Humorous story. Ideas needed

[Guest]

well, i've gotten the start of my story going. usually i bubble type and then flesh out but this time im having a bit of trouble.

story so far goes like this:
Gunter is an outwardly heterosexual and burly character who collects trash but has a secret life. he is bisexual but leans more towards men.

he has a habit of making runs on wealthy suburbia and taking things home.. (one mans trash... another mans treasure idea)

i want him to eventually fall for a castrati opera singer.

going from point A to point B is proving a tad difficult.. so.. any ideas?

**edited to add: Im open to any story ideas. they dont have to involve my current story.

 

[snooper]

... i want him to eventually fall for a castrati opera singer. ...

The last professional castrato opera singer was Domenico Mustafa who died in 1912, so your story is set before that date, and probably well before that date. This introduces the problem that all homosexual activity was genuinely illegal then, and was severely punished if discovered.

Even if you stretch your definition to include Alessandro Moreschi, who was the last professional castrato singer (though not in opera), it does not help much as he died in 1922.

 

[Ms_Kat]

First, let me say that I really don't want to know why someone knows so much about making eunichs.



Obviously, they have to meet. Perhaps the singer throws something away and asks how he could find out where it went.Of course, it's in our hero's basement, right next to the bondage cross made of out beer cans.

Btw, those are only the last castrati that admit it. Are you telling me Justin Timberlake has two healthy ones? I didn't think so.


Hugs,



Kat

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Humorous story. Ideas needed

The last professional castrato opera singer was Domenico Mustafa who died in 1912, so your story is set before that date, and probably well before that date. This introduces the problem that all homosexual activity was genuinely illegal then, and was severely punished if discovered.

Even if you stretch your definition to include Alessandro Moreschi, who was the last professional castrato singer (though not in opera), it does not help much as he died in 1922.

ah snoops.. thanks for the info. i didnt know about that. i hadn't done research into the subject of "legal" castrati.
sometimes my mind goes into hyper speed and i just start going without looking up the facts.
you made me think and i did look it up.

 

[sirhugs]

First, let me say that I really don't want to know why someone knows so much about making eunichs.



Obviously, they have to meet. Perhaps the singer throws something away and asks how he could find out where it went.Of course, it's in our hero's basement, right next to the bondage cross made of out beer cans.

Btw, those are only the last castrati that admit it. Are you telling me Justin Timberlake has two healthy ones? I didn't think so.


Hugs,



Kat

are you suggesting Justin Timberlake could sing Opera? as you might say " I don't think so."

vella- if you want to be really silly, the castrati throws out the jar in which his testes are preserved . Regretting this, he wants them back. As Kat said, Gunther has them on HIS mantle. Singer wil do ANYTHING to get them back. ANYTHING.

 

[Guest]

First, let me say that I really don't want to know why someone knows so much about making eunichs.



Obviously, they have to meet. Perhaps the singer throws something away and asks how he could find out where it went.Of course, it's in our hero's basement, right next to the bondage cross made of out beer cans.

Btw, those are only the last castrati that admit it. Are you telling me Justin Timberlake has two healthy ones? I didn't think so.


Hugs,



Kat

ROFLMAO
genius! i really like the idea of the bondage cross made of beer cans.

you have a point about the castrati, Ms_Kat. i do know a couple who are into the bdsm scene and the male had his balls surgically removed.
its rediculous, the idea of a modern day castrati and thats why i want to put it into the story.

thanks for your ideas!

 

[Guest]

are you suggesting Justin Timberlake could sing Opera? as you might say " I don't think so."

vella- if you want to be really silly, the castrati throws out the jar in which his testes are preserved . Regretting this, he wants them back. As Kat said, Gunther has them on HIS mantle. Singer wil do ANYTHING to get them back. ANYTHING.

i love that!!!! gunter, thinking they are pickled eggs.. takes them home.. we all know that pickled eggs never go bad.. why would someone throw them out is beyond him.. its good eatin!

 

[Ms_Kat]

ROFLMAO
genius! i really like the idea of the bondage cross made of beer cans.

you have a point about the castrati, Ms_Kat. i do know a couple who are into the bdsm scene and the male had his balls surgically removed.
its rediculous, the idea of a modern day castrati and thats why i want to put it into the story.

thanks for your ideas!

You know, I've always heard of men whose wives kept their balls at home. I just didn't know they meant it literally.

I think that the singer should not be able to speak English, so he has to use an interpreter to ask for his balls-in-a-jar.


Hugs,


Kat

 

[Guest]

You know, I've always heard of men whose wives kept their balls at home. I just didn't know they meant it literally.

I think that the singer should not be able to speak English, so he has to use an interpreter to ask for his balls-in-a-jar.


Hugs,


Kat

and gunter, being of german descent can speak pigeon german but its more like pig latin.. a struggle with language barrier.

excellent!

 

[snooper]

First, let me say that I really don't want to know why someone knows so much about making eunichs...

I really don't know much about making them. I'm just interested in opera and have the right reference books available without having to go through a zillion Google hits.

 

[sirhugs]

do the Valkries show up?

 

[Guest]

do the Valkries show up?

erm.. the valkyries.. god that would be quite a story twist! i dunno .. but that sounds like an awesome new story...

a valkyrie warrior maiden extrodinaire, confused as to which warrior to take to valhalla, pisses off odin by chosing a woman....it could work, id have to do research.. my scandinavian knowledge is the pits.

 

[sirhugs]

erm.. the valkyries.. god that would be quite a story twist! i dunno .. but that sounds like an awesome new story...

a valkyrie warrior maiden extrodinaire, confused as to which warrior to take to valhalla, pisses off odin by chosing a woman....it could work, id have to do research.. my scandinavian knowledge is the pits.

I was thinking maybe they are the chorus from the opera house, come to rescue the castrati, coincidentally in costume...

 

[Guest]

I was thinking maybe they are the chorus from the opera house, come to rescue the castrati, coincidentally in costume...

i like that.. alot.. LOL>. i wish i could share the mental images on that one! im thinking the if i do that.. the story will end with some kind of bizarre orgy on stage... yeah.. i like it..

gatta think up a name for the castrati though.. ive been playing around with Jan? something feminine..

 

[Classical_Wizard]

Norses right? were they not part of the germanie tribes?

 

[sirhugs]

i like that.. alot.. LOL>. i wish i could share the mental images on that one! im thinking the if i do that.. the story will end with some kind of bizarre orgy on stage... yeah.. i like it..

gatta think up a name for the castrati though.. ive been playing around with Jan? something feminine..

LUciana? Pavrotti's secret castrati brother?

 

[Guest]

Norses right? were they not part of the germanie tribes?

ah.. um.. dunno?
i think im using the operatically depicted valkyries.. not the ones from scandinavian myth/lore.