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Stella_Omega

Stella_Omega

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Okay, now I can only shake my head in utter awe.
The 500 monkeys theory has been proven, beyond a doubt!
I have proof, I have, don't look at me like that!
Is anyone here a fan of the absurdist cartoon series, Ed, Edd, And Eddie? I love it! and now there's porn! And it's pretty good, too. I mean, as far as cock-eyed worshipful fanfiction porn can be. It' s kind of sweet. And romantic.
:nana: not only that... there's lots of it... :nana:
I just get such a kick out imagining cartoon characters brought to life in this way...
 
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I have so little idea what you are talking about that it's scary.
 
We need a thread on fanfiction we'd never want to see.

Nancy and Sluggo come to mind. Or Mary Worth for you old-timers who remember when comics were comics.

Kathy? Peanuts? (In Peanuts porn, no one could ever ask for "a little head.")
 
entitled said:
You scare me sometimes.
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says the grinning pink striped cat... :kiss:
Okay, I'll attempt to explain the joke-
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b344/struwwelpeter/edboys.jpg
These guys are; Ed, a dim bulb with a skewed- but on the whole fairly sweet- view of the universe; Edd, also known as Double-D a brainy mess of twitching nervous obsessions; and Eddie, a greedy sonofabitch with an anger managment problem. They live on a cul-de-sac with a dozen other kids, and usually- it's them against the world, but sometimes their freiendship self destructs, and, sometimes, the whole bunch can join in on some cooperative exercise, untill the emnities and rivalries take precident once more.

What makes the show extraordinary is the way it flips over into the surreal; sometimes the character's cartoon flatness is literal, like when irascible Eddie uses the dimwit Ed as a shovel, to dig themselves out of trouble. Or when a city built out of cardboard oxes becomes real- or when Ed swallows the sun, thinking it's a jawbreaker, and chaos ensues. Eddie's intellect often pulls them out of their predicaments, but can as easily thruts them into one- or, one of Eddie's get rich scemes can backfire, or Ed's hallucinatory mind influences reality.
This is a cartoon without pity, Dennis The Menace taken to the Nth degree, with the destruction of the universe a daily occurance- or the immolation of a soul.
The scenery can be mind-blowingly beautiful, reminding me of some of the classic old newspaper cartoons, like "Gasoline Alley" and "Little Nemo" of the twenties and thirties.

Okay... given all of that- Why and how on Earth's green globe, would anyone ever think of writing erotica- about cartoon characters!?
And it is just too funny, the way these people have extrapolated the personalities so well. Double-D's OCD becomes a heart-breaking fragility, Ed's dim happiness allows him to remain on the sidelines without feeling neglected, and Eddie's greed and needs make him a perfect seducer. And the characters are sexy, when written in three dimensions! and- at the same time- they are, still, flat cartoon creations. It's the funniest and most surreal overlay I've ever come across.
I'm still laughing!
 
dr_mabeuse said:
We need a thread on fanfiction we'd never want to see.

Nancy and Sluggo come to mind. Or Mary Worth for you old-timers who remember when comics were comics.

Kathy? Peanuts? (In Peanuts porn, no one could ever ask for "a little head.")
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Well.. there's good new and bad news...
The good new is that there's no Peanuts fic- at least not on this site.
But there are stories based on Scooby-Doo (8 of them)
Rug Rats (8)
the Flintstones (only one thank the gods)...
there are TWENTY-THREE about G.I. Joe, good lord!
http://www.adultfanfiction.net/aff/main.php?cat=6
:eek:
 
dr_mabeuse said:
We need a thread on fanfiction we'd never want to see.

Nancy and Sluggo come to mind.
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Thanks, Mab. NOT! You made me exert psychic energy to erase the myriad images that came immediately to mind, followed by horrific mindfucks of Little Lulu and Tubby.

Bugger. :p

Perdita

p.s. Of course I remember Mary Worth (and Mandrake and Prince Valient you old Beat).
 
Stella_Omega said:
the Flintstones (only one thank the gods)...
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Reminds me of the Red Dwarf episode in which Lister and the Cat come to the conclusion that Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived.

Cat: "Betty? Betty Rubble? Well ... I'd do Betty. *wistful sigh* But I'd be thinking of Wilma."
Lister: "This conversation is insane."
Cat: "Yeah, you're right."
Lister: "She'll never leave Fred, and we know it."

Erotic cartoon fanfic I would least like to see: Eric Cartman giving a hand job to Ben Affleck. No, wait - that's already been done. Eric Cartman channeling a Bangkok hooker? Damn. All of the good ones are taken. Ummm ... "Doonesbury," because it would take roughly 5,000 strips to get through the lead-up to the sex and the soul-searching over the sex, and the sex itself would occur off-camera while a political diatribe with 20 pages of footnotes took place.

Shanglan
 
*gigglesnort*

Red Dwarf... hehe...

*goes to see if it's on any channels i get*
 
BlackShanglan said:
"Doonesbury," because it would take roughly 5,000 strips to get through the lead-up to the sex and the soul-searching over the sex, and the sex itself would occur off-camera while a political diatribe with 20 pages of footnotes took place.

Shanglan
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You know I'm going to have to try now. This challenge seems too good to pass up. A little hint, just skip to page 987 or so and you won't miss a thing. You forgot the cigarettes though. I think those guys go through about a carton a day, don't they?
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Stella, you're my hero. :rose:
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You're the wind beneath my wings, love. :kiss:

and Cantdog, you are an utter and complete BASTARD!
Betty Boop is MY girl! not that little shit Bart's.
Now I'm going to be in a bad jealous temper the rest of the day.

fuck.
 
Stella_Omega said:
You're the wind beneath my wings, love. :kiss:

and Cantdog, you are an utter and complete BASTARD!
Betty Boop is MY girl! not that little shit Bart's.
Now I'm going to be in a bad jealous temper the rest of the day.

fuck.
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Stella Darling, I'll be your Bettie Page if you like? :cool:
 
Stella_Omega said:
I want you to wear the leopard fur bikini, can I have the leopard fur bikini, Abs?
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I love the leopard fur bikini...you saucy thing. :heart:
 
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