How to write he's got a big dick

[Husky_Embrace]

Big dicks are a part of many stories. Everyone knows bigger=better. Whether you agree or not, it is still a staple of many stories.

However, many stories can be crass. An "18 inch, 69,666mm divided by pi circumference dick that can't fit any pussy," or "a raging monster cock" are on the nose and lack creativity I feel. So what are the/your best ways to describe a big cock?

To start the ideas off, I really like to hear it from a woman. Men boast all the time. If a woman tells it, it gives much more weight. And girth.

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After sex they lay in bed. She places her hand on it, while nestling her head in the curve of his neck. "You're going to make a lot of women very happy," she said.

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They were walking outside under the umbrella, talking about tech. "I really love how technology improves. Everything has become smaller. I never believed that microfilms could exist. Now we have micro SD cards that hold so many pictures and movies. With USB C it all fits any way you plug it in!"

She moved her hands to his hips. "It's too bad you're such an old fashioned man then," she said with a sly smile.

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She looked at it, uncomprehending. "How are you still standing? Shouldn't you faint?"

"It's not that much blood," he started.

"Just look at it! How is that filled with 'not that much blood'? You're a freak of nature, that's what you are."

He sighed, grabbing his underwear from the edge of the bed.

"What are you doing? I didn't say we wouldn't try. Just be gentle, because I need some time to adjust. It's a one size fits all," she grinned.

"Not for everyone," he said.

"But I am. Get on the bed and you can experience it for yourself."

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

Warm, pulsating, veiny handsome cock or dick

 

[StillStunned]

From "Foxglove Summer" by Ben Aaronovitch: "You won't get many of those for a tenner."

 

[BobbyBrandt]

"Mary had never seen a more perfect male appendage."

or,

"You, Sir, are a tribute to your gender"

 

[Kumquatqueen]

I agree it works better when the description is from the beholder.

A woman's POV: He stroked his substantial cock up and down. I'd assumed he was already fully hard, but it grew even bigger. Impressive.
...
This might be the biggest cock I'd ever had. ... I settled my pussy lips over the tip of this formidable penis.

Different woman: He was careful, pulling her lips aside with his fingers. She was already wet. But his cock was substantial. He had to ease it into her slowly.

Or another:
I took the tiniest edge of his foreskin into my mouth, confirmed he really had no problem with that, slurped on a delightful mouthful of pancake-soft skin, then let it retract back to show off the pale rounded head of his cock, on a long smooth shaft. Probably the biggest cock I'd ever seen.

Not that I'd seen that many. I really wasn't a complete slut...


Looks like I use the word 'substantial' a lot!

A male POV for some variety, same cock being described:
He opens his fly.
"Oh, sweet Jesus!"
"What?"
I twist around to face him properly. "Sit down."
He's sitting by my head, his jeans undone, his shorts utterly defeated by this monster cock erupting out of them.
I have to get it in my mouth. Hell, it's so massive, I don't know if I even can! And now it's stiffening... My jaw and shoulder are strained, just getting close to the thing. I whimper.
...
I don't think I've ever been stretched so deep and wide. It feels like I'm straining round a Coke can, it's that wide and perverted. Come on, we've all thought about it. Or a Red Bull, at least.

 

[NotWise]

I can only remember one story where I made a thing out of the guy's size. From Escape from Cimarron:

Clarice laughed in Steve’s ear. She leaned on his shoulder and reached to the bulge in the front of his jeans. “Being a man isn’t a cardinal sin.”

“But lust is.” Steve unbuckled his belt and his hard cock sprang up.

“Deus meus,” Sister Clarice said. “Nita didn’t tell me about this!”

 

[MelissaBaby]

This is my favorite, from Abby and the Outlaws

I took hold of it, and my fingers couldn't wrap around it. When I put my other hand on it as well, it stuck out above both. If he was a payin' customer, I may have charged him extra, 'cause he'd be payin' for more pussy than most men ever occupied.

 

[Rob_Royale]

It's not really my style to fetishize a big cock so my stories alude to it by mentioning the pleasure the woman felt at being stretched and filled. Sometimes I'll mention cervical contact through as not all women are the same depth, that isn't proof of much.

 

[OffNSFW]

"He's going to be very popular."

 

[FrancesScott]

I think you can be rather indirect, like.

As I pulled down his boxers, the promise of distended cotton was more than fulfilled.

 

[MrPixel]

"Fuck. I can't take that."

 

[Britva415]

If you say how good it is, you don't have to say how big it is at all.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I never use the word dick in my stories...

 

[StillStunned]

From "Foxglove Summer" by Ben Aaronovitch: "You won't get many of those for a tenner."

Moving on to my own works, I usually tend to go by what my wife says. Things like "visible bulge in his trousers", but when the sex happens it's mostly "a perfect fit". Add in a few gasps and feelings of stretching, and it does the job. And I usually include a non-penetration orgasm for the sake of realism.

 

[PennyThompson]

I think @Actingup 's recent Nude Day story, Letting the Sun Shine In, does a good job of writing a love interest who has a um... Statistically Significant Cock, and how one person's blessing can be another person's curse

 

[FrancesScott]

I think @Actingup 's recent Nude Day story, Letting the Sun Shine In, does a good job of writing a love interest who has a um... Statistically Significant Cock, and how one person's blessing can be another person's curse

Maybe the appendage could have a name that indicates its length…

 

[iwatchus]

I think @Actingup 's recent Nude Day story, Letting the Sun Shine In, does a good job of writing a love interest who has a um... Statistically Significant Cock, and how one person's blessing can be another person's curse

Second this opinion strongly.

 

[iwatchus]

Maybe the appendage could have a name that indicates its length…

I have one character in my series that has a seriously big cock. Probably my first and last character as such. He kind of became a walking giant cock and somewhat comedy relief in a series where everyone else had much more depth as a character. He called his member "Big Ben", a name his fiancee picked up from him and spread to the whole friend group.

 

[Actingup]

Second this opinion strongly.

Why thank you both, @PennyThompson and @iwatchus. Is this the point where I mention that I, too, sing bass?

 

[TarnishedPenny]

They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Maybe it’s the same for size? I try not to have characters with oversized bosoms or organs. When the plot requires such however, I stay as far away as possible from inches or centimetres and instead have the lady instantly become worried and fearful when she first sees it. (Spoiler alert: of course she finds herself pleased instead.)

 

[AwkwardlySet]

I never use the word dick in my stories...

I go so far as to never even use the word Richard.

 

[MrPixel]

I go so far as to never even use the word Richard.

Heh. I have gone so far as to have an FMC on a nympho binge meet a well-endowed Richard. "You may go by 'Richard,' but I'm going to call you 'Dick.'" He cringed.

 

[SimonDoom]

His POV: Baby, I'm serving up my man-steak for dinner.

Her POV: looks like I'm getting the child's portion.

Seriously, I think this depends entirely on the tone of the story as a whole.

 

[LauraLO]

As Olive Oil said about Brutus...."heee'sssss large"

 

[Trionyx]

As the old song from the fifties later repopularized by Maria Muldaur says...it ain't the meat, it's the motion.