Hypothetical Situation

jezzilee

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The world will end in 7 days. How will you spend your last week on Earth?
 
The world will end in 7 days. How will you spend your last week on Earth?

Saving the world, of course!

I shall need a love-hate relationship with a geeky yet uber-hot female scientist, a kooky sidekick, a grumpy play-it-by-the-rules boss who both loathes and yet admires my maverick ways, and a shedload of popcorn.
 
The world will end in 7 days. How will you spend your last week on Earth?

I have enough food for 7 days. I wouldn't go shopping because other people only have 7 days and they know it, and I've seen how that goes. I am hoping the people I love are here, and then locking down like a zombie apocalypse and using the grill inside the garage.

If I have enough time to plan...and I know the world's going to end in maybe 14 days...I'm probably doing about the same, but making sure more people make it here safely, and asking them to bring their favorite drugs. I wanted to try heroin before I died, so that would be the time, on about day 6.5.

Reread some of my favorite book passages, hug my puppy and my kitty a lot, have a bunch of sex.

Spend the last few days in my favorite place with my favorite people, cooking and enjoying each other's company, and seeing how silly people get on drugs they've never taken.
 
I would post non-stop on Lit, arguing about who's a pedo, who's fucking whom, who has a big nose, and who has a small dick. And take up smoking again.
 
Saving the world, of course!

I shall need a love-hate relationship with a geeky yet uber-hot female scientist, a kooky sidekick, a grumpy play-it-by-the-rules boss who both loathes and yet admires my maverick ways, and a shedload of popcorn.

Do you think you would be successful? Or at the moment of the worlds demise would you rue your intentions of saving it, perhaps wish you had spent your last moments in a different manner?

obviously
finding new shit for garnate

You are well trained.

I have enough food for 7 days. I wouldn't go shopping because other people only have 7 days and they know it, and I've seen how that goes. I am hoping the people I love are here, and then locking down like a zombie apocalypse and using the grill inside the garage.

If I have enough time to plan...and I know the world's going to end in maybe 14 days...I'm probably doing about the same, but making sure more people make it here safely, and asking them to bring their favorite drugs. I wanted to try heroin before I died, so that would be the time, on about day 6.5.

Reread some of my favorite book passages, hug my puppy and my kitty a lot, have a bunch of sex.

Spend the last few days in my favorite place with my favorite people, cooking and enjoying each other's company, and seeing how silly people get on drugs they've never taken.

I love this idea! A good plan to stay away from all the looting / pillaging / shenanigans that would be the ultimate chaos of the outside world.
 
Am I the only one who knows? Or will everyone know?

Everyone is privy to this information.

Same thing I do everyday, try to take over the world.

Good luck with that.

Drink all my vintage champagne...

That is the one acloholic beverage that gives me a hangover.

I would post non-stop on Lit, arguing about who's a pedo, who's fucking whom, who has a big nose, and who has a small dick. And take up smoking again.

Such lofty aspirations!

by not answering anymore stupid ass questions.

Oh come on, I have a million of them! Each more stupid than the last!
 
I love this idea! A good plan to stay away from all the looting / pillaging / shenanigans that would be the ultimate chaos of the outside world.

I'm really lucky enough to be where I want to be. I've done loads of traveling and there really isn't an adventure that I want to do that I haven't done. Saves on vacations, big time.

My daughter's far away, and I'd like to see her, but she's with someone who loves her too, and she'd be happy with him.

Benefits of a misspent youth, I got the majority of my potential mid-life crisis out of my system early.

We're armed, we have roast beef, books and wits, we're good.

How about you?
 
I'm really lucky enough to be where I want to be. I've done loads of traveling and there really isn't an adventure that I want to do that I haven't done. Saves on vacations, big time.

My daughter's far away, and I'd like to see her, but she's with someone who loves her too, and she'd be happy with him.

Benefits of a misspent youth, I got the majority of my potential mid-life crisis out of my system early.

We're armed, we have roast beef, books and wits, we're good.

How about you?

Just so we're clear here, real roast beef out of the oven or the deli-sliced stuff?
 
Just so we're clear here, real roast beef out of the oven or the deli-sliced stuff?

Real roast beef. I am sure I have a couple hams (gifts from Christmas, best ever) and a pork shoulder (Pernil!) and a couple top round cuts in the freezer(s).

And we have a slicer, so best of both worlds.

Seriously, you guys should come over, just don't get shot at first, we need to work out some sort of signal.

We could have a hell of a party for the last 7 days. I am sure I couldn't even make a dent in the pantry or the freezers by then, even with company.

And the alcohol cabinet is full and there are probably a couple dozen bottles of mead.
 
Murder every cunt I dislike and duly deal with any consequences.....
 
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