How to Suck Balls

[WCHSP]

Just a little public service announcement, since women seem to be completely in the dark about this. Two things you've gotta know:

1) Testicles feel amazing when stimulated, and the king of that kind of stimulation is sucking. I say this because some women seem confused about why a guy would want that... we want it because it feels great. Just shut up and do it, I'll make it worth it. Trust.

2) It starts to become uncomfortable after a while. Don't linger forever! Seriously. I know my gasps of pleasure, moaning and body movement is delicious, and I know you want it to go on for a while, but it doesn't work that way. If you suck them right, it'll feel like I've been transported straight to heaven... for about ten seconds. Get one in your mouth, give it a quick go, switch to the other one, maybe move back to the first and repeat the process before it's stopped feeling good, then leave them alone and move on to my cock.

Got it? Good. Now go forth into the world and apply your new knowledge.

 

[littlebitshe]

Just shut up and do it, I'll make it worth it.

Maybe if you weren't such an @$$ about it, you would get a woman that would WANT to please you in this way..... Just a thought

 

[alyssawesome29]

Aren't women supposed to be delicate about it, too? I mean, whenever I go down on my man I linger there for a minutes and lick (gently) until he advises me to come back up again ... But that's just my technique. Merry Xmas, everyone!

 

[TypicalDeviant]

Man, I'm glad you know how every guy in the world likes his balls sucked.

/Excuse me while I go inform the local news station

 

[WCHSP]

Man, I'm glad you know how every guy in the world likes his balls sucked.

/Excuse me while I go inform the local news station

Did I say "every guy in the world?" No? Then why are you being a jerk?

@alyssawesome29
Regarding strength... that depends on the guy. It's very sensitive, some guys like it very soft, others stronger. A minority want you to chomp down, but that's a fetish and kind of unrelated to what I'm talking about.

 

[jazzyb_77]

my ex had very sensitive cahoneys. he wasn't big on having his balls sucked or even licked...but he loved to have them tickled!

jazzy

 

[pussy_liquor]

My wife sucks my lil balls perfectly but then she slaps them with her belt!

 

[nipple jewelry]

Maybe if you weren't such an @$$ about it, you would get a woman that would WANT to please you in this way..... Just a thought

LMAO. I have to concur!

V

 

[Eilan]

When I have the urge to suck balls**, I'll ask my man what he likes.





**I mean, beyond the figurative sweaty-donkey-ball sucking I do pretty much on a daily basis. . .

 

[WCHSP]

Do you really think that the OP is indicative of how I talk to a woman I'm presently naked with?

Or maybe you think that I'm trying to talk someone from this forum into doing it?

Or maybe you just like to talk shit on the internet.

 

[human_male]

What would be handy is a thread with the topic of how to suck one's own balls.

 

[kimbernee]

Well, I'm interested in this topic. Maybe the OP had a bit of attitude but I'd still like to know more about it. Do lots of guys really like it? Also, my guy would get his balls sucked more if he'd remove some hair. Just a hint for guys who do like it.

 

[fireymatt]

feel good but dont do it too hard to fast.... just take your time and stroke them out... they will come.. but too hard to fast is like getting a kick there.... ouch
dont be too gentle ... they arent china, just not too rough.... find the fine line and alot will happen! shaved??? a given!

 

[Bokimbol]

Everybody likes different things. If my balls haven't been sucked for awhile, more than say a week, they are sensitive and you have to be very careful the first time out. After that though they can pretty much take what ever you want to give for as long as you want to do it. The longer the better.I will just lay there forever while you send me to heaven.But you are right, it is one of the coolest feelings in the world. I actually like it better than BJ's. My girlfriend likes to suck them deep into her mouth 1 at a time and message them with her tongue while I jerk off. I can feel this fantastic pressure build in them with each suck. Something they do must give away to her that I'm about to cum because she starts to grunt like a pig a breath real hard as she really works them over just before I cum that way. It's like she trying to suck the cum out of them. She gets so excited doing this she kicks her feet and nuzzles me.

 

[Doreame]

I, for 1, LUV 2 suck men's balls as they masturbate, inches from my grinning mug! :-9

Still. Dare say ur remiss (IMO)to make NO mention of the little-known (by we dames) & thus oft-unexplored, region just south of Scrotum City, known as the Perineum(sp?), within which is the (subcutaneous, mind) home of the notoriously duplicitous Prostate Gland, et al, yet still north of Ars Centre[sic].

As a Sweet Sex Provider in S.F., I find this area responds esp well to linguistic stimulation - sans exception! Every client might not take delite in his cup of tea; Nor'll all gents be necessarily heaven-bound by digital "milking" (tho more do than even KNOW so!).

But, FWIW2U, *I* have YET to meet a man who's expressed a desire for LESS of this activity, provided not to the exclusion or expense of, rather in tandem with, any alt. manner of penile pleasuring, also!

Oooh...yeah! Life is Goood when I am Naughty, tee-hee! ;^9

(Not to imply i took issue @all w/ur contribution. I've no deep-seated need to criticize what u were gracious enuf to share in the first. Lest u be discouraged from further posts...which wouldn't make for a website much worth visiting, much less joining! I guess I'm saying, Don't lose any sheep over the pithless gripes of, well, grumpy lil bitches, for one (self-professed, or any otherwise)!

*THANK YOU* - for sharing ur piece.

 

[flowerpetals]

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[EasyDoesIt]

Pick me...pick me!

When I have the urge to suck balls**, I'll ask my man what he likes.





**I mean, beyond the figurative sweaty-donkey-ball sucking I do pretty much on a daily basis. . .

Eilan....liking how you think about this subject. If you ever need practice to perfect the method....my hand is raised.

Like most things, talk to your partner about this. Some like it gentle, some like them chewed.....some like them whipped. Its all good once learned.

 

[anoncuriousm]

Maybe if you weren't such an @$$ about it, you would get a woman that would WANT to please you in this way..... Just a thought

lol i second concur plus, i like my balls tickled with her tongue feels uncomfortable if it's in her mouth, so maybe not eveyrone likes what you like dude and you def need to appreciate the mouth that's pleasing ya else one of these days one of these woman (if ye rly get any) might just bite it off

 

[LibraStud]

I love this as part of foreplay, especially right after a long warm bath!

 

[njgirl0863]

I will remember this... <makes a mental note>

 

[ChasingShadowsX]

every1 is different i dont like my balls sucked, it hurts. Light licking is nice though.

 

[kevin_jones]

I personally like my man's balls hairy. Maybe its just me.
I love to give him "unicorns". Where I suck his balls and give him a hand job at the same time.

That is what I want ..............lol
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