I’ve deduced

[Carmenica Diaz]

I’ve deduced I spend an extravagant time on my nails – fingers and toes. I won’t even talk about my compulsion with hair. It is not healthy.

I’m obsessed with my appearance and I am employed in a sector where the day to day wardrobe of everyone is scunge bucket!

I should grade them on their appearance and, BTW three wisps of hair on a pimply chin do not make a beard!/end midnight rant

 

[zeb1094]

I’ve deduced I spend an extravagant time on my nails – fingers and toes. I won’t even talk about my compulsion with hair. It is not healthy.

I’m obsessed with my appearance and I am employed in a sector where the day to day wardrobe of everyone is scunge bucket!

I should grade them on their appearance and, BTW three wisps of hair on a pimply chin do not make a beard!/end midnight rant

Well seeing as you are so intimate with fingers and toes, you should take up the Abstruse challenge.

Take a look, tomorrow is the deadline for joining.

 

[Carmenica Diaz]

Well seeing as you are so intimate with fingers and toes, you should take up the Abstruse challenge.

Take a look, tomorrow is the deadline for joining.

Not for me I’m afraid – my sense of humour has vanished.
And is Alaska missing on your map thingy? Or is my geography atrocious?

 

[NoJo]

I’m obsessed with my appearance and I am employed in a sector where the day to day wardrobe of everyone is scunge bucket!
/end midnight rant

Maybe you should think about moving on from road maintenance work.

 

[zeb1094]

Not for me I’m afraid – my sense of humour has vanished.
And is Alaska missing on your map thingy? Or is my geography atrocious?

No it's down below California with Hawaii. They doit that way to show all of the USA when they're not wanting to show intervining countries or ocean.

 

[Carmenica Diaz]

Maybe you should think about moving on from road maintenance work.

And miss the sweaty men? I’d be mortified with loss.

 

[Carmenica Diaz]

No it's down below California with Hawaii. They doit that way to show all of the USA when they're not wanting to show intervining countries or ocean.

I see it now - thanks.

 

[NoJo]

And miss the sweaty men? I’d be mortified with loss.

I't's been so long since I associated with any manual labourers. Do they still drink strong tea with sugar on their breaks, or have they moved onto to Cappuccino machines now?

 

[kendo1]

Latte please.
Totally miffed.

 

[Carmenica Diaz]

I't's been so long since I associated with any manual labourers. Do they still drink strong tea with sugar on their breaks, or have they moved onto to Cappuccino machines now?

I don’t know – I am rather fixated by rippling backs and thick forearms.

 

[NoJo]

I don’t know – I am rather fixated by rippling backs and thick forearms.

It sounds like you'd love Popeye.

 

[Carmenica Diaz]

It sounds like you'd love Popeye.

The jaw’s all wrong and I’m not enthusiastic about the spinach breath.

 

[NoJo]

The jaw’s all wrong and I’m not enthusiastic about the spinach breath.

And his habit of going 'uk-uk-uk-uk-uk' when he has an orgasm.

 

[Carmenica Diaz]

And his habit of going 'uk-uk-uk-uk-uk' when he has an orgasm.

That - and the pipe got in the way when we French kissed.

 

[NoJo]

That - and the pipe got in the way when we French kissed.

I think he only had the pipe becuase Olive Oil had a thing men with pipes. He never took it out, even when he was going down on her.

 

[Carmenica Diaz]

I think he only had the pipe becuase Olive Oil had a thing men with pipes. He never took it out, even when he was going down on her.

I think Olive was very attracted to the pipe and used it for clitoral stimulation. It requires dexterity.

 

[NoJo]

I think Olive was very attracted to the pipe and used it for clitoral stimulation. It requires dexterity.

Hey, nice legs

 

[R. Richard]

I should grade them on their appearance and, BTW three wisps of hair on a pimply chin do not make a beard!/end midnight rant

I play kung-fu. Because of that I meet a lot of different kinds of people. One night, a Hawaiian man [not just from Hawaii, but native Hawaiian] walked in. Hawaiian men do not seem to have a lot of facial hair. This guy had a beard that consisted of maybe six hairs trained into a little tuft beard. His chin was not pimply, but no one critcised his beard. The lack of criticism may have had something to do with the fact that he was nearly seven feet tall with a build that looked like a body builder. Oh yeah, he was a Hawaiian Lua guy. Lua guys don;t just wrestle, they break bones.

 

[Carmenica Diaz]

I play kung-fu. Because of that I meet a lot of different kinds of people. One night, a Hawaiian man [not just from Hawaii, but native Hawaiian] walked in. Hawaiian men do not seem to have a lot of facial hair. This guy had a beard that consisted of maybe six hairs trained into a little tuft beard. His chin was not pimply, but no one critcised his beard. The lack of criticism may have had something to do with the fact that he was nearly seven feet tall with a build that looked like a body builder. Oh yeah, he was a Hawaiian Lua guy. Lua guys don;t just wrestle, they break bones.

At least that sounds interesting to look at. Mine are pimply faced undergraduates who think they know everything.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I just heard of a new service on the net where you can rent or lease designer handbags.

For $50/month, they'll send you the newest, trendiest designer handbag, thus easing that painful crush on the designer handbag budget.

I had no idea that there were designer handbag fanatics, but apparently there are some woman who are just obsessed.

I mean, as a guy, once I've masturbated into them 5 or 6 times, I'm done with them and they can have them back as far as I'm concerned..

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

This is why I hate fashion. Well, that and the obsession with conformity with each new mindless trend.

 

[Carmenica Diaz]

I just heard of a new service on the net where you can rent or lease designer handbags.

For $50/month, they'll send you the newest, trendiest designer handbag, thus easing that painful crush on the designer handbag budget.

I had no idea that there were designer handbag fanatics, but apparently there are some woman who are just obsessed.

I mean, as a guy, once I've masturbated into them 5 or 6 times, I'm done with them and they can have them back as far as I'm concerned..

My obsessive desire is shoes. I daren’t mention the number I have as I’ll be subjected to caustic ridicule.

Of course, with shoes, one must have a new handbag.

As for masturbating in handbags, I hope you have the good sense to remove the credit cards, combs, cosmetics, photographs, keys, tampons etc? (I think I have a new plot for a story.)

Yes Severusmax, to my undying shame, I am a fashion acolyte.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Sadly, my flaws go to the other extreme. I tend to dress in black and other dark colors. If I had worn makeup, I might have been mistaken for a Goth. Of course, I don't wear makeup. Hell, my fiancee/slave doesn't wear it most of the time.

 

[R. Richard]

My obsessive desire is shoes. I daren’t mention the number I have as I’ll be subjected to caustic ridicule.

I certainly would not subject you to ridicule. However, I have this need to ask a question that is way out of line. Do you have a shrine to Imelda Marcos in your home?

 

[Carmenica Diaz]

I certainly would not subject you to ridicule. However, I have this need to ask a question that is way out of line. Do you have a shrine to Imelda Marcos in your home?

Do you have a shrine to Imelda Marcos in your home = sarcastic ridicule