How to tell

[akazie]

How many calories are in a load of semen?

 

[SweetErika]

You could google 'calories semen.'

IIRC, it's about 15 calories on average.

 

[WriterDom]

I know my cum varies a lot. The more sexual tension that has build up from writing or chatting about sex the more cum I produce.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Why? Are you planning to consume it by the litre? Good grief.

 

[akazie]

You could google 'calories semen.'

Google says "Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories".

 

[akazie]

Why? Are you planning to consume it by the litre? Good grief.

I wish

 

[SweetErika]

Google says "Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories".

Right. So if the average first load of a young, healthy male amounts to about a tablespoon, that'd be about 15 calories, like I said.

While there's some debate on the amount and caloric value and there are a lot of things that factor into the amount of ejaculate in a load, you can figure it's well under 50 calories, even if the guy produces far more ejaculate than average. Even if we overestimate and say a load is 50 calories, most people burn at least that amount during the course of a good blowjob.

 

[Angellika]

who cares?

 

[infinity706]

Well, if you're thinking about giving a blowjob to 10 different guys in a day, it might become a calorie issue. I wouldn't think that would be advisable without condoms, though. You're more likely to go into negative calories if you're blowing the same guy a lot of times.