How would you pick up this girl at the bar....

[Tammyjuggs]

It's not the nicest bar in town, kind of sleazy and grungy with a biker type of crowd. On a hot sunny Saturday afternoon at about 3pm, two good looking girls walk into the bar, turning a lot of heads since we seem out of place. There are about 15 guys in the bar and one or two other girls but we look comfortable and order drinks as we're being checked out by the mostly male patrons. One of us is a blonde Jodie Foster look alike with blue eyes, nice perky grapefruit sized breasts, medium length, straight, thin, strawberry blonde hair, a nice tight ass, about 5ft 6in tall and 110 lbs. She's wearing a camo green tank top with bra straps slipping on her shoulders, and tight blue jeans. She seems like she could be a smug bitch but you'll have to find out for yourself. The other girl is short, about 5ft tall and looks a little plump at about 130 lbs. She has brown eyes and long, thick, dark brown, lower back length hair, and nice, big knockers. She's wearing a short leather skirt and a white button up blouse thin enough to see her bra through and unbuttoned enough to show some cleavage. She seems like she might be a bimbo but you'll have to find out. We take our drinks over to a video game and take glances at other patrons as we play.
Do you want to pick me up? Tell me what you'd do and detail how you'd do it. Come on horny guys, make your move and get laid.

 

[Tammyjuggs]

Continueing

As they sit playing the video game, the brunette has her back to the bar, but the blond has a good view of what's going on. There are a few curious glances in their direction but she looks bored. Then she notices a somewhat shy guy sitting at the bar by himself and their eyes meet. The shy guy can't tell if it a fuck me look, or a fuck off look, so he quickly turns away. The girls talk before the brunette looks over her shoulder and smiles at him, then turns her back again before the girls move over to the pool table. The brunette bends over to rack the balls, glancing in the shy guys direction as her heavy hanging jugs wiggle loosely, and she catches him looking, but pretends not to notice. The blond's ass looked delicious when she bent over to take her shots, and the brunette's big hanging jugs wiggled inviting when she bent over to shoot.

 

[naughtybkynfun2]

Love to try picking the brunette up

Ignoring the blonde, I walk up to the brunette, and ask if I may play the winner.

43 year old man, 6', 220, auburn hair, blue/green eyes, and a goatee

 

[Tammyjuggs]

Tammyjuggs

I look at my blond friend and happily tell you, "Sure. You want to play the winner? Ok. I'm Tammy and this is Carrie. What's your name?".

We finish our introductions and continue with our game, my big heavy jugs wiggling as I bend over to shoot. Carrie reaches long distances across the table when her backside is turned toward you. It's pretty obvious that neither of us is much of a pool player, but when I win the game I gently jump up and down in celebration, by big cannons bouncing loosely, drawing a little bit of attention from other patrons.

I look at you with a bright smile and ask, "Do you want me to rack, or do you want to"?

 

[elrod]

Rod

He's new in town and looking for action - He enters the crowded room. Over in the corner it seems are two well stacked hot girls that simply ooze horney need. It seems some guy is giving them the come on - but he is not one for manners when it comes to matters of the loins - nope he does not stand in queues.

Grabbing a couple of drinks off a nearby table he strolls over-

'Looks like you are not quite sure what to do with that stick' - maybe I can help

His blue eyes glint - he is 6'2 - slim, tanned and looks fit. There is a stirring in his jeans - its obvious this guy recognises women who respond. Again he smiles - now maybe I can give you two ladies a little instruction

Taking the cue - seeming without even looking at the table- he pots three balls while holding their eyes in his gaze. As he leaned over slightly - they saw his ass tight in his jeans- firm rounded cheeks at the top of long legs. This guy couls move!!!1

His gaze moved slowly and appreciatively across Tammy's breasts. If looks could undress - then he was. She even thought he flicked his tongue over his lip. The room seemd hot - quiet and expectant. . Its crowded in here - why dont the three of us take a ride- I am new here - maybe you could show me some local beauty spots. Inside he was churning- he just could not imagine the horney fun they could have -
He was not called Rod for nothing - oh yes he could give them the pleasure they would enjoy!!!

 

[naughtybkynfun2]

Jeff

"I'm Jeff....I'll rack, and you break. Can I get you a drink?"

He smiles and looks at her delicious body. A tingle, leading to a semi erection stirs his loins.

 

[Tammyjuggs]

Tammy's response to Rod

You interrupt us and commandeer the pool table for a moment, and we check out your solid body while you show off your talents. I have a few naughty thoughts and then Carrie shifts her eyes off your stance and looks at me with a comical grin before crunching her nose, sticking the tip of her tongue between her teeth, and rolling her eyes.

