I almost died laughing

[deliciously_naughty]

I just had to share this with y'all.

Yesterday I had decided to make the most of my day off and write some erotica. I realized that the notebook I had started a story in was out in my car, so I ran in to get it. As I'm walking back up to the door of my condo, my elderly neighbor is walking out. Now, being a nice young woman I stop and chat with her, since she seems lonely. She asked me where my roomate and her dog were...I told her they were on vacation. Somehow the conversation gets onto what's wrong with young women these days. Luckily I'm standing there in jeans and a sweater (not a half open blouse) and she's going on about profanity and how sex is so public and wrong. And all I can do is not burst out laughing...she's telling me what a nice girl I am (yeah right) while I'm standing there with a notebook of erotica on my way in to chat about anal sex with you guys. I managed to keep a straight face but barely.

 

[FallenSeraph]

That's hilarioius...


...now about the anal...

 

[Sillyman]

That's a real gas. Now, you were saying something about anal sex...?

 

[MechaBlade]

Thoroughly interesting. So it sounds like you had something else to say about anal sex.

 

[FallenSeraph]

Once again, funny story, but everyone here is still wonder about the anal you promised us and you can't back out of a promise...

 

[deliciously_naughty]

grin....

anal sex, eh???

I like it...use lots of lube....and cuddle me afterwards

 

[FallenSeraph]

grin....

anal sex, eh???

I like it...use lots of lube....and cuddle me afterwards

Aww.....
We were expecting more, *sigh*

 

[deliciously_naughty]

hmm...more? seraph....why don't you tell us about anal sex...you know, give me a better idea of what you'd like to hear?

 

[Sillyman]

grin....

anal sex, eh???

I like it...use lots of lube....and cuddle me afterwards

*scribbling notes furiously*

 

[FallenSeraph]

hmm...more? seraph....why don't you tell us about anal sex...you know, give me a better idea of what you'd like to hear?

What I'd like to hear?
Mmmm...I'm too busy think about you and anal, I can't concentrate

 

[deliciously_naughty]

What I'd like to hear?
Mmmm...I'm too busy think about you and anal, I can't concentrate

I suppose I could quote various passages from my stories that describe anal sex but then I'd end up taking another shower and I just got out of one....

 

[FallenSeraph]

I suppose I could quote various passages from my stories that describe anal sex but then I'd end up taking another shower and I just got out of one....

Shower? Damn, more images...making it harder to type...

 

[LordMagicMan]

Hehehhe... some people just dont understand.

If you need more insperation check here http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59923&perpage=40&pagenumber=4

 

[deliciously_naughty]

just remember..typing with two hands is more productive..

less fun but more productive

would it distract you more to know I have nothing on but a short robe...completely nude under it???



just wondering

 

[FallenSeraph]

just remember..typing with two hands is more productive..

less fun but more productive

would it distract you more to know I have nothing on but a short robe...completely nude under it???



just wondering

Yes, the distracting would be quite large...but I would expect nothing less

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I do have to live up to lit title of official lit tease after all


and btw...that's all I have on...

 

[LordMagicMan]

*swoons* such a devine image that conjures in my head! thank you

 

[FallenSeraph]

I do have to live up to lit title of official lit tease after all


and btw...that's all I have on...

official lit tease, eh? Can't wait to see the compitition...if there's any

 

[deliciously_naughty]

official lit tease, eh? Can't wait to see the compitition...if there's any

grin...I earned my nickname I was christened with my name by another lit member after a night of drunken debauchery at a litogether. That's all I'll reveal.

 

[FallenSeraph]

grin...I earned my nickname I was christened with my name by another lit member after a night of drunken debauchery at a litogether. That's all I'll reveal.

In that case, I can probably guess that nothing happened that night, but...
*thinking about what could have been*


P.S. don't spoil my thoughts...

 

[deliciously_naughty]

In that case, I can probably guess that nothing happened that night, but...
*thinking about what could have been*


P.S. don't spoil my thoughts...

I'll leave you to your sexy thoughts

 

[batter]

Deliciously_Naughty

great story.
LOL
thanks for sharing.


living proof that you cant tell a book by its cover eh?


Hugs!