How to squirt ?

[hot__guy]

squirting is an amazing thing ... give a hilarious pleasure for females ....
squirting is not a golden sport (pee).

lots of girls just don't know what to do .. or how to do it ..
It's easy to do ... all you have to know is how to do it the right way ...
It's all about hitting the right spot ... (the gspot) .. but it vary from female to another .... some females can squirt from anal stimulation ..!!

If you are a girl or couple ... and interested in more talking .. just send me an e.mail .. or private message ... or pm me if I am online (hot__guy)

have a nice day ladies..

Hot__guy.

 

[mjl2010]

Warning Warning Warning Will Robinson!

HNG Alert! HNG Alert!

Warning! Danger! Danger! Warning Will Robinson!

 

[SweetErika]

squirting is an amazing thing ... give a hilarious pleasure for females ....
squirting is not a golden sport (pee).

lots of girls just don't know what to do .. or how to do it ..
It's easy to do ... all you have to know is how to do it the right way ...
It's all about hitting the right spot ... (the gspot) .. but it vary from female to another .... some females can squirt from anal stimulation ..!!

If you are a girl or couple ... and interested in more talking .. just send me an e.mail .. or private message ... or pm me if I am online (hot__guy)

have a nice day ladies..

Hot__guy.

What about other men who want to learn to make women squirt? Or men pretending to be women? They should contact you, too, right?

What advice do you have that's so much better than the advice in many of the squirting threads that are already here?

 

[every12seconds]

I can imagine Hot__Guy googling to figure out what HNG means! LOL!

 

[hot__guy]

Don't worry,

here u are ur answers sweet erika....

what if guys are pretending they are a women ...
I only teach people if they have a cam or a mic ....

if there are guys who wanted to learn how to make girls squirt....
I would love to teach them how to do it with their partners .... (but I won't do it with a guy alone) ...

What do I have more from the other threads ...
I'm a master at this ... and done it lots .. here online on chats ...
(I saw it on cam .... so it was real ... and not pretending ) ...
and I know everything about it .....

(I have a cam ) ...

Hot__guy.

 

[xPinkxStarsx]

squirting is an amazing thing ... give a hilarious pleasure for females ....
squirting is not a golden sport (pee).

lots of girls just don't know what to do .. or how to do it ..
It's easy to do ... all you have to know is how to do it the right way ...
It's all about hitting the right spot ... (the gspot) .. but it vary from female to another .... some females can squirt from anal stimulation ..!!

If you are a girl or couple ... and interested in more talking .. just send me an e.mail .. or private message ... or pm me if I am online (hot__guy)

have a nice day ladies..

Hot__guy.

So it was clearly helpful for him to also point out that squirting is not the same as pissing and that pissing in a sexual setting is known as golden sport (though mostly known as golden showers or water sports but he combined them to save time).
Also that we have to hit our g-spot to help and that we can cum from anal sex too!

Thanks for the dictionary Hot_Guy...no one knew what you were talking about clearly because this is not an erotic site or anything.

 

[xPinkxStarsx]

What do I have more from the other threads ...
I'm a master at this ... and done it lots .. here online on chats ...
(I saw it on cam .... so it was real ... and not pretending ) ...
and I know everything about it .....

(I have a cam ) ...

Hot__guy.

Dear Hot_guy,

1 Why all of the dots? I really dont find in necessary.

2 "and done it lots .. here online on chats" Great use of the english language.

Please just stop while you are ahead.

xoxo

xPinkxStarsx

 

[hot__guy]

So it was clearly helpful for him to also point out that squirting is not the same as pissing and that pissing in a sexual setting is known as golden sport (though mostly known as golden showers or water sports but he combined them to save time).
Also that we have to hit our g-spot to help and that we can cum from anal sex too!

Thanks for the dictionary Hot_Guy...no one knew what you were talking about clearly because this is not an erotic site or anything.

clarifying that a lot of women can cum or/and squirt by anal stimulation...
yes it is called (water sport or golden shower ) I made a mistake ... what a big deal ..
and g spot ... is not everything in squirting ... it is just a part of it...
and no ... I'm not giving you a dictionary ...
ha ..!

 

[hot__guy]

the dots just comes while i'm typing ....

and I don't care if I'm writing in a perfect english or not.
its not my native language anyway ..

 

[Eilan]

When Lit girls and couples. . . want to learn about the hilarious pleasure known as squirting. . . they don't PM masturbation-fodder-seeking n00bs with 7 posts. . . they go to this thread.

 

[NorCalGirl]

the dots just comes while i'm typing ....

and I don't care if I'm writing in a perfect english or not.
its not my native language anyway ..

Don't be afraid of the [backspace] key.

 

[hot__guy]

No need for me to read any threads ....

I'm new at lit forum ... yes it is true .. I registered today in here ... but that doesn't mean anything ...

and if you are not convinced with it ... you can just ignore this post ....

(what the hell with the dots thing .... is it annoying you that much) !!! huh

 

[SweetErika]

here u are ur answers sweet erika....

what if guys are pretending they are a women ...
I only teach people if they have a cam or a mic ....

if there are guys who wanted to learn how to make girls squirt....
I would love to teach them how to do it with their partners .... (but I won't do it with a guy alone) ...

What do I have more from the other threads ...
I'm a master at this ... and done it lots .. here online on chats ...
(I saw it on cam .... so it was real ... and not pretending ) ...
and I know everything about it .....

(I have a cam ) ...

Hot__guy.

So, basically, you're a horny, homophobic, know-it-all?

Given that, I'll be absolutely shocked if your inbox isn't flooded with messages from women begging to get on cam and soak up all of your valuable knowledge.

 

[hot__guy]

So, basically, you're a horny, homophobic, know-it-all?

Given that, I'll be absolutely shocked if your inbox isn't flooded with messages from women begging to get on cam and soak up all of your valuable knowledge.

It's not like that ...

All of you just took a wrong picture about me ....
Yes it is true that I only do it on cam, but that doesn't mean that I'm horny homophobic smart ass with flooded inbox !!
and yes I am Mr. know it all !!

whatever, you have your point .. and I have mine ...

 

[mtdan]

He probably has a big L tattooed on his forehead..

 

[Mr.G]

""Yes it is true that I only do it on cam ... "

I was going to say the question begs " have ya ever actually done this in real life to a *gasp* real LIVE woman?? "

But he answered for me.

Very impressive. Being able to drive hundreds of thousands of women absolutely buurrzzurk with passion and squirtieness and all just through the lens of a web cam too!! This a much envied talent.

We can only wish we were all so gifted.

Carry on.


... and the REST OF YOU - settle down. The dude with the webcan and the high temperature is likely 12 or 14 and if we destroy his SELF ESTEEM now he'll be doomed to become a lawyer or some other dreadful fate. It's the FESTIVE season after all. We should all express our utter AWE at his prowess and strive to be as sharing and all knowing as he appears to be.

 

[xPinkxStarsx]

and no ... I'm not giving you a dictionary ...
ha ..!

You already GAVE the dictionary is what I was saying; not asking for one.

 

[Dreamliner]

Simply follow the link above kindly placed by Eilan to MR G's thread....Try This and Report Back.

All you or any of your friends will need to know or wondered about on the subject.

 

[comeout2play]

I can imagine Hot__Guy googling to figure out what HNG means! LOL!

I had to!!! LOLLLLLLLL

 

[FishinBuddy]

Perplexed

What does the Historic Needlework Guild have to do with squirting? ;-D