After you skillfully sink three balls without effort while we check out what a hunk you are, I take the cue stick back and stroke it seductively between my fingers before telling you with a naughty grin, "Well thanks for the offer but I don't think we'll need any instructions here. I'm capable of handling any stick in here. But if I do feel the need for instruction, I'll make sure I come to you first".

Jeff finishes introducing himself and racks the balls as Carrie and I move up to the bar where Jeff is seated. We both giggle as I remind myself how much of a turn off it is to me when a guy is concieted and overly confident.

 

[Tammyjuggs]

Tammy's response to Jeff

"Well thanks Jeff. Sure, I'll have a vodka tonic. Carrie, you want another drink?"

Carrie orders a Slow Screw and I tease her about it a bit before breaking the rack. My own big rack wobbles as I crack the balls apart, putting one in on the break. I bend over to take my next shot, paying a bit of attention to see how much attention you are paying.

 

[naughtybkynfun2]

paying a great deal of attention!!!

"Nice ra....break. You a betting woman? Care to make a friendly wager on the game?"

 

[elrod]

B]Rod's Put Down[/B]

Once again Rod had read it wrong. Yep he was a conceited ass- quietly he admitted that. Always first to volunteer - take on anything that came his way, not afraid to have a go- and addmittedly, fight the lost cause, often got a bloodied nose for the effort. Those girls were the answer to any man's desire. Damnnn - he must learn to go easy - he had talents- he must use them. But heck - how can a rough cut like him make an impression in front of cool dude's like the other guy.

Anyway - he seemd to have read that one wrong too. There he was cooly talking to the girls - - could not keep his eyes off them - well nor could anyone in the bar - it was like the quiet before the storm - Rod reckoned it could get dangerous if some of the roughnecks broke loose and become a feeding frenzy.

He took the put down as he deserved. Just in case things boiled, he decided to stick arround - they might need some help. He quietly went over to a vacant table and began to play a few breaks. He would have to be careful - not show off - he had no need - this was a talent few others had - like his work. Rod sighed - serve him right - either of those two were pictures of fantasy. Just his same old story. Well, maybe his luck would change. With one eye on the table and one on the girls he wondered if he could do anything to repair the damage.

 

[Tammyjuggs]

Tammy's response to Jeff

"A friendly wager huh? Maybe".

I look down and see Rod playing with himself and I chuckle a bit, but I feel kind of bad for him at the same time. That is until I notice Carrie talking to him.

I focus back on the subject at hand and ask suspiciously, "What kind of a friendly wager are we talking about?"

 

[naughtybkynfun2]

The wager

"How about the loser buys the winner a shot of tequila and does a body shot?"

 

[elrod]

As the blond walked over to me - I felt it was like one of those detective novels. Leggy classy and sexy blond strolls across the room. All the curves - and all in the right places. She looked self possessed, a woman who was used to getting her own way and deservedly so. I was not sure what was coming- a slap across the face - or worse. I decided to get in fast - but not furious. I smiled - and was struck again by those blue eyes. 'Hello - I guess I asked for it didn't I. - I'm very sorry its the story of my life - trying to make first base too fast - can I get you a drink or something to appologise'.

I just hoped she would at least give a small smile and no harms done. But then maybe she was going to make me pay some more!!!

 

[Tammyjuggs]

A sly grin appears on my face as I look down at my cleavage, "I know why you wanted to play me in pool. You just wanted to look down my top at my big tits, didn't you".

 

[Tammyjuggs]

Carrie's response to Rod

With a controlling smile Carrie looks Rod up and down, seemingly admiring his build, "Sure, I'll have a Slow Screw...that's a drink you know".

 

[naughtybkynfun2]

"Oh not at all young lady..." I lean close and whisper, "I want to do much more than just look at them"

 

[elrod]

With a controlling smile Carrie looks Rod up and down, seemingly admiring his build, "Sure, I'll have a Slow Screw...that's a drink you know".

I blushed - then laughed. The way she had come out with it - just caught me right in the guts - almost lower!!!!! I am no prude - but being on the defensive - I was not prepared for such a frank response - and she knew it!!!! She knew my mind too!!! No use pretending we were at a sunday school convention.

I wanted to impress with a smart ass reply - but fortunately could not think of anything suitable. Trying not to lose control _ I said with a smile - 'One Slow Screw coming up'.

Our eyes met and we burst out laughing. Look I said- I played it all wrong - I am just into towan - dont know anyone and was looking for fun. Seeing you was just too much of a fantasy - I felt if I did not lassoo you there and then - I would loose my chance. But maybe a girl like you has a man already - I dont want to cause you trouble- I am Rod by the way.

