How well do our men perform???

[CRaZy]

Since we are questioning the guys, let's test your manhood. What's the worst comment a woman has ever made about your errrr...performance?

 

[Cheyenne]

Oh, man. You think they are really going to answer this one? You have a better chance at asking all the women to tell what the worst comment they've ever made to a man is.

 

[R Nitelight]

You're no Urkel.

 

[CRaZy]

Sigh....I think you are right...they are just not UP to the challenge...and I thought Literotica men were so comfortably liberated!!

 

[Ezzy]

Damn I must have missed the invasion...

As well as the liberation.

I was once told my performance was "adequate!"



EZ http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm2/sleep.gif


Ps I was very young at the time, and I didn't have a clue.

[Edited by Ezzy on 01-06-2001 at 07:38 PM]

 

[WriterDom]

Usually they are too delirious to speak, but their pubic hairs are doing the wave.

 

[CRaZy]

I write adequate on report cards when I really mean - "hasn't got a clue!" oooopss......cruel i know!!!!so spank me.

 

[SweetCherry]

Usually they are too delirious to speak, but their pubic hairs are doing the wave.

But what happens if she's shaved? What waves then? *impish grins*

 

[M]

ARE U IN YET???

 

[CRaZy]

And a brave man has spoken!!!! Methinks the woman herself was perhaps lacking er...tone in certain muscles!!!!

 

[ManOSafety]

"What do you mean you can't go anymore, I've only cum five times?"

LOL, sorry, actually as I've only had the one sexual partner, she's been kind enough not to say anything really bad to me. I like to think that's because she's had no reason to, but I recognize that that might not be the case.

Now, one of the worst responses I've ever gotten from her was the first time that I said those three words, her response to that was "Thank you." I still have no idea what that was supposed to mean and give her a hard time about it.

 

[Sammyjo]

ARE U IN YET???

Never said it, but I did think it a few times...and I have excellent muscle tone...

 

[Ree]

I have asked someone if 5 minutes was enough time for us to have sex, I was kidding of course, but he just won't put up or shut up.

 

[CRaZy]

ManOfSafety...well, what were the three words....nice dress dear??? good lip wax??? can we screw???

 

[CRaZy]

I have asked someone if 5 minutes was enough time for us to have sex, I was kidding of course, but he just won't put up or shut up.
Sammyjo quote:


Sigh......I wish the people in here would just stop BOASTING....i KNOW you aren't getting a whole five minutes of sex at a time!!!I know it!!!sob

 

[CW]

It's hard to decide what the worst comment was,,, guess it would have to have been "Finished Yet?"



occured back when I was younger and dumber

 

[CRaZy]

CW It's hard to decide what the worst comment was,,, guess it would have to have been "Finished Yet?"



occured back when I was younger and dumber


It's easy to tell. They fart, roll over and snore. Don't they???

 

[CW]

snore,,, yes. that should be a dead give away,,, LOL

 

[Ree]

Bowing to CRaZy.....you are right, I admit it. I am not getting 5 seconds with him let alone 5 minutes but that was the whole point. I was mean to assume that he would only be worth about 5 minutes. Maybe he doesn't work well under pressure. lol

 

[DEFENDER]

worst comment from a woman during sex

there are a few of them that come to mind:

suck my nipples and speak to me in gaelic while you do it!

don't you have to go to work?

any chance of a coffee?

was that the door?

i have to go for a wee?

leave me alone!

there's loads more.....

 

[Bs]

I only sleep with women that I know to be great LAIRS saves me alot of embaresment later......

But, Ree ".....5 minutes was enough time for us to have sex...."

You would have to be a HELLUVA good liar for that poor guy or else you must really be horny!

I might add more to this later... but for now..

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ah... I think I can speak for the StudMuffin on this one. I feel kinda bad about it. He'd been puming away industriously and unimaginatively for a while and I'd started thinking about other things. He must have said or moaned something, but I missed it. I did notice, however, when he stopped and poked me. Of course, it's all his fault, he should have asked an ego saving question rather than, "Did you hear what I said?"

"Uh... no," said I. "I wasn't paying attention. Would you rather have chicken or steak for dinner? I was thinking steak."

 

[CRaZy]

Ummmmmm..Defender...i only hope all those comments weren't in the one night!!!!!

My sympathies lie with you Killermuffin. I am not allowed to drive because i lose concentration on the road and run into things. You really don't want to know where my mind wanders during sex but it often involves strangling people -usually members of my family - often my mother. Try making love with that sort of baggage in ya head - lololol.

 

[Easy Boy]

Worst comment a woman ever made to me...

"I suppose now you're going to fall asleep."

OK, I wasn't at my best with her. Do I get any manhood points for owning up to it, CRaZy? BTW, _nice_ homepage. Any one of those ladies could sit on my face, hmm, hmmm!

 

[BobCat1]

Worst thing a Woman ever said to me!

"I didn't think you'd really show up" after she invited me over to her place for sex!