KinkyLOVE
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Oct 12, 2001
- Posts
- 157
WHY am I BANNED 4 trying to play RPG quietly in my own thread, thereby attracting NEW READERS to Literotica, which by the way I've been doing for 13 years, attracting thousands (around 20 thousand if you'll check the stats 4 just-a-kinky-wet-dream-or) of readers, MANY from my RPG sites, FakeBook, or just random contacts all over the www. Now my feeble understanding is that new traffic is fundamentally a GOOD thing, or do you BAN every girl who drops her panties to attract new traffic?
I'm not even sure why U banned me in the first place when other members can freely post: http://tiny********/BROKE-TWO-RULES-69
As you CAN'T see because of your soft-in-the-head ware's meaningless censorship, HE (Of course it was a BOY!) posted a blatantly pornographic, by any definition U chose, photo with a wed-site name ostentatiously in HUHE GLOWING FLASHING THUNDEROUSLY SCREAMING LOVE LETTERS FROM HELL WITH WALL TO WALL WOOFERS AND HIGH PITCHED TWEETERS SO LOUD THEY CAN BE HEARD IN THE NEXT LIFETIME advertising a 4 PAY site, as if it said, "PAY$4CYBER&DON'T4GETU'RCREDITCARD(makethisadotandleaveouttheparenthesis)CUM-deliberitelymissspelledtofoolBOTS"
Whereas all I did was post:
I hesitated to apply directly to POLAND Guild w/o making sure first that you Boys accept Asian teenage girls, who don't have such BIG HOOTERS ( http://twitter.com/Ai_HenJin/status/442058683154202624/photo/1 ) as your Western girlfriends do? I'm of mixed Chinese/Japanese ancestry & live in Shimabara (Near Nagasaki) with my grandma, mother, & step-father, a retired Nagasaki University linguistics professor, who taught me American English and several other languages. I've had no contact with the Chinese side of my family since they disappeared in a purge following the Tienanmen Incident. My mom remarried, believing my dad dead, and because she had the hots for my sexy step-dad - so do I, but he's got a strict personal rule against intimate intercourse between adults and children probably because he was raped by a high-school drop out when he was in second grade. My mom, on the other hand, who's a samurai with half a dozen black belts in various martial arts, kept her maidenhead intact until her twenties, when she lost her virginity as a forfeit in a free-style match fought in the middle of the Fukuoka University campus where she was working towards her Master's degree in pharmacology. Her faculty advisor, having lost over a thousand USD he'd bet on her, claims mom threw the fight just 'cuz she was horny to get laid, but my mom swears that she never threw a fight in her life and that Chen was just better than her, so who knows? I've seen his pictures in mom's university photo albums; thought, and he was awesomely cute. Well, enough about my boring family background. Not much else worth mentioning besides the 400-year-old samurai yoroi to kabuto (armor and helmet) on display besides our household shrine and my recently deceased step-grandfather's Wikipedia page ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_P._Wilkinson ) which I edited a few years ago when my step-dad gave me a homework assignment of re-writing several Wikipedia pages to improve my English. Just like him to kill two birds with me as his stone, ces't la vie, nes't pa?
I hope I'll measure up to POLAND guild's standard? I'm just level 153 with 61 of 65 achievements. The one I select as my favorite is Silver Medalist 'cuz that took a lot of hard work to get before all my armors were at maximum level. Now all six of my knights are wearing MAXED legendaries: Armor of Glacius+, Blackfrost Raiment+, Demon's Carapace+, Krampus Mantle+, Nian Wagear+, and Vesture of Frost+.
