I almost wet myself laughing

SeaCat

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Early last week my eldest niece called to inform me she was planning a family get together in late summer. (This was also to include a bit of a surprise. An early celebration of my parents 50th wedding anniversary. Something I know but no-one else knows.) We talked for a bit and even exchanged E-Mails. (My Niece has gone through hell. She went through a shit marriage, got free of the asshole and is now married to a nice guy and doing well. I have followed all of this through my parents and have managed to help out upon occasion.:devil:)

A couple of days later I received an E-Mail from my little brother. He was quite upset with me. He didn't like the fact I had passed along to my niece information about my parents lives and where to find pictures about this. He also didn't like the idea I had passed along the names and addresses of our relatives in Europe. Then he started in on me about my bike and my appearence. He informed me that he expected me to show up in a car and with my hair cut. Hell he even instructed me on the types of clothing I would wear and the activities I was allowed to participate in. (No Diving, no drinking and no smoking.)

This evening I received an E-Mail from my father. I almost pissed myself.

My father informed me he had received an E-Mail from my brother informing him about the Family get together. (Which he already knew about.) My brother then went on to say he had explained to me in no uncertain terms what my appearance and actions were to be. (My father knows and understands my feelings of distaste about my little brother.) My father went on to inform me that how I showed up and how I looked was not a matter he worried about, although if it made my little brother uncomfortable he wouldn't mind. (He also hinted about spare diving gear hanging in the garage.)

I suppose I'll have to start making plans for a road trip on the bike. Hmmmmmmm, what do I need? Large Saddle Bags, a new Cargo Box, Windshield. A tarp and a large sleeping bag. Camp Stove and quick foods. Tool Kit. Rain Gear, (For two.) GPS, Extra Fuel Can. Dry pair of clothing for each of us. Water Bottles. That should be it for the bike.

Extra clothing and diving gear I can send through the mails.

It should be interesting to see my brothers face when I come rumbling into the driveway on the bike. He will be pissed but he won't be able to do a damned thing without dishonoring himself.

Oh and when I returned his E-Mail I informed him that this was a family reunion. It did not include his In-Laws.

I'm still chuckling about this whole situation. (I needed the humor believe me.) I'm sure I'll hear from my brother before the reunion.

Cat
 
How far will you be going and what will the bug situation be like - you may need some bug remover for your visor (assuming your helmet has one).
 
You know, your little brother sounds like he has Issues. Issues, moreover, that you are clearly not going to take seriously. This sounds REALLY appropriate.

No diving, drinking, or smoking? Okay, drinking and smoking, sure, maybe I can figure this part out, but no DIVING? And that you have to drive a CAR? What, you're not being an American consumer to meet his tastes?

Gawd, Seacat, I'd have a lot of trouble paying attention to his concerns, too. I'm glad your Dad stood up for you on this.
 
You can choose your friends but you can't choose your family. ;)

Remember to take pics, Cat. I'd love to see your dickwad brother in the throes of apoplexy. :devil:
 
How far will you be going and what will the bug situation be like - you may need some bug remover for your visor (assuming your helmet has one).

Florida to Taxachusits. (Massachussetts.) A bit over 1k Miles each way. By the time I head out I will have the windshield. (I also wear a full faced helmet with visor.) Bugs shouldn't be too bad.

Cat
 
You know, your little brother sounds like he has Issues. Issues, moreover, that you are clearly not going to take seriously. This sounds REALLY appropriate.

No diving, drinking, or smoking? Okay, drinking and smoking, sure, maybe I can figure this part out, but no DIVING? And that you have to drive a CAR? What, you're not being an American consumer to meet his tastes?

Gawd, Seacat, I'd have a lot of trouble paying attention to his concerns, too. I'm glad your Dad stood up for you on this.

My brother does have issues. He hates the fact I don't kiss his butt. He doesn't understand why I don't worship his wife and fear her family. (New York, Brooklyn Italian.) He can't understand why I don't feel sorry for him when he is eyeballs deep in debt. He doesn't understand is angered by my not kneeling at his throne. He also hates the fact that I laugh at him and his posturing.

No Drinking, Smoking and Diving? I make no bones about it. I like my Jose and my German Beers. I like my Cigars (Garcia Vega Minatures) and I love my diving. None of the above are going to stop anytime soon. I am a firm believer in quality of life.

As for my driving a car? Well he used to ride, hell he used to race and was good at it. Then his current wife got her hooks into him. He sold the bike and got a Mini-Van. Now if you ride you must belong to a Biker gang. If you have long hair that's even worse.

My father and I have this interesting relationship. We can't live in the same house for more than a couple weeks without fighting. Yet we can be camping for a month where our survival depends on each other for a month or more and get along just fine. We are both Alpha Males and are yet able to set this aside for short periods of time to get things done. (My brother on the other hand could never be a leader, he can't make decisions.)

Cat
 
*laughs*

'Cat.

I still think you could do an entire series called the 'Cat Family Chronicles, what with the goings-on of your clan.

There's something comforting (and of constant amusement) in hearing about how your brother is still so clueless after all this time.

Keep the updates coming...oh, and ride safe, and have fun. Also, take a mental (if not digital) image of his expression when you rock up as you intend to... can't wait to hear about it.

Love to your beautiful bride as always :rose:
 
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Florida to Taxachusits. (Massachussetts.) A bit over 1k Miles each way. By the time I head out I will have the windshield. (I also wear a full faced helmet with visor.) Bugs shouldn't be too bad.

Cat

Are you running I95? If so I suggest getting off in NC and going to Elizabeth City and Norfolk, VA area to take the Chesapeak Bay Bridge Tunnel. It avoids the whole DC Baltimore area and rejoins 95 at Wilmington/Philly. I made it that way in the late 70s when I'd go see friends in Onset while in the Navy. Worth about 2 hours then just due to traffic, bet it's more now. Not to mention a prettier drive by far. Back then a Triumph Spitfire with the top down. :D
 
I had to laugh all the way through that. I happen to have one of those sactimonious, sermonizing, holier-than-thou brothers, who aspires to enlighten the lowly, self-indulgent, hedonistic members of the family on the proper way to behave, dress, and live.

The last time he did it, I told him to go fuck himself. I swear, I saw his head spin.;)

He doesn't bother me anymore.
 
My father and I have this interesting relationship. We can't live in the same house for more than a couple weeks without fighting. Yet we can be camping for a month where our survival depends on each other for a month or more and get along just fine. We are both Alpha Males and are yet able to set this aside for short periods of time to get things done. (My brother on the other hand could never be a leader, he can't make decisions.)

Cat


That explains why he needs the Alpha Female :)

I too suffer from the "I am older than you, and you are not following my advice", type. I usually avoid confrontation as much as I can without having to play along.

Maharat
 
I think this occassion calls for a new TATTOO!!

A big bold one that you can be sure to show your dad on behalf of their 50th.

Picture of mom and dad with their names and something like "the two people in my family that love me for who I am!"

Im sure your brother wouldnt haul out the ladder and a tarp to fix the neighbours trailer- wait, I mean brownstone! lol

Family can be such a pain in the ass!
C:kiss:
 
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