I admire Ron Jeremy.

[Ravenloft]

You just have to respect someone who fucks women for a living AND gets to hang out with Bruce Campbell...

http://www.ronjeremy.com/gallery/big/Bruce-Campbell.jpg

Of course, Valdimer seems to think I look a bit like him...
Ron, not Bruce...

 

[Monazwx]

Who's Bruce Capmbell?

 

[Ravenloft]

He ALSO hangs with Gene Simmons...

http://www.ronjeremy.com/gallery/big/Gene-of-KISS.jpg

 

[Ravenloft]

Who's Bruce Capmbell?

Watch Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, or Army of Darkness, all at your local video store!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

Hangs with da Troyer!

http://www.ronjeremy.com/gallery/big/Mini-Me.jpg

 

[Sillyman]

I wonder if Ron has lost weight or if it's just his shirt looks slimming.

 

[Dillinger]

I just bought some Ron Jeremy roling paper!!!

 

[miles]

Ron Jeremy is one lucky motherfucker. And uglyyyyyyyyyyyy............

 

[Ravenloft]

And finally... Ron hanging with Fairuza Bulk.

http://www.ronjeremy.com/gallery/Images/full/Fairuza_Balk2.jpg

 

[pabloback]

kept his good looks too

 

[hogjack]

Speculation

It's never been proven in court or anything but I'm pretty sure he's my biological father.

 

[Ravenloft]

Ron Jeremy is one lucky motherfucker. And uglyyyyyyyyyyyy............

Hey! Look up above! Didn't you see the comment where I said I was told I look like him?

Racking fracking rabbit!

 

[Spinaroonie]

I wouldn't touch him.

 

[Ravenloft]

kept his good looks too

THATS better, good boy! Even if it was sarcasm!

He gives me hope, as a fat man, of breaking into the porn industry...

Hogjack, I've only seen one vid with him in it, but if that was any indication, he doesn't wear condoms, so you might be right...

Too bad you don't get to ride on "daddy's" coat tails huh?

 

[Ravenloft]

I wouldn't touch him.

*Sputtering* Again! I LOOK LIKE HIM!!!

Waaaaah!

 

[lisalove]

He looks pretty good in the picture with the midget. I'd fuck him.

Ron Jeremy not the midget.

 

[Spinaroonie]

*Sputtering* Again! I LOOK LIKE HIM!!!

Waaaaah!

It's not because of his appearance... it's because of.. the legend.. the conquests...

 

[hogjack]

Any midget who hangs around with Ron..

He looks pretty good in the picture with the midget. I'd fuck him.

Ron Jeremy not the midget.

...does pretty damn well. You might want to reconsider. He's picked up a few tricks from the legend himself.

 

[Ravenloft]

The midgets name is Vern Troyer, come on! MINI ME! You know!

 

[Ravenloft]

Re: Any midget who hangs around with Ron..

...does pretty damn well. You might want to reconsider. He's picked up a few tricks from the legend himself.

Yeah, they don't call him 'tripod' for nothing!

 

[Gawd]

Who loves ya, babe?




Your sig line is as big as My Left Nut.

 

[hogjack]

Definitely...

The midgets name is Vern Troyer, come on! MINI ME! You know!

He slept his way into that role you know. And he fudged a couple of inches on his resume.

 

[Ravenloft]

Who loves ya, babe?




Your sig line is as big as My Left Nut.

Im compensating...

 

[Guest]

hmmmm

Wasn't he from Planet of the Apes?

 

[Ravenloft]

Re: Definitely...

He slept his way into that role you know. And he fudged a couple of inches on his resume.

Oh, you LIER!