Hung femboy turned slut

[Helios1014]

So we have the main start off as ither a femboy or someown who could be a femboy but with very straight lacked and sexualy repressed nature sloy seduced into joyful depravity. Hopefully they vers rather tahn bing strick top or bottom.

 

[BrattyLinds]

What?

 

[sirhugs]

What?

Who??

 

[LupusDei]

How?

(The question that matters is always how.)

 

[sirhugs]

How?

(The question that matters is always how.)

Where?

 

[Zionisacat]

Who??

He's on first.

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

He's on first.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Aunt Martha is concerned that her nephew Timmy, freshly graduated from college, is spending too much time in the hayloft by himself.

 

[gunhilltrain]

So we have the main start off as ither a femboy or someown who could be a femboy but with very straight lacked and sexualy repressed nature sloy seduced into joyful depravity. Hopefully they vers rather tahn bing strick top or bottom.

I'm trying to translate it. "The main" must mean main character (or protagonist for those who want to get fancy). "ither" is either, "someown" is someone. "Straight lacked" is straight-laced. After that it's less clear. "Sloy" could be boy. I have no idea what "tahn bing strick" means.

Either this person's native language is Bosnian-Croatian or he has been indulging in some intoxicant. (Ether, perhaps?)

 

[LupusDei]

So we have the main start off as ither a femboy or someown who could be a femboy but with very straight lacked and sexualy repressed nature sloy seduced into joyful depravity. Hopefully they vers rather tahn bing strick top or bottom.

I'm trying to translate it. "The main" must mean main character (or protagonist for those who want to get fancy). "ither" is either, "someown" is someone. "Straight lacked" is straight-laced. After that it's less clear. "Sloy" could be boy. I have no idea what "tahn bing strick" means.

Either this person's native language is Bosnian-Croatian or he has been indulging in some intoxicant. (Ether, perhaps?)

I think "sloy" could be slowly, "tahn" is than in "rather than" rather obviously; "bing strick" could maybe be "big dick", but I'm guessing wildly. What's "vers" though?

 

[ElliottEden]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Aunt Martha is concerned that her nephew Timmy, freshly graduated from college, is spending too much time in the hayloft by himself.

Aunt Martha tried so hard to convince her sister Beatrice that little Timmy wasn't, well, the sharpest knife in the drawer.

To no avail. And so Timmy has a Masters in Alternative Education and has a number of white papers posted to some obscure listserve on Education, Manhole Covers and the Proper Color for Fire Hydrants. Along with a school loan that will require Timmy to be reanimated at least twice past the normal human life expectancy so as to pay it off.

Beatrice in the meantime took up with a man who's tried to bring the Ginsu knife back from the grave. She bit her tongue when Bea kept blathering on how her new love of her life was trying to find the perfect replacement for Billy Mays GOD REST HIS IMMORTAL SOUL but so far wasn't successful.

At least their daddy's trust fund was safe from Bea's wandering ways as he'd seen fit to set Martha up as the sole trustee.

Although she wondered at times about that sex toy factory he'd invested into late in life. Still, the returns were good so who was she to question.