Humor thread 2

[Abercr0mbieBoi]

Since the old one got closed, I'm going to restart it.

A guy was in a store buying a fake Christmas tree. The sales associate asked him, "Are you going to put that tree up yourself?"

The guy replied, "Don't be disgusting! I'm going to put it in the living room!"

 

[TxRad]

HP has already started a new humor thread.

It's called More Humour.

 

[Handley_Page]

"Cystitis is a living death, it really is. Nobody ever talks about it, but if I was faced with a choice between having my arms removed and getting cystitis, I'd wave goodbye to my arms quite happily."
(Louise Wener (of Sleeper) in Q Magazine)