how to seduce a woman - if you are one.

Hmmm... I would imagine that a compliment would be a great start. I was at a bar once and the female part of a couple who wanted to take me home (I didn't know that at the time- lol) told me how beautiful she thought I was. I was truly flattered and we began talking. She eventually told me the deal and I went home with them.... so I guess it worked :)

*side note: I went home with them and wanted to try my first bi experience, but she passed out before anything happened; I still laugh my ass off when I tell anyone that story!:) :) :)
 
Chocolate. Hell, I don't care who you are, if you offer me chocolate, you are instantly more attractive. Especially caramel with chocolate coating. MMMMMmmmmmmm.....
 
A little pampering after a hard day goes a loooong way.....if I've had a hard day and you rub my shoulders or feed me cheesecake........I'd do everything short of walk on water for you :D And flattery will get you everywhere
 
PrettySarcasticF said:
Body massage ... whispering sweet nothings in my ear in SPANISH ...


Very simple...

damn...why did i take german in high school? you think those subliminal tapes would work? i could learn spanish in a week, and then.......
 
Always said:
anyone got any good tactics and ideas?

I havnt got a clue and being a married women in a smallish town where everyone knows your business its driving me crazy trying to find out!
 
take a chance!

I was completely smitten by a female friend who followed me into the bathroom one afternoon ~ shut the door behind her ~ turned to me and said, "I've been wet for you since you walked in the door..."

I thought about her for days on end and ultimately slept with her. It was as easy as that! She was the first woman I ever made love with because she approached me with honesty and passion.

Try it ~ you'll LIKE it :D
 
Helpful Hints for Happy Homemaking

This was something I wrote for my boyfriend because I was upset with small town newspapers (which is really irrelevant) but it is useful. Men should read and heed.

How to keep your girlfriend happy.
Gentlemen if you think you've got a good woman and you'd like to keep her around there are a few things you ought to know. Please follow these recommendations. It isn't a guarantee but it'll make her think twice about leaving.
1. Tell her how you feel. Honesty is the best policy. If you don't feel up to going out to a movie just say so. But remember you'll owe her.
2. Tell her she's beautiful. Remember the honesty thing, forget it. It doesn't matter if she's got zits all over, she's gaining weight, and she's having her period...tell her you've never seen a woman more beautiful. And mean it.
3. Do the dishes. Nothing says I love you like a clean house, don't forget that bathroom, mirrors, laundry, dusting, vacuuming windows, inside and out, and clean sheets on the bed. (Leave a rose on the pillow if you are hoping for a certian result from all of your hard work.
4. Kiss her. Kiss her a lot. Kiss her all over. Kiss everything from her toes to her temple. Kiss her slowly. Kiss her deeply. Kiss her passionately.
5. Hold her hand in public. Whisper in her ear that you'll never leave her. Kiss her cheek. Put your hand on her waist. Buy her a rose. Generally, be as sweet as you can be.
6. Sex. Have lots of it. Everywhere. As often as she wants it. Be sweet. Be good. Tell her how wonderful and lovely she is. Tell her how much you want her.



These are just my tips but they might help.
 
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