I’m much older man: I know this is not politically correct in these times but:

[Kutching]

I need the tastes and smells between a woman’s leggs

 

[carrollguy]

"Wait a minute man
Ay check this out man
It was this blind man, right?
Man check this
It was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the
street with this stick, right?
Ay, he walked past this fish market
You know what I'm sayin'?
He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies"

Well, you are a persistent poster if nothing else! Keeping hope alive!