In arena combat I've got 4,151 wins and 2,751 losses with only 12 revenge wins 'cuz the software seldom offers us a chance でもほんとうに復讐の攻撃がだいすき
️
(^o^)
I HOPE no BOYS in POLAND R gonna tell me it's unladylike to attend GW 24/7 & take down as many enemy GUARDS & SENTS as I can? That's my FAVORITE hobby, well, except maybe oral sex, ni yao chi wo ma? (I'm sure it seems strange to see a "Chinese" girl writing Mandarin in pinyin instead of characters, butt my Japanese is actually much better than my rudimentary Chinese. Sigh!) LOL We, "virgins" have to take our orgasms where ever possible and multiple times if we can find a lover who's studied the techniques you can learn about from my pen pal Shawna Lenee's YouTube video, "2-girls-teach-sex How to give your girl a squirting orgasm." The best part is that, if you can't afford Shawna's IMHO very reasonably priced video course or want to know more before making a commitment, she'll send you FREE, and I mean no strings attacted, no credit card number or anything else is requierd to get 10 lessons by email that will rock your girl friend's world and make her your total sex slave for life, at least that's the way it worked on me. I'll never leave the man who gave me my first squirting orgasm and still does every day even though he's 69 years old. Want to see him in action. Look here: http://youtu.be/FApJqQZQ9fk <-- Quite the man's man, wouldn't you say? Surprise! He's a total pussy slave and also bi-sexual, has just as much fun giving head to boys as girls. Want to read a sex-ample of HIS writing about oral sex? Check this out:
"In seduction even more than in other endeavors, begin as you intend to end, so when you approach a couple of cute girls at a tourist spot saying, "You're so darn cute, won't you let me take a snap shot in front of that statue, so I can brag to my friends about ... etc.'' You'll usually wind up with a sexy snap shot with the chicks suggestively posed with you that's perfect for bragging to your friends about at the bar that night, but you spend the night watching porn on cable T.V. alone, toking your pot and wishing just one of those cute girls were nibbling on your earlobe the way she did in the photograph. Why? Because that's what you started out asking for, so the chicks gave you just what you said you wanted. Do you catch my point here? Let me flash back to my twenties serving in the 25th Infantry at Scofield Barracks on the Island of Oahu where thousands of college co-eds come for Summer vacation expecting to find tropical romance. My friend Nick Gramaticus was one of those guys who instinctively had the golden rule of seduction on his tongue tip. He'd walk up to the cute girls and open with, "I'll die and go to Hell unless you sit on my face today." Now his rather crude line was only effective around 20% of the time, but Nick was a cheerful shamelessly horny guy and most of the girls that blew him off ... Guess they all blew him one way or another, didn't they? LOL Point is even turning him down most co-eds smiled and laughed. The 10 to 15 per cent that got totally pissed never ran down the street screaming for a police woman. They just either said something scornful or simply didn't reply and walked quickly away. I never saw Nick get slapped in the face, sprayed with mace, or anything worse than being called a depraved pervert, and Nick was a true believer in the old adage about sticks and stones, Countless times I walked into the living room of the flat several of us shared the rent on, so we'd have a base of operations within waking distance of Waikiki where the major action was, to find Nick kneeling between the legs of a chick with his tongue thrusting deep between her vulva while another naked girl licked his balls and smiled at me as shamelessly as Nick .. Well, you get the point, right? On those occasions the girls also gave him just what he'd asked for from the git go."
Guess i might as well confess that my step-father's code of no sex with lovers under ate teen is about anal or vaginal PENETRATION, relating back to the rape he experienced at age eight or nine, which was evidently buggery; however, he's very loosey goosey about oral sex, so 69 with me is quite fine & we've been doing it ever since I seduced him at puberty just before my 16th birthday since I'd developed a terrible crush on him and just couldn't stand not tasting him any longer, aber was ist los mit geiler und so weiter, nicht wahr?
Well, I hope this brief self-introduction, in which I've pulled down my panties a bit to show you that even though I'm technically a Virgin, that doesn't make me a prude, has let you know that even a Chinese/Japanese samurai who can flirt in 9 languages, can fit right in with the rest of the groupies in POLAND guild, no es verdad?
P.s. Looking back over my letter, it reads like a story, which may actually lead you to treat it as FICTION rather than fact; however, the level of writing is quite good because besides being the editor of our high-school newspaper (and Wikipedia) I also write stories and poetry, see:
Erotic Poems: http://tiny********/Kinky-poetry
Erotic Stories: http://tiny********/Kinky-Stories
P.P.S. Don't read my highly erotic poems and stories if you're a cyber virgin, under PG not 2, or a prude, member of the DAR, CIA, FBI, UN committee to stamp on sex, or recently gave POTUS a b.j.
4 the purpose of flirting with my guild members in a GAME, C? (This is an earlier version B 4 I added the appeal 4 chocolates.)
Is that really deserving of a BAN that keeps me from removing the address that was just there because I happen to like FREE chocolate?
BI THE WAY, U aren't a BOT R U?
Let me know what you think if you're a human and not a BOT!
(Human's should easily pass the Turing Test. Look that up in
Wikipedia if you're one of the non-nerds who's not totally familiar
with computer trivia, and write me a short, not over 100,000 words,
essay proving that this as not a simple transformation of Gödel's
Incontinence Theorem with footnotes complaining about how much
meta-mathemeticians are always disrespecting logicians, like:
MM to L: "Yo, Cinga to Madre!"
L to MM: "Lo siento mucho, pero yo no intiendo Espanyol."
MM to L: "Tu Madre tiene leche caliente!"
L to MM: "Volez Vous Cocher Avec Merde?"
UND SO WEITER!) <--- No BOT could even unravel these clues!
Maybe you should use this instead of Captua®? Always gives me
eyestrain. I'm sure BOTS are much better at deciphering those images
than humans. LOL
Have a NICE DAY!
