Humans and Animals

[MysteriousStrangerI]

No furries, not bestiality but animal sexuality in human society

Spiders: Guy decides tonight's the night. He is around 4.5 feet tall and 75 lbs to his wife's 7 foot 450 lb frame. He sets a steak dinner on the table but hides the chairs. She smells it and arrives hungry. As she starts to saw at the steak, he surreptitiously ties her legs to the table legs. Then manages to slip a rope around her upper arms, loop it in the back and pulls. Her arms are pinned to her side but she still continues to eat... thankfully. She'd just as likely kill and eat him if she could. He lines himself up to her twixt leg folds and ... there's a penis in there already! Just then the milkman sticks his head around the corner, double flips off our protagonist and runs away. He curses and turns back to realize... she just broke free (Male spiders are smaller than female and will present a meal, a wrapped up fly to e female. While she eats, he will web her, to hold her long enough for him to mate and get away because she will cast off his webs easily. If it is not enough, she may eat him. And, once they mate, the males' penises break off and seal up the female so she cannot mate again)

Bonobos (a.k.a. Lesser Chimps): Dan is excited, the Bannerman account! He has worked this account for months and this meeting will see both sides signing. He is already imagining the repercussions, a promotion, a corner office. The Bannerman CEO enters the boardroom and smiles as he sees Dan. "Okay, let's get this deal finalized!" Dan drops his pants, Bannerman CEO mounts him and, after a few quick thrusts, it's signed, sealed and delivered! With this deal, he will be the one doing the mounting most of the time. But, he recalled, parent teacher conference and he wants his son to get the letter of recommendation. Well, at least the student counsellor favours a relatively small strap on (Instead of the viciousness of regular chimps, bonobos seal alliances with sex. Be it an alliance, tribal duty trading; anything can be bargained for with sex - male on female, female on female, female on male)

Penguins: Pete was embarrassed. His friends had set him up as a joke. She was hot, he knew she wanted it and they did it on the dance floor. Not his fault he was carried away by his lust. He promised himself, next time I will check to make sure there is a body attached to the head before I whip out my dick and mouthfuck her. He smiled, who was he kidding. That face on the pumpkin just wanted it, the slut! (Penguins, during peak mating season, will attempt to mate with anything. Scientists found they would readily go for a dead female and began reducing. The minimum was a head on a stick)

 

[TheWritingGroup]

So how do you feel about the male pissing on the female? (Porcupines)

The male being incorporated into the female, all organs except the testes becoming atrophied? (Deep sea anglerfish)

The female being born literally pregnant with a brood of clones of herself, who are in turn already pregnant with more clones? (Aphids) They do produce male offspring when they start to run out of food, often near the beginning of winter.

The male just hands a sperm packet to the female and leaves? (Certain arachnids)

The sperm-containing structure separates from the male's body and goes off to fertilize the female on its own, while the male goes back to normal life and starts growing another (or just dies)? (Some annelids [segmented worms] and molluscs)

All members of the species have both male and female organs. After sex, both of them produce offspring fathered by the other? (Earthworms)

All members of the species develop both male and female organs. When two hermaphrodites meet, they have a knife fight. The winner acts as male in their sex, the loser as female. (Some land snails)

The male's penis is much longer than his body, which is useful because both males and females are sedentary. He can fuck all females within the range his long penis can reach. (Some barnacles)

Two penises (or the equivalent)? (Some sharks, some snakes)

In any family grouping, one female exists, usually the largest individual. There is also one sexually active male. If the female dies, the dominant male becomes female, the #2 male becomes sexually active, and they produce offspring. (Clownfish)

It's possible I studied biology for many years.

--Annie

 

[sirhugs]

It's possible none of this would meet the story guidelines.

 

[Rob_Royale]

It's possible none of this would meet the story guidelines.

True. But incorporate it into a horror or sci-fi story and no one is the wiser.