I admit it, it was me

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

you know all those presidents that got assinated?

It was me. All of them.

Every assination from 1439 til today, it was me.

The guilt is to much for me to carry anymore, I must confess.

It was me all of them, I just framed other people.

I had no reason to do it, it just felt good, and after the first one, just like Lays chips, I couldn't stop with just one.

You wouldn't believe how much better I feel getting that off my chest.

thank you, I hope that my confession doesn't change how any of you feel about me.

 

[Guest]

Ha!

I knew yer were guilty....i jus knew it.

Moon

 

[Phoenyx]

Nope. Still dont like you much.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Ha ha,

You fucked up on Reagan.

C'mon, it's not like he could outsmart you!

 

[Phoenyx]

Ha ha,

You fucked up on Reagan.

C'mon, it's not like you could outsmart him!

anyone can outsmart Reagan

 

[Spinaroonie]

Oops, that's not how I meant to phrase that...

 

[Lost Cause]

I really enjoyed the Pope shoot, those lil' monkeys in white running around like priests lost because their favorite altar boys were graduating from school! I had a good "har har" for weeks!

 

[sigh]

todd, your claim is like twenty-five years too late
the stones were way ahead of you

does this ring a bell?

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah


(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
(whoo whoo)

I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
Oh Yeah (whoo whoo)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo) ..........

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
(whoo whoo)
Use all your well-learned politesse (whoo whoo)
Or I'll lay your(woo woo) soul to waste,(whoo whoo), um yeah
(whoo whoo)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) um yeah
(whoo, whoo)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
(whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo)............

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)........
Oh yeah!
(whoo, whoo)
(whoo whoo, whoo, whoo)

Tell me baby,(whoo whoo) what's my name
Tell me honey,(whoo whoo) can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, (whoo whoo) what's my name
I tell you one time, (whoo whoo) you're to blame

Oh, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who (whoo whoo)
Alright (whoo whoo)
Woo, whoo who(whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Oh, yeah (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh yeah, ah whats my name
(whoo whoo)
Tell me, baby, what's my name (whoo whoo)
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name (whoo whoo)

Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Oh, yeah!
Whoo whoo
Whoo whoo

 

[shynsexy]

you know all those presidents that got assinated?

It was me. All of them.

Every assination from 1439 til today, it was me.

The guilt is to much for me to carry anymore, I must confess.

It was me all of them, I just framed other people.

I had no reason to do it, it just felt good, and after the first one, just like Lays chips, I couldn't stop with just one.

You wouldn't believe how much better I feel getting that off my chest.

thank you, I hope that my confession doesn't change how any of you feel about me.

it does change the way i feel about you Todd--- I like you SO much better now

 

[bored1]

When you did JFK who were your handlers? or did you freelance that one?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Ha ha,

You fucked up on Reagan.

C'mon, it's not like he could outsmart you!

I had a bad day, hicups are a pain in the kieser rolls when trying to get a good shot off

 

[lavender]

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

When you did JFK who were your handlers? or did you freelance that one?

Every assination was free lance, working with others just gets in the way

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

You know you're in for a bad day when you feel the need to correct Todd's spelling.

Todders - it's Kaiser roll.

good ole dependable lickable leftist

 

[android1966]

Did you kill Rabin? I quite liked him and that nice little Ghandi.

 

[just pet]

and I want to know if you killed Cock Robin too...

pet

 

[freescorfr]

I'm incredulous. Up till now, Todd, I've believed everything you've said - but I don't think you're old enough to have done that first one.

 

[lobito]

the reason you believe what Todd says, is because it's almost always someone elses words he's posting.

I don't believe him on this one either. But as usual, there's no apparent direct mention of anything Canadian.

The fact that he claims to be a virgin still, just scares me enough to think that maybe he REALLY DID have something to do with those kinds of things in his past. The more I think about it, Todd's a very complex person.

 

[freescorfr]

the reason you believe what Todd says, is because it's almost always someone elses words he's posting.

God, Lobito, There's another of my beliefs shattered. Are you saying the Todd doesn't write all those long texts himself?

Who else could have written all that crap on Angels and Purgatory? Thomas Aquinas? Pull the other one.

 

[lobito]

Ah, Todd didn't beleive my post to him about Purgatory anyway. He just doesn't believe it's a great place to ski.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

ummmm, lobito those theology threads were all mine own words

 

[heterotic]

If we're quibbling about spelling, shouldn't we make "assination" "assassination?"

Although I think a lot of famous figures really do need to be assed.

Can you imagine the kind of good that could be done in the world if someone would ass Sharon and a couple of Palestinian faction leaders? I mean, how can you try to kill someone when you break up laughing every time you see them?

 

[freescorfr]

I think lobito may be about to be assinated by Todd for detraction.

 

[lobito]

no Todd likes me too much for that. Actually I think Todd hates me, but hate is such a strong word... perhaps "loathes" me is correct?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

no Todd likes me too much for that. Actually I think Todd hates me, but hate is such a strong word... perhaps "loathes" me is correct?

actulayy I don't hate or loathe anyone, its rather quite a waste of time and emotion to do so, not to mention all the bottling up involved