Hunny,I'm home!

[English Lady]

So what did I miss?

Which threads need catching up on and which should I avoid *L*

And who's going to shower me with kisses and hugs and snuggles and gropes?


*grins*

 

[impressive]

Welcome back, EL.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Huggles and snuggles, dearie. Missed your smiling face terribly.

 

[English Lady]

Wow, those were speedy

thanks Imp

EW*hugs* Well I'm backand smiling

 

[Guest]

 

[English Lady]

*huggles* Jammies thank you!


Ooooh I do so like coming home *L*

 

[dreampilot79]

And who's going to shower me with kisses and hugs and snuggles and gropes?


*grins*

gives her all of her grocery list.. then throws in licks and slurps

 

[English Lady]

dp cheers love

 

[dreampilot79]

dp cheers love

Cheers is what I'd do if I actually got to do ... see above

 

[eric shawn listo]

Hey, EL luv!

I,too, have been away so didn't realize you'd been gone.

Hugs and 's.

 

[Remec]

And who's going to shower me with kisses and hugs and snuggles and gropes?

<voice behind your left ear>
You need to ask?

<hands sliding along both hips>
Welcome back, have a good time away?

<pulling you in close, briefly, then turning you about and giving you a warm embrace>

 

[OhMissScarlett]

What did you bring me, Mommy?
welcome back, dahlink.

 

[English Lady]

Eric Shawn! Good to see you love, how are you doing?


Remec *blushes* damn , now there's a reason to go away again, so I can get a welcome back just like that on my return!!! *kisses and snuggles*

Scarlett dear I bough you a bag of assorted candy and a "I luv my mummy" t-shirt *LOL* it's good to see you too

 

[AppleBiter]

Welcome back, EL

 

[English Lady]

Thanks applebiter Good to be back

I know i've not been gone long but I do miss you guys

 

[gauchecritic]

threads not to be missed....

'alphabetti spaghetti' thread.

Shereads opened a tin of alphabetti spaghetti and removed all the vowels except 'I' then we had to write stories (first person) using the spaghetti but without using the personal pronoun.

'Which miserable bastard on the AH is the most miserable bastard?' poll'

There was only one choice: Me. Only one person voted: Blackshanglan. But curiously it was SubJoe that was voted most miserable bastard!

Eight threads beginning with:
Where is...? Perdita, CarlWest, Anne Frank, DomJoe, SubJoe, Joe90, Joe le Taxi, Joe Wordsworth and Joe Brand.


Aren't Yanquies goits? A thread where I got everybody's backs up by my usual method of urbane wit and lesse majeste, snobbery, guile, conceit, gauche criticism and being completely unable and unwilling to apologise for any of it.


Threads soon to be repeated ad nauseam: "Why is everybody at the AH so snobby?", "AH denizens are wankers and not nearly as good as GBers", "Quixotic Windmill Tilting: Good thing or Bad thing?", "You Cliquey Tossers are all Tossers, you big Tossers.", "Quote that you bastard."

 

[minsue]

Am I too late to toss in some kisses and gropes?


And where is this "Quote that you bastard" thread? That sounds delightful.

 

[English Lady]

I love you gauche...don't ever change

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

'alphabetti spaghetti' thread.

Shereads opened a tin of alphabetti spaghetti and removed all the vowels except 'I' then we had to write stories (first person) using the spaghetti but without using the personal pronoun.

'Which miserable bastard on the AH is the most miserable bastard?' poll'

There was only one choice: Me. Only one person voted: Blackshanglan. But curiously it was SubJoe that was voted most miserable bastard!

Eight threads beginning with:
Where is...? Perdita, CarlWest, Anne Frank, DomJoe, SubJoe, Joe90, Joe le Taxi, Joe Wordsworth and Joe Brand.


Aren't Yanquies goits? A thread where I got everybody's backs up by my usual method of urbane wit and lesse majeste, snobbery, guile, conceit, gauche criticism and being completely unable and unwilling to apologise for any of it.


Threads soon to be repeated ad nauseam: "Why is everybody at the AH so snobby?", "AH denizens are wankers and not nearly as good as GBers", "Quixotic Windmill Tilting: Good thing or Bad thing?", "You Cliquey Tossers are all Tossers, you big Tossers.", "Quote that you bastard."

I'd never usually admit it to you but that made me laugh (and I'm a noisy bastard when I laugh like that).

 

[English Lady]

Am I too late to toss in some kisses and gropes?


And where is this "Quote that you bastard" thread? That sounds delightful.

It's never too late for gropes and kisses


3 legged donkey...I love your name - was "wonkey" already taken?

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

It's never too late for gropes and kisses


3 legged donkey...I love your name - was "wonkey" already taken?

No but I never even checked, I must however congratulate you on getting the punchline. It's also how I feel.

 

[English Lady]

May I call you Wonky then? *smiles* That is one of my favourite jokes. Makes me giggle every time

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

May I call you Wonky then? *smiles* That is one of my favourite jokes. Makes me giggle every time

You can call me anything you please, Lady.

 

[English Lady]

You can call me anything you please, Lady.

Thank You wonky You're name will always make me smile when I see it

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Thank You wonky You're name will always make me smile when I see it

It's arousing to bring a smile to that face.