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Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, puree, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

How To Satisfy A Man Every Time
Show up naked.
 
First thought on seeing this thread title, "I can't afford a Ferrari at all, never mind every time."
 
I'll be damned.

Gonna go mollycoddle my head soon and get me some sleep.
 
mollycoddle

That's when you get the molly all up in the coddlle, and it moves like a snake on slippery glass.

Or:

Pamper
Fuss over
Spoil
Overprotect
Cosset
Indulge
Humor
Cater to


:confused:
 
perdita said:
Get off the planet! P. ;)
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Harumph . . .

*Puts on travelin' salesman's hat . . . and sticks hoof out*

Hitchhicking to the moon sucks without opposable thumbs . . .
 
If a man showed up at my door with a bottle of crazy-glue, I'd be in heaven...
 
jmt said:
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, puree, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.
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Items in red usually work for me, but failing your success at any combination of those you can try this: PAY ATTENTION!!!

Good luck. :)

~lucky

p.s. Showing up naked only works every time if you're Angelina Jolie. :rolleyes:
 
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lucky-E-leven said:
Items in red usually work for me, but failing your success at any combination of those you can try this: PAY ATTENTION!!!

Good luck. :)

~lucky

p.s. Showing up naked only works every time if you're Angelina Jolie. :rolleyes:
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Amen, Lucky.

So many people, not just men, could learn from you, babe.
 
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cloudy said:
Amen, Lucky.

So many people, not just men, could learn from you, babe.
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Chicks aren't that hard to get off! I mean, really. C'mon.

:D

How's it going, Warrior Princess?

~lucky
 
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lucky-E-leven said:
Chicks aren't that hard to get off! I mean, really. C'mon.

:D

How's it going, Warrior Princess?

~lucky
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Going pretty good, I suppose. It sucks most days, but knowing what's waiting for me once things are sorted out here makes life worth living, ya know?
 
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cloudy said:
Going pretty good, I suppose. It sucks most days, but knowing what's waiting for me once things are sorted out here makes life worth living, ya know?
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Sounds like your days are about as good as Vella's lately. And yes, I do know that happiness is on the horizon and that makes things better. I also know that there are many days between now and then that just plain suck.

One little bright spot, though, is that we're all pulling for you and will be begging for detailed reports of the Homecoming.

:rose:

~lucky
 
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lucky-E-leven said:
Chicks aren't that hard to get off! I mean, really. C'mon.
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No, It's getting on that is the most difficut bit.
 
Buy her a pair of shoes. Cute little strappy things, not too slutty, that go with every outfit she owns.
 
Celia: Oh Charles - a woman needs certain things. She needs to be loved, wanted, cherished, sought after, wooed, flattered, cossetted, pampered. She needs sympathy, affection, devotion, understanding, tenderness, infatuation, adulation, idolatry - that isn't much to ask, is it Charles?

Barry Took and Marty Feldman, Round The House BBC Radio 1966.
 
Never saw 'Let sleep' in that list!
Id do almost anything requested if I got a full night sleep the night before.
lol and what Lucky said!
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Evil Alpaca said:
Pay cash?
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I'll stick up for some of the girls... cash is not the answer.

It's too heavy to carry enough to make em happy.... the right answer is....

A PLATNUM MASTER CARD
 
LOL you dont need to pack it, I have lots here! But Im also sick, you sure you still want to visit? lol

I need a little Lime to go with my tequila elixor!
C
 
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