How to...

[Vermilion]

Ok. I feel the need to write a how to article and I just wanted to run this by you lot...
'How to... the basics of cookery' ?
or
'How to... create the perfect love nest - a guide to great bedmaking' ?

Seriously? Would anyone want to read those?


ooh... or
'How to... look at paintings - a beginner's guide to analysing art'?

I can't think of anything of a more... sexual/relationship nature that hasn't already been covered...

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[vampiredust]

'How to... the basics of cookery' ?
or
'How to... create the perfect love nest - a guide to great bedmaking' ?

Seriously? Would anyone want to read those?

If these were written from a different angle, I'd read them.

 

[Vermilion]

If these were written from a different angle, I'd read them.

Such as...?
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[Lisa Denton]

Ok. I feel the need to write a how to article and I just wanted to run this by you lot...
'How to... the basics of cookery' ?
or
'How to... create the perfect love nest - a guide to great bedmaking' ?

Seriously? Would anyone want to read those?


ooh... or
'How to... look at paintings - a beginner's guide to analysing art'?

I can't think of anything of a more... sexual/relationship nature that hasn't already been covered...

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V

Hmmmm, I dunno, are we talkin about?

"Basics" of cookery?
How to identify a spatula from a soup ladel and the proper operation of a fryin pan, maybe?

Great bedmaking?
Strategically placed anal probes, perhaps?

Art Anal-ization for Beginners?
How to know what exactly art is?
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b11/LisaDenton/beauty.jpg

I might like to read some of the last two, but on the "basics of cookery" thingie I think if somebody doesn't know the basics, you could be setting yourself up for a lawsuit for injuries and fires.

JMO
Lemme know, PM me if you do that bedmakin one, sounds interesting.

 

[Vermilion]

hmm.
I was thinking how to do basic things like make pastry, white sauce, tomato sauce and roast a chicken...

bedmaking - how to make your bed feel truly luxurious

and more of an academic approach to the art analysis...

*Does* it have to be related to sex/relationships?
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[mjl2010]

Ok. I feel the need to write a how to article and I just wanted to run this by you lot...
'How to... the basics of cookery' ?
or
'How to... create the perfect love nest - a guide to great bedmaking' ?

Seriously? Would anyone want to read those?


ooh... or
'How to... look at paintings - a beginner's guide to analysing art'?

I can't think of anything of a more... sexual/relationship nature that hasn't already been covered...

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I'd read them if you included pictures of your shoes.

Seriously, why not? I think those are good topics.

MJL

 

[Lisa Denton]

hmm.
I was thinking how to do basic things like make pastry, white sauce, tomato sauce and roast a chicken...

bedmaking - how to make your bed feel truly luxurious

and more of an academic approach to the art analysis...

*Does* it have to be related to sex/relationships?
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Oh I dunno, I was talkin about from a personal preference for me of course, and to give you some broader optional choices, by subliminal suggestion (take off your clothes, take off your clothes)

Maybe you could even combine the three:
"How to roast a chicken in bed artistically"

 

[Weird Harold]

*Does* it have to be related to sex/relationships?

No, How To Essays do NOT have to be erotic or sexual.

However, I like the idea of combining your topics:

How to Artistic Presentations of Breakfast in a Well-made Bed for example would be something worth reading about.

 

[oggbashan]

How about:

How to apply Feng Shui to the recommended positions in the Kama Sutra.

That could be sponsored by your neighbourhood chiropractor.

Or:

How to achieve Nirvana by applied sexual technique?

Or:

How to prevent a fit of the giggles when trying the two suggestions above?

Og

 

[Vermilion]

How about:

How to apply Feng Shui to the recommended positions in the Kama Sutra.

That could be sponsored by your neighbourhood chiropractor.

Or:

How to achieve Nirvana by applied sexual technique?

Or:

How to prevent a fit of the giggles when trying the two suggestions above?

Og

If I knew how to do any of those things then I would...
Unfortunately I feel I exhausted my How To knowledge with my meet people on the net chapters. I enjoyed writing them, though and I wanna do another.
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[oggbashan]

If I knew how to do any of those things then I would...
Unfortunately I feel I exhausted my How To knowledge with my meet people on the net chapters. I enjoyed writing them, though and I wanna do another.
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What makes you think that you have to KNOW how to do things to be able to write a How-To?

We write FICTION on this site. Look at some of the How-Tos already posted in that category.

One of my RL ancestors wrote a book on how to emigrate to the Americas. He ignored the minor details that he had never been to the Americas, nor had he, (as far as anyone can tell and from internal evidence in the book) ever met anyone who had been to the Americas. It was a best-seller.

Ignorance is no excuse.

Og

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Just because something has been done before doesn't mean you can't do it too. Yours would be different because it would be coming from your point of view.

 

[Vermilion]

Just because something has been done before doesn't mean you can't do it too. Yours would be different because it would be coming from your point of view.

Might have a go at blow jobs then... as it were.
Those and my cooking have always been the most lauded benefits of dating me, according to my current bloke and exes...!
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[Stella_Omega]

How to wreck a luxuriously-made bed?

 

[Vermilion]

How to wreck a luxuriously-made bed?

Pfft. Any idiot can figure that out by themselves. It's doing it with finesse that flummoxes...
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[Jenny_Jackson]

Ummmm... would you be cooking with sex toys, by chance?


"Yes, just stick the vibrator right in between the lips and give it a good buzz until will mixed."

or what about a nice recipet for Salmon Strap-on Surprise?