All STAR BYE BYYE: http://youtu.be/kmIRgZbzoJ8
LUST Laught: https://twitter.com/longzhenzhu/status/432769426644271104
Just checking, U'd be surprised how MANI there R these days (See BOT screenshot attatched ... if your manage-attatchments BOT will allow it? LO-BITTER_L!
I'm not even sure why U banned me in the first place when other members can freely post: http://tiny********/BROKE-TWO-RULES-69
As you CAN'T see because of your soft-in-the-head ware's meaningless censorship, HE (Of course it was a BOY!) posted a blatantly pornographic, by any definition U chose, photo with a wed-site name ostentatiously in HUHE GLOWING FLASHING THUNDEROUSLY SCREAMING LOVE LETTERS FROM HELL WITH WALL TO WALL WOOFERS AND HIGH PITCHED TWEETERS SO LOUD THEY CAN BE HEARD IN THE NEXT LIFETIME advertising a 4 PAY site, as if it said, "PAY$4CYBER&DON'T4GETU'RCREDITCARD(makethisadotandleaveouttheparenthesis)CUM-deliberitelymissspelledtofoolBOTS"
Whereas all I did was post:
I hesitated to apply directly to POLAND Guild w/o making sure first that you Boys accept Asian teenage girls, who don't have such BIG HOOTERS ( http://twitter.com/Ai_HenJin/status/442058683154202624/photo/1 ) as your Western girlfriends do? I'm of mixed Chinese/Japanese ancestry & live in Shimabara (Near Nagasaki) with my grandma, mother, & step-father, a retired Nagasaki University linguistics professor, who taught me American English and several other languages. I've had no contact with the Chinese side of my family since they disappeared in a purge following the Tienanmen Incident. My mom remarried, believing my dad dead, and because she had the hots for my sexy step-dad - so do I, but he's got a strict personal rule against intimate intercourse between adults and children probably because he was raped by a high-school drop out when he was in second grade. My mom, on the other hand, who's a samurai with half a dozen black belts in various martial arts, kept her maidenhead intact until her twenties, when she lost her virginity as a forfeit in a free-style match fought in the middle of the Fukuoka University campus where she was working towards her Master's degree in pharmacology. Her faculty advisor, having lost over a thousand USD he'd bet on her, claims mom threw the fight just 'cuz she was horny to get laid, but my mom swears that she never threw a fight in her life and that Chen was just better than her, so who knows? I've seen his pictures in mom's university photo albums; thought, and he was awesomely cute. Well, enough about my boring family background. Not much else worth mentioning besides the 400-year-old samurai yoroi to kabuto (armor and helmet) on display besides our household shrine and my recently deceased step-grandfather's Wikipedia page ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_P._Wilkinson ) which I edited a few years ago when my step-dad gave me a homework assignment of re-writing several Wikipedia pages to improve my English. Just like him to kill two birds with me as his stone, ces't la vie, nes't pa?
I hope I'll measure up to POLAND guild's standard? I'm just level 153 with 61 of 65 achievements. The one I select as my favorite is Silver Medalist 'cuz that took a lot of hard work to get before all my armors were at maximum level. Now all six of my knights are wearing MAXED legendaries: Armor of Glacius+, Blackfrost Raiment+, Demon's Carapace+, Krampus Mantle+, Nian Wagear+, and Vesture of Frost+.
In arena combat I've got 4,151 wins and 2,751 losses with only 12 revenge wins 'cuz the software seldom offers us a chance でもほんとうに復讐の攻撃がだいすき
️ (^o^)I HOPE no BOYS in POLAND R gonna tell me it's unladylike to attend GW 24/7 & take down as many enemy GUARDS & SENTS as I can? That's my FAVORITE hobby, well, except maybe oral sex, ni yao chi wo ma? (I'm sure it seems strange to see a "Chinese" girl writing Mandarin in pinyin instead of characters, butt my Japanese is actually much better than my rudimentary Chinese. Sigh!) LOL We, "virgins" have to take our orgasms where ever possible and multiple times if we can find a lover who's studied the techniques you can learn about from my pen pal Shawna Lenee's YouTube video, "2-girls-teach-sex How to give your girl a squirting orgasm." The best part is that, if you can't afford Shawna's IMHO very reasonably priced video course or want to know more before making a commitment, she'll send you FREE, and I mean no strings attacted, no credit card number or anything else is requierd to get 10 lessons by email that will rock your girl friend's world and make her your total sex slave for life, at least that's the way it worked on me. I'll never leave the man who gave me my first squirting orgasm and still does every day even though he's 69 years old. Want to see him in action. Look here: http://youtu.be/FApJqQZQ9fk <-- Quite the man's man, wouldn't you say? Surprise! He's a total pussy slave and also bi-sexual, has just as much fun giving head to boys as girls. Want to read a sex-ample of HIS writing about oral sex? Check this out:
