Hungry?

[Guest]

Oh no, I ain't fallin for THAT one again! Fool me once, pain on you, fool me twice . . . well, that'd be pretty much the end of me.

Yup, the end of you. You got that right.

Ahhhhh, I was so cold, now this pelt has me lovely and toasty.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Yup, the end of you. You got that right.

Ahhhhh, I was so cold, now this pelt has me lovely and toasty.

Tatelou's eyesight must be goin' in her . . . advanced years. She just killed and skinned the sofa.

 

[Guest]

Tatelou's eyesight must be goin' in her . . . advanced years. She just killed and skinned the sofa.

Nope, I refuse to let that fucking annoying laugh escape my lips. Nope, it won't happen. I didn't find that funny, at all.

Besides which, my sofa isn't nearly as soft and fluffy as cute little you-u.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Nope, I refuse to let that fucking annoying laugh escape my lips. Nope, it won't happen. I didn't find that funny, at all.

Besides which, my sofa isn't nearly as soft and fluffy as cute little you-u.

True. You hunted and killed a wild Naga and skinned it for that sofa.

Your sofa isn't nearly as nimble either, so . . . *run . . . trip . . . crash . . . roll . . . flop . . . *

 

[Guest]

True. You hunted and killed a wild Naga and skinned it for that sofa.

Your sofa isn't nearly as nimble either, so . . . *run . . . trip . . . crash . . . roll . . . flop . . . *

Ahhhh, the Alpaca fell at my feet.

The sofa does smell nicer, though...

Stinky!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Ahhhh, the Alpaca fell at my feet.

The sofa does smell nicer, though...

Stinky!

Ah, the natural defense of the wild alpaca . . . its odor. See, nobody would possible want a smelly Alpaca around them and . . . dang it, now I dun gone and de-pressed mahself.

 

[Guest]

Ah, the natural defense of the wild alpaca . . . its odor. See, nobody would possible want a smelly Alpaca around them and . . . dang it, now I dun gone and de-pressed mahself.

You're just so damn cute when you pout.

*strokes the Alpaca's smelly fur*

 

[Evil Alpaca]

You're just so damn cute when you pout.

*strokes the Alpaca's smelly fur*

*Sniff*

Ah cannot be consoled this tahm. (Practicing Vella-ese.) I'm a gonna meander off and drown mah sorrow *** diet soda.

 

[Guest]

*Sniff*

Ah cannot be consoled this tahm. (Practicing Vella-ese.) I'm a gonna meander off and drown mah sorrow *** diet soda.

All the best! Don't belch too loud once you've finished it.



(I'm off to bed now, night night you little cutey. )