Hurrah!!

[Man Ray]

My fellow poets!
I never thought that I would have the nerve to assume the title of `poet` but I think I can assume that dubious honour at last! I am stepping out of the shadows to pat myself on the back for having over 100 poems / stories accepted on LIT! (Well, three poems pending to take me over a hundred so I hope I'm not being premature!)

Thank you to all who have ever commented on my work, good or bad comments, all are appreciated!

But my greatest thanks is reserved for my muse, that special person who inspires me to write, to use words as caresses, a sentence as a kiss, a paragraph as a hug and each and every poem or story as an expression of my love for her!

Man Ray aka Grahame
xxxxxxx xxxxxxx

 

[WickedEve]

Congrats on being a poet. The number of poems doesn't make you one, though. I'm sure you were a poet long before that.


(your av... um... maybe zoom out a little? it's like... penis in your face )

 

[Tathagata]

(your av... um... maybe zoom out a little? it's like... penis in your face )

yeah I'm sure that's an unfamiliar sight

 

[WickedEve]

yeah I'm sure that's an unfamiliar sight

You obviously haven't been bitch slapped lately, have you?

 

[Tathagata]

You obviously haven't been bitch slapped lately, have you?

is it that obvious??

 

[WickedEve]

is it that obvious??

Well... yes.

 

[WickedEve]

Jeez... I just scrolled up an saw it again! How does that poor man get pants on?


I'm getting a mental image coming in now... oh yeah... this is getting rid of the bi vibes I was picking up on the sudden thread.

 

[Tathagata]

Well... yes.

I knew something was wrong...



now....I just have to find a bitch to slap me

 

[WickedEve]

I knew something was wrong...



now....I just have to find a bitch to slap me

sigh... okay, I'm a bitch. brace yourself. this could get all slappy.

 

[fawnie]

Jeez... I just scrolled up an saw it again! How does that poor man get pants on?


I'm getting a mental image coming in now... oh yeah... this is getting rid of the bi vibes I was picking up on the sudden thread.

i still getthat..only without the hairy balls!

 

[WickedEve]

i still getthat..only without the hairy balls!

ain't the same without the hairy balls.
You should stare at that av for a few minutes. It's hypnotic. I swear, I saw it move!

 

[Tathagata]

sigh... okay, I'm a bitch. brace yourself. this could get all slappy.

that would make me slap happy

 

[fawnie]

ain't the same without the hairy balls.
You should stare at that av for a few minutes. It's hypnotic. I swear, I saw it move!

i'd rather stare at your...hat!

 

[Guest]

ain't the same without the hairy balls.
You should stare at that av for a few minutes. It's hypnotic. I swear, I saw it move!

*goes to stare at it - willing it to move*

Congrats Man Ray.