Yep there I was filling the space- but admittedly just drinking her in - from long legs to pert ass and pefect breasts- It was knowckout stuff. I found my gaze mesmerised - locked onto her lips. I was putty - and she knew it.

 

[Tammyjuggs]

Tammy's response to Jeff

I chuckle with a naughty grin, "Yeah, I bet you do. But I barley know you, so I guess all you can do is look".

I bend over to take a shot, tauntingly making sure you get a good view of my deep cleavage, and I accidently make a ball in as I draw a few curious glances from other patrons in the bar. I stand up and look you in the eye, and with a devilish grin I celebrate my shot, teasing you by bouncing lightly on my toes, my big jugs wiggling gently.

I walk around the table to find my next shot, and I'm beginning to draw a little more attention from a few others in the bar, but as I walk past you, I lean in and tell you, "But it's ok. You can look. I like it when guys look at my big tits".

I take another shot and miss, "Your turn", as I sashay away past you and take a seat at the bar.

 

[Tammyjuggs]

Carrie's response to Rod

"Rod? I'm Carrie. Fantasy? Well, thanks for the compliment, but I don't picture myself in anyone's fantasy, but whatever. You're not causing me any trouble, quit apologizing. Hell, if I though you were trouble, I wouldn't have come over here by you. Wanna play a game of pool...or darts, or something?"

 

[naughtybkynfun2]

Jeff smiles at Tammy

As he watched her strut her stuff walking to the bar, he noticed that she had a gorgeous ass. When she turned towards him, he thought she knew exactly where his eyes were. She left a very easy shot, so he lined it up, and blew her a kiss as he made the shot. As he tried a tough bank shot, he was distracted by thoughts of Tammy's raw sexuality and that perfect ass. He missed the shot badly, and set her up for an easy shot too.

"A gift for you Tammy. The easiest shot in the game." He leaned close to her and whispered, "don't choke" as he passed her the cue stick.

 

[showdolly]

Carrie

Carrie considered.

 

[showdolly]

Carrie

Carrie had actually enjoyed Rod's rampage earlier, though she'd never let Tammy know that.... Tammy was a bit more modest than Carrie. Carrie just wanted some company for a while. Carrie wanted to be wanted, not forced. Rod obviously wasn't going to move in if he was shot down.

She bent over to toss that screw shot down, and as she pulled up and recovered, she noticed a man in the corner glaring at her intently, and smiling as he looked away and sipped his beer. They were certainly drawing attention in this place, that was for sure.

Carrie tossed her hair at Rod and replied. 'Rod, huh? First you want to know if I can handle a stick, and now your name is Rod? I'm so sure....' Carrie giggled. 'Thanks for the drink, by the way,' she said as she looked him up and down. He was certainly hot. And if he wanted her for her, and wanted her to want him back before moving in, that was even better.

 

[Tammyjuggs]

Tammy to Jeff

With a naughty I grin and ask, "Easy? Choke?"

I bend over slightly flaunting my big jugs as I toss my long hair over my shoulder, and it's obvious I'm not a good pool player when I sink the easy ball, and the cue ball follows.

I jump up and down slightly, frustrated that I scratched. As I bend over to retrieve the cue ball, I notice several guys in the bar have taken an interest in our game...or something.

I walk over to you with a sorry look and hand you the cue ball as I tease, "Easy? Yes. Choke? Yes."

I make my way back to my chair at the bar and finish my drink, and as I watch you shoot, I buy us another.

 

[showdolly]

Rod's distracted, temporarily I hope!

As Rod is interrupted, rudely I might add, by some apparent buddies of his - who have come to gawk at the trophy on his arm obviously - I give him a little space to chat for a minute.
'Don't forget I'm here - I wont' forget you're here,' I promise coursely into his ear, knowing his friends couldn't hear me.

As Rod grins mennacingly over his shoulder at me, the gentleman from the corner comes to sit next to me. I've just ordered another drink, and the man stops me as I had the bartender the money, and insists on paying himself. Being quite the gentleman,and looking but not gawking, I'm impressed by his manner.

'Well thank you, I sure appreciate that.' I scoot a little closer to him - so I have the attention of two guys. That might be fun, once Rod is done with his friends....
'What's yer name, guy? I see you lookin at me.' I giggle. 'Are my nipples showin or somethin like that?' I know they are, I just wonder how he'll handle my asking that sort of thing....

 

[naughtybkynfun2]

Jeff runs the table

After sinking the my last ball, and leaving the 8 ball behind 2 of your balls and nowhere near a pocket, I stride over to you with a wicked smile. "Care to make our wager a bit more interesting?"