from the website for the meriam websters dictionary
progress
Main Entry: 2pro·gress
Pronunciation: \prə-ˈgres\
Function: intransitive verb
Date: 1539
1 : to move forward : proceed
2 : to develop to a higher, better, or more advanced stage
a giant penis is like a gaint bowl of icecream. they are both great topped with chocolate sauce and by the time you get to the bottom you realize you shouldnt have had so much
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty
Word or two in it, but here is one.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in
The woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech
Says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then, a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He Replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'
