How would you write YOUR obituary?

[desertslave]

Not long ago I had to help write my mom's obit. I was too sleep-deprived and shell-shocked to come up with something creative. I wish I could have done her justice as this daughter did for her mom. Best obit EVER!

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/th...rry-lou-ketchum-king&pid=171401325&fhid=16899

 

[Swilly]

Sorry about your mom. That had to have been tough.

For mine...well...I'd be dead, so...unless I was a zombie...

 

[Hypoxia]

Great obit!

Mine would be simple: I was born as a child. It's been all downhill from there. Bye.

 

[Blind_Justice]

"Brains". There, one zombie obituary.

 

[StrangeLife]

He died with a hard-on so we had to bury him sideways...

 

[fma20fma]

hi

wrest in piece.

 

[StrangeLife]

Crest in peace. He died with really nice teeth.

 

[HeyAll]

Someone please get to my computer and erase my browsing history.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Michael was a fine upstanding fellow. Now he's lying down.

 

[Aynmair]

There is no "here" here!

 

[MichaelinChina]

I'd write a 50 page obit and put it in my will that it had to be read - every damn word. Make my lazy brother work for his share of my estate!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'd Rather Be Dead Than You.

 

[lovecraft68]

Friend to some, asshole to many. Renowned incest author and registered man hater. He's not worried about a damn thing now and is probably laughing his ass off because we still have to.

On a serious note sorry about your mom. My wife wrote her sister's obit and eulogy and it was heartbreaking watching her struggle and cry over it.

 

[allamagione]

She dearly loved her killers.

 

[MSTarot]

Always said I wanted a musical Eulogy. Three songs.

The first one to introduce myself to those that think they knew me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPo5jTQ39eE



Something for my wife, should she be there or if she has gone before me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKPK6c0mKE0



And to say goodbye to those I loved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk1CDlv-WnE


I of course wont be there so I wont get to choose what is said about me. Probably a lot of empty words that will bring more tears than comfort. That's most funerals.

MST

 

[Eroticalover1968]

Mine will read : "He hated smoking in the wind." Then I bet I'll be cremated on a windy day.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

He lived, he loved, he died.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Mine will read : "He hated smoking in the wind." Then I bet I'll be cremated on a windy day.

....lol

 

[MichaelinChina]

I told you I was ill! (Spike Milligan)