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Old McOldson
Old McOldson is an undercover spy for Antarctica, he’s usually posing as an inflatable turtle salesman. Americans, Russians, and many other countries have tried to stop him, but all tries have failed. This is the story of the old spy.
Growing up Old McOldson was always different, he’d hide or notice everything around him. That’s when he realized he’d make a great spy. So one day he swam to Antarctica and talked to a penguin about possibly being a spy for Antarctica. The penguin let him be a spy for Antarctica. He didn’t how a great a spy he could be.
Americans tried to stop him by putting tracking devices on him that didn’t work. They tried just capturing him and throwing him in jail, but he hid in bushes or anything that could cover him and make it hard to see him. The Russians put him on a rocket and sent him to the moon, again Old just jumped off the rocket as soon as it took off. The Russians also tried to get to come to back to his house where they would arrest him. Mr. McOldson sent the package back to someone named Boris, he thought “Hey they’re fat and they’re Russian one of them has to be named Boris.” In the package was a map to Antarctica.
Then in Italy he posed as an inflatable turtle salesman and stayed there for three years. Once the Italians figured him out he hid in one spot where no one would find him, behind the curtains in an Italian restaurant. Then he fled to Peru and persuaded Paddington Bear to let him stay there and to not tell anyone he’s a spy. That’s his home still today, but he had to go to other countries to see how developed their R.C.T.E.P [Rabid Chipmunks That Eat Penguins] was.
Old called every penguin in Antarctica to come to Japan. Why? You ask, because they had many factories making these rabid chipmunks. So the penguins and him had turn off the power of Japan for good.
First, they turned off the power and then stole all the chipmunks there were, and then they put them in a cave with this guy in a turban.
Old Mcoldson a ninety - five year old spy can do all this, and that’s not even the worst of his problems.
The Russians figured out that he was gone and trashed his camp in Antarctica and had guards stand outside his house. When old found this out he knew he had to live in a big country that isn’t Russia, India is where he went he made a tent and had to live there, and this he posed as a fertilizer salesman. Nobody really did anything then twenty years later at one hundred ten he had to go on another mission. If he didn’t do this, penguins may become extinct.
He had to lead the army into the ocean or somewhere deserted to make penguins finally be safe. So after his hip surgery he went to Antarctica to discuss the plans.
Posing as pirates they would get them onto a ship and take them to a deserted island, but it would have a McDonald’s on it so they would not die. They built the ship, piece by piece. First the bow, then the stern, then port side, and then starboard. The plan could be executed.
On the ship Old said to the army of men “ We went to go by a payphone to order a ring from The Shopping Channel and got lost, could you check are map.” They looked at the map and when they stepped on the ship to tell him what was wrong with map they started drifting out in to the ocean. When they realized what had happened it was to late, they were already on the island and Old’s ship was drifting out to sea. Old McOldson was a happy camper.
Way back as a kid he always wanted to be a pirate and that’s how he learned how to build a ship, his dad showed how when he told his dad he wanted to be a pirate.
Four years later Old McOldson died of blows to the head from falling in the tub for fun. It was a sad day for all penguins and Antarctica, he was the one spy that never got caught, that never could be messed with. One hundred four years alive and he never quit, until he fell in the tub.
Even when he went to heaven God gave him a job he saw what a great spy he was and asked him to spy on Satan. His spirit told William Friedkin where, when, and how the boy got possessed, so he made a movie. He figured out what Holy Water did to Satan ‘cause Satan would not shut up, then he thought maybe the water will do something, and it did. Old McOldson is the man to figure out anything, or spy on anyone.
Penguins have made a holiday in his honor on Decebruary thirty – third. Penguins will always honor him and his brave ways. He had the courage face his challenge head on.
Few people know about him since not many people care, but you should. Old McOldson never had any training of any kind, he shows you what you can get if you put your mind to it. He’s an idol to every penguin. He was buried in Antarctica, so no one has seen his grave since the funeral. Some penguins compare him to Superman, in the way he could beat everything that came his way.
The penguins are determined to do one more thing, talk to Boris. They want to see why he would do this. They are tracking him down and just when they were giving up they found him in Scandinavia.
They figured out what evil man he was, he was still holding a grudge against Old McOldson, and he was fat and the penguins didn’t like that. They will never forgive or forget what Boris tried to do.
Old McOldson may be the best spy who ever lived. The penguins will always love him and he will always be a guy to remember.
