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Thai Pachyderms Ambush Food Trucks

Sat Dec 18, 5:56 AM ET

By SUTIN WANNABOVORN, Associated Press Writer

KHAO-ANG RUE-NI, Thailand - These pachyderms aren't just going after peanuts.

Elephants in a wildlife sanctuary in eastern Thailand are using their oversize bodies as road blocks, ambushing vehicles transporting sugar cane, tapioca and fruit, the sanctuary's chief says.

The estimated 200 elephants in the Khao-Ang Rue-Ni sanctuary turn desperate — and wily — in the dry season, when water and food supplies shrink. It's then that the animals stage their heists, Yuo Senatham said.

Conveniently enough for the elephants, the dry season is also when hundreds of trucks travel through their lands, laden with newly harvested tapioca and sugar cane.

According to Yuo, a herd leader usually emerges from the jungle at dusk to block the road. When a vehicle stops, other elephants move in for the feast.

Signs urging motorists not to feed the elephants don't seem to be doing the trick.

"It's like the drivers are bribing the elephants — otherwise the elephants won't allow trucks to pass through," Yuo said

The elephants, who have never hurt a motorist, sound a general retreat when wildlife officials arrive to scare them away with spotlights.

The sanctuary chief says he can't prevent the elephants from roaming near the road because the area used to belong to them.

"What we can do is prevent them from getting hurt and hurting people," Yuo said.

The Thai army cut the road through the 270,000-acre sanctuary in the 1980s to help ferry supplies to insurgents fighting the Cambodian government, Yuo said.

There are some 3,000 wild elephants in Thailand, according to the Forestry Department.
 
My aunt's car was once ambushed by Spam. That was quite a report for the insurance agents. About 300 seperate dents on the hood.

Shanglan
 
BlackShanglan said:
My aunt's car was once ambushed by Spam. That was quite a report for the insurance agents. About 300 seperate dents on the hood.

Shanglan

Shit. I'm giggling alone in my backyard again. At least the neighbors are used to it by now. :D
 
minsue said:
Shit. I'm giggling alone in my backyard again. At least the neighbors are used to it by now. :D


Joining you.......I hope the neighbours are fast asleep next door...very thin walls, and it is gone 2am.

Shang, you have a style of delivery that constantly has me in awe at your elegant language (which I adore by the way, I'm a sucker for elegance), or has me giggling at the driness of your wit.

Thank you gentle giant.

:D
 
Matriarch, you are entirely too charming. Thank you so much for your kind words. We all know that the horse likes a nice stroking *preen*

(Oh dear ... my ego is expanding to near Lagassian-proportions ;) )

(Confused? See my "F*** Emeril" thread.)

Shanglan
 
Thanks, Min. I love this kind of animal tale. If it's an animal sanctuary I wonder why those in charge don't provide more for the big beasts in the dry season. I picture giant tubs of tapioca pudding and fountains of Thai iced tea.

Perdita :)
 
perdita said:
Thanks, Min. I love this kind of animal tale. If it's an animal sanctuary I wonder why those in charge don't provide more for the big beasts in the dry season. I picture giant tubs of tapioca pudding and fountains of Thai iced tea.

Perdita :)

Rather wincingly, the more common "management" program for elephants out of food has been to "thin the herds." Interesting data on the effects of this - evidently if you let nature run its course, it does some amazingly interesting things to the landscape.

Shanglan
 
My favo(u)rite elephant story is the ones in India along a particular river which impounds an oxbow lake. Banana leves fall into this and ferment, turning the lake to a weak beer.

Yes. The elephants hold keggers.
 
Just recalled an elephant story, read a long time ago in a book by a married couple who studied them for years.

A female of a herd died and the elephants gathered around for a lont time, circling her body, still, just being there it seemed. Some of them went up to her and nudged her, or felt her with their trunks. Finally the male leader acted as if he were trying to mount her, as if (per the authors) it were a final attempt to bring her back.

I'm still moved thinking on it. We know so little of animal Life.

Perdita
 
The same documentary that I watched about how to manage elephants that overpopulate the food source described what happened after an entire herd was "culled" from helicopter. A few hours later - after the bodies had been taken away for processing - another local elephant herd showed up and milled about the area for quite some time. They seemed agitated and disturbed.

Shanglan
 
Boss. You know that road we’re using that was put in as a temporary wartime emergency access quite a while back?

Well. The elephants have recently turned it into a toll road. They still own the right-of-way, so we will either have to pay up, or ship the long way around.
 
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