"In seduction even more than in other endeavors, begin as you intend to end, so when you approach a couple of cute girls at a tourist spot saying, "You're so darn cute, won't you let me take a snap shot in front of that statue, so I can brag to my friends about ... etc.'' You'll usually wind up with a sexy snap shot with the chicks suggestively posed with you that's perfect for bragging to your friends about at the bar that night, but you spend the night watching porn on cable T.V. alone, toking your pot and wishing just one of those cute girls were nibbling on your earlobe the way she did in the photograph. Why? Because that's what you started out asking for, so the chicks gave you just what you said you wanted. Do you catch my point here? Let me flash back to my twenties serving in the 25th Infantry at Scofield Barracks on the Island of Oahu where thousands of college co-eds come for Summer vacation expecting to find tropical romance. My friend Nick Gramaticus was one of those guys who instinctively had the golden rule of seduction on his tongue tip. He'd walk up to the cute girls and open with, "I'll die and go to Hell unless you sit on my face today." Now his rather crude line was only effective around 20% of the time, but Nick was a cheerful shamelessly horny guy and most of the girls that blew him off ... Guess they all blew him one way or another, didn't they? LOL Point is even turning him down most co-eds smiled and laughed. The 10 to 15 per cent that got totally pissed never ran down the street screaming for a police woman. They just either said something scornful or simply didn't reply and walked quickly away. I never saw Nick get slapped in the face, sprayed with mace, or anything worse than being called a depraved pervert, and Nick was a true believer in the old adage about sticks and stones, Countless times I walked into the living room of the flat several of us shared the rent on, so we'd have a base of operations within waking distance of Waikiki where the major action was, to find Nick kneeling between the legs of a chick with his tongue thrusting deep between her vulva while another naked girl licked his balls and smiled at me as shamelessly as Nick .. Well, you get the point, right? On those occasions the girls also gave him just what he'd asked for from the git go."
Guess i might as well confess that my step-father's code of no sex with lovers under ate teen is about anal or vaginal PENETRATION, relating back to the rape he experienced at age eight or nine, which was evidently buggery; however, he's very loosey goosey about oral sex, so 69 with me is quite fine & we've been doing it ever since I seduced him at puberty just before my 16th birthday since I'd developed a terrible crush on him and just couldn't stand not tasting him any longer, aber was ist los mit geiler und so weiter, nicht wahr?
Well, I hope this brief self-introduction, in which I've pulled down my panties a bit to show you that even though I'm technically a Virgin, that doesn't make me a prude, has let you know that even a Chinese/Japanese samurai who can flirt in 9 languages, can fit right in with the rest of the groupies in POLAND guild, no es verdad?
P.s. Looking back over my letter, it reads like a story, which may actually lead you to treat it as FICTION rather than fact; however, the level of writing is quite good because besides being the editor of our high-school newspaper (and Wikipedia) I also write stories and poetry, see:
Erotic Poems: http://tiny********/Kinky-poetry
Erotic Stories: http://tiny********/Kinky-Stories
P.P.S. Don't read my highly erotic poems and stories if you're a cyber virgin, under PG not 2, or a prude, member of the DAR, CIA, FBI, UN committee to stamp on sex, or recently gave POTUS a b.j.
4 the purpose of flirting with my guild members in a GAME, C? (This is an earlier version B 4 I added the appeal 4 chocolates.)
Is that really deserving of a BAN that keeps me from removing the address that was just there because I happen to like FREE chocolate?
BI THE WAY, U aren't a BOT R U?
Let me know what you think if you're a human and not a BOT!
(Human's should easily pass the Turing Test. Look that up in
Wikipedia if you're one of the non-nerds who's not totally familiar
with computer trivia, and write me a short, not over 100,000 words,
essay proving that this as not a simple transformation of Gödel's
Incontinence Theorem with footnotes complaining about how much
meta-mathemeticians are always disrespecting logicians, like:
MM to L: "Yo, Cinga to Madre!"
L to MM: "Lo siento mucho, pero yo no intiendo Espanyol."
MM to L: "Tu Madre tiene leche caliente!"
L to MM: "Volez Vous Cocher Avec Merde?"
UND SO WEITER!) <--- No BOT could even unravel these clues!
Maybe you should use this instead of Captua®? Always gives me
eyestrain. I'm sure BOTS are much better at deciphering those images
than humans. LOL
Have a NICE DAY!
All STAR BYE BYYE: http://youtu.be/kmIRgZbzoJ8
LUST Laught: https://twitter.com/longzhenzhu/status/432769426644271104
Just checking, U'd be surprised how MANI there R these days (See BOT screenshot attatched ... if your manage-attatchments BOT will allow it? LO-BITTER_L!
