Hungry?

[Guest]

I am!

I want cheese.

Are you hungry? If so, what would you like?

Lou - servant girl

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yes, and I want cheese too. Preferably slightly melted on some good toasted baguette.

Get to it, wench.

 

[Guest]

Your wish is my command, Sire.

...


...


Five minutes later...

'Ere ye go, get yer lips around that.

 

[TheEarl]

I'm seriously considering the merits of a chip buttie.

The overweight Earl

 

[TheEarl]

'Ere ye go, get yer lips around that.

Shouldn't that be the guy's line?

The Earl

 

[The_Fool]

If I had you as my servant, I certainly wouldn't be sending you away for food. If hungry, I would eat you.....

 

[Guest]

I'm seriously considering the merits of a chip buttie.

The overweight Earl

Oh, if I must...

Goes into the kitchen...

Puts on frier...

Peels spuds...

Chips 'em...

Bungs 'em in...

Butters bread...

waits...

waits...

bit longer...

Whacks chip on bread.

Sauce, Sire?

 

[TheEarl]

Oh, if I must...

Goes into the kitchen...

Puts on frier...

Peels spuds...

Bungs 'em in...

Butters bread...

waits...

waits...

bit longer...

Whacks chip on bread.

Sauce, Sire?

Tomato of course! And some chocolate for yourself.

The Earl

 

[carsonshepherd]

I always wanted a saucy Brit servant.

Bread is too toasted, though. I said LIGHTLY toasted! *spank*

 

[Guest]

Shouldn't that be the guy's line?

The Earl

Well, yeah, but, no, but...

 

[Guest]

If I had you as my servant, I certainly wouldn't be sending you away for food. If hungry, I would eat you.....

My kind of guy.

 

[Guest]

Tomato of course! And some chocolate for yourself.

The Earl

Oooh, you saucy devil!

 

[Guest]

I always wanted a saucy Brit servant.

Bread is too toasted, though. I said LIGHTLY toasted! *spank*

Oh, whoops! What a silly thing for me to do. Oh, how I regret it. Punishment is just so hard to take.

 

[TheEarl]

Oooh, you saucy devil!

Little Miss HST. Horns all around.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Little Miss HST. Horns all around.

The Earl

Rowwwwwwwwwwr!

 

[The_Fool]

Lou needs a frilly french maid AV....

 

[Guest]

Lou needs a frilly french maid AV....

Lou OWNS a frilly french maid outfit.

Lou also has a few pics of her wearing it.

 

[shereads]

Oh yes. I'm eating cherries right now because they're here. But what I'd like is a medium-rare, very tender steak, with fluffy mashed potatoes topped with a drizzle of butter and cheese. For dessert, a Bittersweet Godiva Chocolate Souffle.

 

[The_Fool]

Oh yes. I'm eating cherries right now because they're here. But what I'd like is a medium-rare, very tender steak, with fluffy mashed potatoes topped with a drizzle of butter and cheese. For dessert, a Bittersweet Godiva Chocolate Souffle.

Hmmm....wanna go on a date?

 

[Guest]

Oh yes. I'm eating cherries right now because they're here. But what I'd like is a medium-rare, very tender steak, with fluffy mashed potatoes topped with a drizzle of butter and cheese. For dessert, a Bittersweet Godiva Chocolate Souffle.

Yes ma'am, right away ma'am...

*mutter, mumble... some people... mutter... take fucking liberties... mumble*

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Yes ma'am, right away ma'am...

*mutter, mumble... some people... mutter... take fucking liberties... mumble*

Lemon-pepper wings . . .

 

[Guest]

Lemon-pepper wings . . .

Yes please, I'm sure they'd go lovely with Alpaca steaks.

I'm on strike, Sher wore me out.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Yes please, I'm sure they'd go lovely with Alpaca steaks.

I'm on strike, Sher wore me out.

And I missed you too.

 

[Guest]

And I missed you too.

Awwww, cute fluffy one, come 'ere, let's 'ave an 'ug...

What do you mean, "What's that behind your back?"

Nuffin', absolutely nuffin'. 'Onest, guv'ner.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Awwww, cute fluffy one, come 'ere, let's 'ave an 'ug...

What do you mean, "What's that behind your back?"

Nuffin', absolutely nuffin'. 'Onest, guv'ner.

Oh no, I ain't fallin for THAT one again! Fool me once, pain on you, fool me twice . . . well, that'd be pretty much the end of me.