How to Tell If The Guy You're Chatting Up Is Lying About His Identity:

[-geisha.grrrl-]

Ladies, there are men who lie about who they are, what they do, what they look like, and even how old they are. Here's how to tell:

the second day​

:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:15:46 PM): can i ask you something?
Random Guy Man(6/21/2006 12:15:54 PM): of course.
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:16:09 PM): i don't know if we discussed this
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:16:19 PM): but is ur name ***** or ****?
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:16:28 PM): i mean, unless that seems a bad ?? to ask
Random Guy Man(6/21/2006 12:16:30 PM): lol...*****.
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:16:32 PM): cuz ur pro says *****
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:16:38 PM): but ur pic says ****on teh wall
Random Guy Man (6/21/2006 12:16:47 PM): does it?
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:16:48 PM): it looks like it's a brand name tho
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:16:49 PM): yeah
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:16:52 PM): like on teh wall
Random Guy Man (6/21/2006 12:17:03 PM): what wall?
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:17:04 PM): u know how when u buy stuff from like ace hardware n stuff
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:17:19 PM): that stuff will sometimes have a logo on it?
Random Guy Man(6/21/2006 12:17:38 PM): i don't get you.
Random Guy Man(6/21/2006 12:17:43 PM): where's it say ****?
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:17:55 PM): that's u in the boys town[boys town? should i start questioning right now?] shirt with teh pretty dog, right?
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:18:04 PM): well right above ur head, on ur profile...
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:18:07 PM): it says ****
Random Guy Man (6/21/2006 12:18:09 PM): yes.
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:18:11 PM): but it looks like a label
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:18:26 PM): i can't describe it any better than that, cause i don't really know a lot about hardware
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:18:39 PM): but it looks like... a logo that would come on a piece of hardware or something
Random Guy Man (6/21/2006 12:19:02 PM): ok...i'll have to check it out...not sure....i never saw that before...

You never saw it before? but your profile hasn't been edited for over a year? that's a picture of you... but you never saw the huge NAME in bold and underlined on your photo? You never saw it before?

a little while before​

"Random Guy Man (6/21/2006 12:14:40 PM): i'm a little nervous about the phone sex....
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:14:52 PM): we don't have to, if you don't want to
:.The Geisha.: (6/21/2006 12:14:53 PM): i mean
"Random Guy Man" (6/21/2006 12:14:56 PM): can we maybe start out with some pictures and see how it goes?

Let me just ask... why would you be nervous about anonymous phone sex but you're hyphy to show your face and body in photos? Wouldn't that be more identifiable?

:.The Geisha.: (6/22/2006 12:46:35 PM): the man's name is *****... but on his photo it CLEARLY says **** above the head of the man that's in the picture... and I pointed that out to him... yesterday. Why he still got the picture up today? hm?

He kept the photo up? The photo that he didn't know about?

:.The Geisha.: (6/24/2006 9:59:31 AM): okay so then, i play along with him n he then says he's going to send me cam shots of him wanking... sure i say, i'll look at them http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif ROFL!!! Why did he send TWO of the highest quality porno shots I've ever seen? and on one of them, you can see the other hand resting on the hip? HAHAHAA!!! I'm like, is he going to ever just say 'you're right dude, I'm sorry, I was making this shit up.' LMFAO!!! hahahaha and the pics are two different models, one is hairier, one is darker, and of course, the penises [penii?] are different. HAHAH http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

:.The Geisha.: (6/24/2006 10:02:10 AM): omg YO!! I am looking at them again, one is completely shaved, and the other is not shaved at all, and THE DAMN SHEETS ARE DIFFERENT!!! http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gifhttp://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/20.gif http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/21.gif!!! the damn sheets are different ya'll! I'm like, you started jacking off and then got up to shave ur pubes n change the sheets cause what? http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/40.gif the lighting wasn't right?http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif the damn sheets is different!

I don't htink any commentary on this part is necessary. I think this is funny enough, and... funny enough all by itself.

Now, because I have them, I would like to show you the photos I recieved. Ladies: ROFL!!!

i present: Fake Photo 1:
http://home.comcast.net/~litpix/fakephoto1.jpg

and Fake Photo 2:
http://home.comcast.net/~litpix/fakephoto2.jpg

This has been a lesson is how to spot guys who lie and will provide you with days' worth of laughter at their expense if you can make them think you believe them.

Brought to you by Pee™

 

[Matthew Craig]

Yeah, like i'm going to read all that!

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Eeepppps!!!!

 

[Dietrich K.]

Yeah, like i'm going to read all that!

Like you could.

 

[Emerald Eyed]

Why did he send TWO of the highest quality porno shots I've ever seen?

If that is the highest quality porno you have ever seen, you need some better porn.

 

[Recidiva]

I assume everyone is lying.

Makes it easier.

Hard to take someone's trust when it isn't offered.

 

[Hairgrip]

Hum.

You know people sometimes do change their sheets.

Sometimes.


Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.

 

[Guest]

If that is the highest quality porno you have ever seen, you need some better porn.

Probably. Funny shit.

 

[EternalWinter]

If he doesn't want the phone sex, I'll take it.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Probably 1) didn't want to give her HIS number, for fear of being found out later...and 2) was afraid his mommy would check the phone bill and bust him. *nods*

 

[Gringao]

I have a confession to make: I'm not really Clint Eastwood.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I have a confession to make: I'm not really Clint Eastwood.

*hopes dashed*

 

[Recidiva]

I have a confession to make: I'm not really Clint Eastwood.

No way. I'm not really Clint Eastwood either.

Weird. Kinda eerie.

 

[Gringao]

*hopes dashed*

I knew this would be a wrenching revelation. Please, come in from the ledge...

 

[EternalWinter]

I have a confession to make: I'm not really Clint Eastwood.

I already knew that...because I am Clint Eastwood!

dun dun DUUUUN!

 

[Gringao]

I already knew that...because I am Clint Eastwood!

dun dun DUUUUN!

But you're one of my alts...

 

[EternalWinter]

But you're one of my alts...

I know, I thought you were gonna play along...

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

i present: Fake Photo 1:
http://home.comcast.net/~litpix/fakephoto1.jpg

and Fake Photo 2:
http://home.comcast.net/~litpix/fakephoto2.jpg

This has been a lesson is how to spot guys who lie and will provide you with days' worth of laughter at their expense if you can make them think you believe them.

Brought to you by Pee™[/COLOR]

I just skipped to this part.

To me, it's all interactive porn anyway. Fake pics wouldn't much bother me, as I don't have any big expectations.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

heh

wtf is the point....

it's not like dudes can't get PLENTY OF PICS ON THE INTERNETS, why you have to be a douche about it

lol

 

[HappyMisha]

Ladies, there are men who lie about who they are, what they do, what they look like, and even how old they are.

I really hope this wasn't news to you. I could point to you a thread in the AM Pics section that's not really AM at all...

 

[freepass4sex]

I assume everyone is lying.

Makes it easier.

Hard to take someone's trust when it isn't offered.

Very Very Wise words. You're deep....

 

[Shaq]

Me thinks Geisha has unresolved conflict over being burned in the past....

 

[Dbtk44]

Maybe his wife is a pretty good photographer?

 

[Recidiva]

Very Very Wise words. You're deep....

And it is funny when there are unsolicited pics. I can accuse them of being a Japanese girl named Neko with good (or bad) taste in men.

"Lady, what does it take to convince you I'm a guy, do I have to send a picture of my cock next to today's newspaper?"

 

[Tinkersquash]

Lying about one's identity doesn't really rub my rhubarb the wrong way. I'm just here for the conversation. I don't want to know what you look like or what your name is.