult to do when we've gone out for the evening, but all kinds of yummy once we're home.
I'm not wearing them today.
Damn it anyway.
Fairly new pants, a bit tight anyway, but then having to deal with the just-washed and dried and oh my God am I going to be able to zip 'em up wriggle wriggle squirm squirm dance around the living room shimmy until I reach the button fly????
And can I still breathe once they're buttoned?
Of course in this situation the best solution is to just remove 'em. Difficult to do when we've gone out for the evening, but all kinds of yummy once we're home.
I'm not wearing them today.