Hunchbacked Drooling Incontinent Dom Seeks Girl For Giggles

Which feature grabs you where it counts?

  • It's the hunch, baby!

    Votes: 2 10.0%
  • Drool! Slaver!

    Votes: 2 10.0%
  • Ooooh, involuntary pee play!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I always preferred Big Ears to Noddy

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • That Australian accent is such a turn on! Huh? What do you mean you're a New Zealander?

    Votes: 2 10.0%
  • See Dom, must submit!

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • The honesty touches my soul.

    Votes: 4 20.0%
  • There is NO option 8.

    Votes: 4 20.0%
  • How did you know I giggle?

    Votes: 5 25.0%
  • Other (please specify)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    20

FungiUg

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After an opening like that, can it get worse?

I don't think there are any submissive kiwi women on the board, so I'm just here to applaud those who can make use of this section, and make them all look so much better in comparison!

Of course, if there are any submissive kiwi women from Auckland or thereabouts lurking around... feel free to contact me. But I shan't be holding my breath -- I'm just naturally this shade of blue.
 
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FungiUg said:
After an opening like that, can it get worse?

I don't think there are any submissive kiwi women on the board, .

Well then invite some here. Had a penpal from there for a while. I looked in a college directory and she was a secretary so I dropped her and note and she answered. It got pretty steamy for a while.
 
Actually, I know of TWO submissive kiwi women on Literotica... so I was fibbing a little. I have met one in person, and she is a sweetie. Se we stay in touch, basically as friends.

Er, I have met a kiwi submissive woman who then came on to Literotica as well, so I guess that is three I know. Hmmm.

Gee, I'm such a fibber!

I still haven't had any secretaries or PAs though. So you're one up on me there.
 
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I still haven't had any secretaries or PAs though. So you're one up on me there.

Some colleges list all emails and you can get access to students. I had a friend in South Africa for a while. One in Australia, and a whole group in England. Would send dirty stuff to the English girls and they called me "the sexiest bloke on the planet." I stopped all that about 5 years ago when I got a letter from a dean in Australia asking about strange emails from my address. I wrote him back and said it was my son and there would be no more problems. :p
 
Hi FungiUg :)
I'm a Kiwi sub but I just moved to Australia last weekend to live with Master....:heart: :D

Just quietly ROFL at the thread title ;) :cool:
 
Hmmm... ain't that just the way? I think we have more Australians (i.e. people that live in Australia) than New Zealanders on here.
 
Wishing you much luck in your search... surely there is at least one unattached or attached fem sub in all of Kiwiland!
 
Oh, there is! They just tend not to hang around in Lit-land.

There is a reasonably good NZ site (if anyone wants to know, PM me for details) which has a variety from vanilla through to the kinksters. And it's free. I've had a reasonable response through that (although so far, just one eventuated -- she was our submissive last year.)

I think the reason I am at Lit is different though. More into the writing and discussions.
 
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