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Alpheratz

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Please allow me to introduce myself.

I'm a retired military, ex-Texas cop, cowboy ranchowner living in Oklahoma. Studied some art and they gave me a degree for it, but I only did it to look at the nekkid girls. Did some writing once. Wrote some songs, too. Only two kinds of music, by the way: Country music and that stuff Y'all listen to.

Some things about my nature--Got one and it aint' all that polite sometimes. I don't do that politically correct stuff very well. Like as not I'll say how I really (pronounced "rilly" around these parts) feel about something.

I believe that God did His (or Her) best work when He created women, horses and mountains, in that order.

I don't worry much about what happens outside the outer fence of my ranch as long as the bullets aren't flying in my direction. Cross that fence, or come through the gate, best be really friendly and we'll get along just fine.

Politically I'm neither conservative nor liberal. I'm common sense. That means I
think first and if it don't make no sense to me I'm agin it.

So far I see little on either side of the aisle that makes a lot of sense. Mostly I want the politicians to leave me alone.

I have no opinion on who shares orgasms with each other as long as they're consenting adults. Don't care how they do it. As long as they're consenting adults. Don't care where they do it, as long as they're consenting adults.
Just don't do it in my pond. The fish don't like it.

My hobby is shooting, I have skills left over from my professions that I still maintain. Note, I DO NOT HUNT on my ranch, and neither does anyone else. Hunting hurts the animals. I shoot paper targets.

Married. Love my wife. We've been together 'long about 20 year now. Likely stick it out another 20.

I curry favor with my five horses, two greyhounds and Australian shepherd. Don't always get my way.

Reckon that's about all I got to say for myself. Got any questions, feel free to ask them.
 
Welcome to the AH, Alpheratz.

I'm a city boy through and through, but I think we'll get along OK.
 
Hello and welcome :) My dad used to house Racing greyhounds when I was a kid. I think they are beautiful, sweet, loving creatures (also pretty dumb, but you can't have everything, right?) I'm sure you'll settle in well here.

Just shout if you've got any questions or hit any problems :) Someone round here is bound to be able to help!
 
Evening Alpher. As newbie posts go, that's one of the better ones. Welcome to the AH; I get the feeling you'll fit right in.

The Earl
 
So far I see little on either side of the aisle that makes a lot of sense. Mostly I want the politicians to leave me alone.

I have no opinion on who shares orgasms with each other as long as they're consenting adults. Don't care how they do it. As long as they're consenting adults. Don't care where they do it, as long as they're consenting adults.
Just don't do it in my pond. The fish don't like it.

I like the man. ;) Welcome to the AH, Alpheratz, and I hope that you enjoy it here. We have many fine folk, including some excellent editors who can help you with those tiny slips we all make from time to time. For instance,

I believe that God did His (or Her) best work when He created women, horses and mountains, in that order.

Excellent sentiment, but you seem accidentally to have transposed the words "women" and "horses." :D
 
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BlackShanglan said:
I like the man. ;)

Quote: Alpheratz,
I believe that God did His (or Her) best work when He created women, horses and mountains, in that order.


Excellent sentiment, but you seem accidentally to have transposed the words "women" and "horses." :D

Let's face it, Horsie. Your post, with your AV is followed directly by Crim's post with her AV. Without saying anything negative about you, Which AV am I more likely to gaze at and drool over? :p
 
Boxlicker101 said:
Let's face it, Horsie. Your post, with your AV is followed directly by Crim's post with her AV. Without saying anything negative about you, Which AV am I more likely to gaze at and drool over? :p

. :D .
 
Alpheratz, thank you for a delightful read.

Welcome to the Author's Hangout!

:rose: :rose: :rose:
 
I suppose I too shall add my welcome here.

Sounds to me like you'll get along fine in here.

Cat
 
Alpheratz said:
I believe that God did His (or Her) best work when He created women, horses and mountains, in that order.


Mmmmm.... mountains. :heart:

You show potential, stick around. :cool:
 
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