How to stop a massacre:

Now that I have an AARP card, I guess a carry permit is next.
 
Guess no grandpa door man at a wal-mart in dallas had a gun within the last hour someone has went crazy shooting people.
 
My grandpa was a drunk. I'm glad he didn't have any guns.

My grandpa was a communist. When I would spend the summers at their house, he would show me the English version of Pravda or something and talk about how fair things were in the USSR. Crazy old fart.
 
My Dad would have dropped them both before they got to the door.

Oh yeah?

My Dad would have dropped them both before they even entered the store...

...matter of fact, My Dad would have known they were planning their gig the night before and shot 'em both while they were sleeping.
 
It scares the shit out of me to imagine everyone carrying a gun and shooting recklessly at the first sign of real or perceived trouble.
 
It would only take one round, but, first, one has to be there, and secondly, timing is everything.
 
It scares the shit out of me to imagine everyone carrying a gun and shooting recklessly at the first sign of real or perceived trouble.

Yep, that's what crooks do...right up until the time they are confronted with a law abiding citizen with a carry permit. Then like the two pieces of shit in the video they run away. Why? Because criminals are basically cowards.
 
Oh yeah?

My Dad would have dropped them both before they even entered the store...

...matter of fact, My Dad would have known they were planning their gig the night before and shot 'em both while they were sleeping.

Oh yeah? My Dad would have looked at them and made their heads explode!
 
My grandpa would have looked at them, said, "Dumbasses." and thrown his quart bottle of PBR at them. Then kicked the shit out of both as they ducked.
 
Well my great granddad would have made a pinching gesture and crushed their throats.
 
My great grandpa would have kicked their fathers in the nuts, thus preventing their birth.
 
My great great grandma would swallow your unborn great grandfather restoring honor to my great grand father.


Wait. I forgot. What were we discussing?
 
My great great grandma would swallow your unborn great grandfather restoring honor to my great grand father.


Wait. I forgot. What were we discussing?

With the advent of the internet, it doesn't matter anymore.
 
Ok back to the subjects, interior ballistics, exterior ballistics and terminal ballistics.
 
Yep, that's what crooks do...right up until the time they are confronted with a law abiding citizen with a carry permit. Then like the two pieces of shit in the video they run away. Why? Because criminals are basically cowards.

...huh?
 
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