How to tell if you were bad

[Juliangel]

http://www.smileegreetings.com/images/santabad.jpg

 

[CW]

Yep, I'd say that's a good way to know if'n you been bad,,,

 

[Lajo]

"when ya gotta go...."

 

[Guru]

 

[Silverlily]

Oh my, kind of gives a whole new meaning to lighting a fire under your ass.

 

[Guest]

Ewwwwwwww!

I know I'm a bad girl, but I hope I haven't been bad ENOUGH for that!! http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/puke.gif

 

[Temptress_1960]

And I always thought Santa really really liked bad girls. <sigh>

Note to self: Rethink my philosophy on life. Could be taking the wrong direction.

 

[Guest]

So it wasn't a lump of coal after all...

But seriously, I don't like that Kris Kringle fella. His bloody reindeer trapse all over my roof, he breaks into my house, eats my cookies and drinks my milk, and now he shits down my chimney... bastard.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

I guess he ran out of Snow man shit!!