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[feeeriek]

Thanks, Fee. If it doesn't, you can come over and sort her out for me.

can we go walking in the woods watching for fox or along the beach just watching and listenning to the waves no fireworks though i think they are beautiful the noise terrifies me though

 

[scheherazade_79]

Hmmmm, true.......okay, go with the man thingie first.

That could backfire, too... What if I'd tried it, and she suddenly replied that she was born a man, or was thinking of having surgery to turn into one, or was born with both sets of genitals.

If the third one were the case, though... I could definitely get away with telling her to go fuck herself

 

[scheherazade_79]

can we go walking in the woods watching for fox or along the beach just watching and listenning to the waves no fireworks though i think they are beautiful the noise terrifies me though

I'll give you ear plugs

 

[Vermilion]

Ah hmmm...well...come to london...(you realise that is gonna be my reply to everything you say now? )

I have a lot of lesbian friends- i dont really need gaydar- though i did pay for a month a little while back.

HOW THE FUCK HAVE YOU NOT PAID FOR THE ACCOUNT?! you can't send messages or view profiles on a non paid account?!

Sure you can, there's just a daily limit, is all.
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[ABSTRUSE]

That could backfire, too... What if I'd tried it, and she suddenly replied that she was born a man, or was thinking of having surgery to turn into one, or was born with both sets of genitals.

If the third one were the case, though... I could definitely get away with telling her to go fuck herself

My head is now going to explode.......its the Abstrusion Brain!!!

Get the CRRU after her.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

If the third one were the case, though... I could definitely get away with telling her to go fuck herself

BWAHAHAAA!!!! Zade, goddamnit woman...i need you in london- you make me laugh so much

 

[scheherazade_79]

My head is now going to explode.......its the Abstrusion Brain!!!

Get the CRRU after her.

It can't do that until the next Boxing Day tsunami

What's the CRRU?

 

[scheherazade_79]

Sure you can, there's just a daily limit, is all.
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True. For once I wasn't scamming.

 

[scheherazade_79]

BWAHAHAAA!!!! Zade, goddamnit woman...i need you in london- you make me laugh so much

City of black snot and gun crime...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It can't do that until the next Boxing Day tsunami

What's the CRRU?

Damnit.


What??? it's the rapid response unit.........are you high?? how could you forget?

 

[scheherazade_79]

Damnit.


What??? it's the rapid response unit.........are you high?? how could you forget?

Oh my God, I don't believe I forgot that!

Shame, shame, shame...

I forgot because I'm actually stone cold sober right now. Need to do something about that soon.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh my God, I don't believe I forgot that!

Shame, shame, shame...

I forgot because I'm actually stone cold sober right now. Need to do something about that soon.

You're my hellraising hero.

 

[scheherazade_79]

You're my hellraising hero.

And you're my favourite alien-enhanced lesbian brain

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

The more you respond to her, the more you fuel her obsessive wishes.

Yes, that's the key. Your attention is what she's seeking, and what feeds her ongoing behavior. If you deprive her of it, most likely she will eventually go away (probably find a more rewarding target.)

 

[rgraham666]

And you're my favourite alien-enhanced lesbian brain

Are you sure enhanced is a necessary add? 'Alien' seems to be quite enough.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

People only think I'm nuts, because I'm more 'normal' than most

Precisely! And they're all faking it that they're not (normal like you.)

 

[scheherazade_79]

Yes, that's the key. Your attention is what she's seeking, and what feeds her ongoing behavior. If you deprive her of it, most likely she will eventually go away (probably find a more rewarding target.)

No response so far, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed....

 

[scheherazade_79]

Are you sure enhanced is a necessary add? 'Alien' seems to be quite enough.

You're right, Rob

 

[scheherazade_79]

Precisely! And they're all faking it that they're not (normal like you.)

This is the mental equivalent of a tongue twister, Roxanne. I'll have to go away and think about this, before getting back to you

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

City of black snot and gun crime...

Oh but black snot is most amusing. I found it fucking insane when i was riding my bike to the station...:euuuugh:...

~~ Zade, like i said, it's probably my ex...haha...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Don't lie. I don't know what you should do in this situation (although I'm probably going to be the stalker someday), but don't lie. It's never worth it when you do, and so easy to backfire.