Old McOldson is an undercover spy for Antarctica, he’s usually posing as an inflatable turtle salesman. Americans, Russians, and many other countries have tried to stop him, but all tries have failed. This is the story of the old spy.
Growing up Old McOldson was always different, he’d hide or notice everything around him. That’s when he realized he’d make a great spy. So one day he swam to Antarctica and talked to a penguin about possibly being a spy for Antarctica. The penguin let him be a spy for Antarctica. He didn’t how a great a spy he could be.
Americans tried to stop him by putting tracking devices on him that didn’t work. They tried just capturing him and throwing him in jail, but he hid in bushes or anything that could cover him and make it hard to see him. The Russians put him on a rocket and sent him to the moon, again Old just jumped off the rocket as soon as it took off. The Russians also tried to get to come to back to his house where they would arrest him. Mr. McOldson sent the package back to someone named Boris, he thought “Hey they’re fat and they’re Russian one of them has to be named Boris.” In the package was a map to Antarctica.
Then in Italy he posed as an inflatable turtle salesman and stayed there for three years. Once the Italians figured him out he hid in one spot where no one would find him, behind the curtains in an Italian restaurant. Then he fled to Peru and persuaded Paddington Bear to let him stay there and to not tell anyone he’s a spy. That’s his home still today, but he had to go to other countries to see how developed their R.C.T.E.P [Rabid Chipmunks That Eat Penguins] was.
Old called every penguin in Antarctica to come to Japan. Why? You ask, because they had many factories making these rabid chipmunks. So the penguins and him had turn off the power of Japan for good.
First, they turned off the power and then stole all the chipmunks there were, and then they put them in a cave with this guy in a turban.
Old Mcoldson a ninety - five year old spy can do all this, and that’s not even the worst of his problems.
The Russians figured out that he was gone and trashed his camp in Antarctica and had guards stand outside his house. When old found this out he knew he had to live in a big country that isn’t Russia, India is where he went he made a tent and had to live there, and this he posed as a fertilizer salesman. Nobody really did anything then twenty years later at one hundred ten he had to go on another mission. If he didn’t do this, penguins may become extinct.
He had to lead the army into the ocean or somewhere deserted to make penguins finally be safe. So after his hip surgery he went to Antarctica to discuss the plans.
Posing as pirates they would get them onto a ship and take them to a deserted island, but it would have a McDonald’s on it so they would not die. They built the ship, piece by piece. First the bow, then the stern, then port side, and then starboard. The plan could be executed.
On the ship Old said to the army of men “ We went to go by a payphone to order a ring from The Shopping Channel and got lost, could you check are map.” They looked at the map and when they stepped on the ship to tell him what was wrong with map they started drifting out in to the ocean. When they realized what had happened it was to late, they were already on the island and Old’s ship was drifting out to sea. Old McOldson was a happy camper.
Way back as a kid he always wanted to be a pirate and that’s how he learned how to build a ship, his dad showed how when he told his dad he wanted to be a pirate.
Four years later Old McOldson died of blows to the head from falling in the tub for fun. It was a sad day for all penguins and Antarctica, he was the one spy that never got caught, that never could be messed with. One hundred four years alive and he never quit, until he fell in the tub.
Even when he went to heaven God gave him a job he saw what a great spy he was and asked him to spy on Satan. His spirit told William Friedkin where, when, and how the boy got possessed, so he made a movie. He figured out what Holy Water did to Satan ‘cause Satan would not shut up, then he thought maybe the water will do something, and it did. Old McOldson is the man to figure out anything, or spy on anyone.
Penguins have made a holiday in his honor on Decebruary thirty – third. Penguins will always honor him and his brave ways. He had the courage face his challenge head on.
Few people know about him since not many people care, but you should. Old McOldson never had any training of any kind, he shows you what you can get if you put your mind to it. He’s an idol to every penguin. He was buried in Antarctica, so no one has seen his grave since the funeral. Some penguins compare him to Superman, in the way he could beat everything that came his way.
The penguins are determined to do one more thing, talk to Boris. They want to see why he would do this. They are tracking him down and just when they were giving up they found him in Scandinavia.
They figured out what evil man he was, he was still holding a grudge against Old McOldson, and he was fat and the penguins didn’t like that. They will never forgive or forget what Boris tried to do.
Old McOldson may be the best spy who ever lived. The penguins will always love him and he will always be a guy to remember.
