boomslanger
Literotica Guru
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- Jun 13, 2015
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a couple of days ago I got rid of my signature "Rust never sleeps.." when it occurred to me that people must have read it enough times to benefit from those three simple words. At that time I thought about trying out a new signature but realized that folks around me are going around strutting stupid signatures that either said by somebody they deem important using words and sentences they found awfully hard to understand simpletons who probably don't read or like reading and think the rest of the people in literotica are illiterate idiots forgetting that this is mostly a collection of folks who can write and therefore probably pretty well read so if you write a stupid sentence that Nietzsche wrote in one of his lesser read books, someone here may still have read it and considers you an idiot..Then there are those who write out a string of words and end up totally impressed by then and hurriedly click on the "edit signature" button before the words go away.. the result is a line of gibberish that they like to think is sublime indeed. Well whatever. So i thought to myself let me make it worth the while of folks who might take a look at my signature and posted a sublime mixture of science and spirituality . What could be more poignant than the moment the "god particle" was detected? The dismantling of a gluon into two photons inside the CERN ccollidor was detected by the highly complex "ATLAS"and I simply put two gif of the graphs as my signature.. But instead of Hosannas and Hallelujahs or "dude!!" what do I get ? a stern warning and the information is literotica GB shall not carry my signature because it hurts the screens by "stretching"it. okay! its rules over sciento-spirituality. (like dudes and dolls who did this to my signature, you have messed witha higer power! gluon is every where, god is watching you and has watched you when you did what you did. Sleep with a gun, knife, binky , whatever gives you or makes you feel secure at night, You could have made it easier for you, even atoned by kicking off the signature's of some of the asses but would you? no we are doomed to read those stupid idiotic self-aggrandizing signatures that mean fuck all ... I propose an anti signature movement of such low violence and intensity that Gandhi would login here and bless us....
BTW, pardon my signature.. I thought of it before thinking this is a better way.
BTW, pardon my signature.. I thought of it before thinking this is a better way.
