Hypnotic Control
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Debbie
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Just make sure you're wearing a Medieval Chastity Belt. The last guy I chatted with online had his way with me and next thing you know?
I was having a phantom pregnancy. Worst sexxxy experience ever.
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La damnee elle la licorne
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Just make sure you're wearing a Medieval Chastity Belt. The last guy I chatted with online had his way with me and next thing you know?
I was having a phantom pregnancy. Worst sexxxy experience ever.
How is Pete Jr. doing? Still in school??
lovecraft68
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How is Pete Jr. doing? Still in school??
Bigger question, you paying your phantom child support? Those make believe kids are expensive. They want to play soccer and football...
Debbie
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How is Pete Jr. doing? Still in school??
He's good at metal work but is easily distracted by shiny things.
Saint Peter
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He's good at metal work but is easily distracted by shiny things.
That's my boy!!
Saint Peter
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I will be giving her a house, her part of the pension, and a nice truck.
No special treatment for phantom lovers.
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I don't believe coming across anyone is proper chat room etiquette.
Saint Peter
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Unless it is a clean shot.
lovecraft68
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You're an excellent make believe dad.
Saint Peter
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I just provide the phantom seed. The rest is up to the village.
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LAWLZ
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You make an excellent pretend author.
Stewart_Pidd
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next thing you know, you're either barking and chasing cars, or you've got a copy of Catcher in the Rye and going to political speeches bro!
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Let's not get carried away here.
PepperLewis
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... Slight of hand while your reading the words about getting sleepy .. He's emptying your bank account and opening credit cards to by tickets to a donkey show down in tj ... Ha ha
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I'm in a really great mood. It's not often I heap praise upon a legend of the prestigious AH. Speaking of authors... Where's Scouries?
Saint Peter
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Not sure. I miss that fucker. Those fuckers. Whatever.
Nothing gets the lead paint chip eaters fired up like a good story contest.
lovecraft68
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Scouries is back in full force bumping his fake threads and manipulating numbers. he never comes here though. I think if the AH mod pitched all his threads into the GB it would be the end of him.
I wanted Handsinthedark to follow his thread here when it was thrown out of the artist forum. He ran like the wind.
You can dislike me, but at least I stick around for the abuse.
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NOIRTRASH
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Your idol Illary does it to you all the time. GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY AND GO EAT SHIT, PEPPER. Yes, mistress.
lovecraft68
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Not in a great mood? Come on, its football season and there's no reason why Pitt isn't going to take the division and then some. The Browns are the Browns, the Ravens have no offense and the The Bengals...well, they'll choke like they do every year.
Buck up.
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lovecraft68
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You're right. I should not try to do this from my damn phone. Small text is killing me.
So then stay happy.
