How to tell my wife that i like to have sex any time

[Meleklegna]

Hi i dont know How to say to my wife to make love or have sex with me cause she always is thinking in another things and dont know How to explain How that mejes me happy

 

[Saint Peter]

Give her a can of corn each time she gives you the goodies.

 

[richard_daily]

Give her a can of corn each time she gives you the goodies.

That only works if she's an under-aged vietnamese girl.

 

[firenzi]

Borat?

 

[Bacetti]

That only works if she's an under-aged vietnamese girl.

Maybe creamed corn. Just a suggestion.

 

[Sean]

Give her a can of corn each time she gives you the goodies.

That only works if she's an under-aged vietnamese girl.

You fuckers always forget the tennis shoes. I hate dealing with amateurs.

 

[Meleklegna]

Not borat

Borat?

Not a borat guy is just i dont know what happen

 

[Saint Peter]

Ouch! My eye!

 

[Meleklegna]

Ouch! My eye!

Ok thx anyway

 

[firenzi]

I remember reading something about an electric fan...

 

[lovetoread]

Sex? What is this sex thing you speak of?

 

[firenzi]

Just grab her from behind while she's sleeping and stick it in. Women love that.

 

[artemesia_g]

Print out this thread and give it to her?

 

[Meleklegna]

Ouch! My eye!

Sex? What is ths sex thing you speak of?

Thats why i post there cause i dont know How to be with her in a intimal relation i wish some Body Tell me some

 

[Sonnys_Big_Head]

Hi i dont know How to say to my wife to make love or have sex with me cause she always is thinking in another things and dont know How to explain How that mejes me happy

Maybe an interpreter would help.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

You have to tell her? Be a real husband! Just take her!

 

[Redatlit]

Give her a can of corn each time she gives you the goodies.

Why do you hate green beans?

 

[tactful]

Just say, "I like to have sex any time".

 

[ChinaBandit]

Hi i dont know How to say to my wife to make love or have sex with me cause she always is thinking in another things and dont know How to explain How that mejes me happy

Your situation sucks!

Find another woman who feels the need as frequently as you do.

If things don't change you will end up divorced anyway.

 

[pointless]

hit her repeatedly with a tire iron while singing frank sinatra by cake. you're welcome.

 

[bg23]

You people are bad, the next thing I'm going to hear on the news is some woman being raped while being hit with a tire iron and sung to.

Just tell her you like to make sex any time because you love her and want to make sex with her.

 

[abella117]

A good relationship is based on communication so just tell her.

 

[Angellica1612]

You have to tell her? Be a real husband! Just take her!

Woah! ***fanning self*** That's going to give me good dreams!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

You people are bad, the next thing I'm going to hear on the news is some woman being raped while being hit with a tire iron and sung to.

Just tell her you like to make sex any time because you love her and want to make sex with her.

I told you this and you told me to Fuck Off

 

[Bidin~Time]

Could it be you just have no, zero, none skillz in the art of sex? If you were turning her on, you wouldn't need to be here asking the question.