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Hugh Grant with a prostitute vs. Gilligan's Island's Mary Ann for drug possession

Whose arrest is more unlikely?

  • Hugh Grant. What the hell was he thinking?

    Votes: 5 33.3%

  • Dawn Wells (Mary Ann). 69 years old and getting higher. Er, older.

    Votes: 8 53.3%

  • Other. Have I got an unlikely celebrity arrest for you.

    Votes: 2 13.3%
  • Total voters
    15
MarshAlien

MarshAlien

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In the annals of unlikely celebrity arrests, I'm having trouble deciding between the two. On the one hand, Hugh was dating the incredibly luscious Elizabeth Hurley. On the other hand, it's frickin' Mary Ann. I would have picked the Professor or even Mr. Howell before Mary Ann. Gilligan goes without saying. Any others?
 
I'd rather arrest politicians. They, at least, can hurt us. Who gives a flying fuck what a celebrity does?
 
MarshAlien said:
Dude, it's Mary Ann.

You do realize there's a whole Lit category called Celebrities.
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No it's not. It's a sad old actress who will never get out from under that role. I'd get high at every opportunity too.
 
I think its just unusual for any higher level politician to be arrested. Celebrities, they get arrested all the time. Maybe not much happens to them but they do get arrested.

Mary Ann? I dunno. After all, the persona of Mary Ann was the apple pie, girl next door from Kansas thing. That doesn't mean her real life was like that.

I voted for the Gov being more unlikely to be arrested.

I think the real issue here is, given the chance, would you rather boink Mary Ann or Ginger? :D

MJL
 
Guys, when I was in traction in Monterrey, the television reception was so poor that the high point of the night was 5:00 p.m. when Gilligan's Island came on and they served dinner. That doesn't make me a fan. My favorite character was Mr. Howell. Jim Backus rocked.
 
mjl2010 said:
I think its just unusual for any higher level politician to be arrested. Celebrities, they get arrested all the time. Maybe not much happens to them but they do get arrested.

Mary Ann? I dunno. After all, the persona of Mary Ann was the apple pie, girl next door from Kansas thing. That doesn't mean her real life was like that.

I voted for the Gov being more unlikely to be arrested.

I think the real issue here is, given the chance, would you rather boink Mary Ann or Ginger? :D

MJL
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voluptuary_manque said:
Guys, when I was in traction in Monterrey, the television reception was so poor that the high point of the night was 5:00 p.m. when Gilligan's Island came on and they served dinner. That doesn't make me a fan. My favorite character was Mr. Howell. Jim Backus rocked.
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He was at his best as Mr. Magoo, though...
 
Yeah, Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carole, one of the all-time classics. "By George, I've brought down the house."
 
Mary Ann should have been arrested for making public appearances dressed in those puffed sleeves and pigtails decades after the show ended.
 
This is just sad. Making a big deal about arresting a senior citizen for having a few doobies in the ash tray. And her only claim to fame is acting in a 40 yo TVshow? She ain't no celeb, just another washed up one trick pony actress.

But I'd boink her in a heartbeat instead of that snotty bitch Ginger. :D
 
TE999 said:
This is just sad. Making a big deal about arresting a senior citizen for having a few doobies in the ash tray. And her only claim to fame is acting in a 40 yo TVshow? She ain't no celeb, just another washed up one trick pony actress.

But I'd boink her in a heartbeat instead of that snotty bitch Ginger. :D
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Um, Tom? She had more going on than a campy tv show she did once upon a time. The woman has a life, you know.
 
Poor Dawn. :(
I mean, let the poor woman smoke her cannabis. It's her only joy after the Precious Moments dolls.
 
SweetWitch said:
Um, Tom? She had more going on than a campy tv show she did once upon a time. The woman has a life, you know.
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Really? I haven't seen her around lately. No line of cosmetics, no ads for drugs, hearing aids, pet foods or laxatives. No reunion shows.

I mean really. Not even on 'Dancing With The Stars'.

Celebrity. I don't think so. :D
 
TE999 said:
Really? I haven't seen her around lately. No line of cosmetics, no ads for drugs, hearing aids, pet foods or laxatives. No reunion shows.

I mean really. Not even on 'Dancing With The Stars'.

Celebrity. I don't think so. :D
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Actually, she's quite active off screen. She founded the Idaho Film Fest thingy and other little events.

Not to mention that she has enough truly good friends to throw her a surprise birthday party. That's more than I can say. Too bad, though, that they didn't make sure she got home safely afterwards. :rolleyes:
 
MarshAlien said:
In the annals of unlikely celebrity arrests, I'm having trouble deciding between the two. On the one hand, Hugh was dating the incredibly luscious Elizabeth Hurley. On the other hand, it's frickin' Mary Ann. I would have picked the Professor or even Mr. Howell before Mary Ann. Gilligan goes without saying. Any others?
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Um. Marsh? You forgot the category for

Who the hell cares???

:rolleyes:

:kiss:
 
SweetWitch said:
Actually, she's quite active off screen. She founded the Idaho Film Fest thingy and other little events.

Not to mention that she has enough truly good friends to throw her a surprise birthday party. That's more than I can say. Too bad, though, that they didn't make sure she got home safely afterwards. :rolleyes:
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Well! I certainly stand corrected! :D

Seriously, I know she's had a fulfilling life since 'Gilligan's Island' and I am happy for her. This arrest is borderline chickenshit IMHO. And it is a shame she had to be humiliated like that over a few roaches. :(
 
I'm still waiting in hope for the next politician/celebrity to get caught in a sex scandal to say, "Fuck off! It's my private life."

Hugh Grant's cowardly show of contrition was the most nauseating aspect of the whole thing.

The whole celebrity cycle of "fall from grace" / "beg for forgiveness in a blatantly false way to try and save their pitiful career" annoys me greatly. If they choose to seek pleasure in risky ways, that's their own business as far as I'm concerned.
 
Just so ya know. I've always thought Mary Ann was boinking the Professor "on the other side of the island." ;)

Now who was Gilligan screwing, I wonder.
 
Nah, it was Ginger. She needed to get some, but didn't want people to talk--so, she decided, who'd believe Gilligan was boinking me?
 
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