How to pronounce words for the dumbfucks that visit MY country............

[Guest]

specifically the Bronx and Brooklyn:

Quarter=Core-ta

Radiator=Rad-e-ate-a

Three=Tree

Get the fuck outta here=Really? You don't say.

Upper Manhattan is Harlem.

The mid Bronx is Spanish Harlem.

We don't have hoagies, grinders or subs. They're fuckin' wedges, like it or not.

Chips are for playing cards, we call 'em french fries here. Why? Who knows, who cares. Just eat 'em.

One more thing, we drive on the right side of the road.

 

[1hotjob]

How to pronounce words for the dumbfucks that visit MY country............
specifically the Bronx and Brooklyn:

Quarter=Core-ta

Radiator=Rad-e-ate-a

Three=Tree

Get the fuck outta here=Really? You don't say.

Upper Manhattan is Harlem.

The mid Bronx is Spanish Harlem.

We don't have hoagies, grinders or subs. They're fuckin' wedges, like it or not.

Chips are for playing cards, we call 'em french fries here. Why? Who knows, who cares. Just eat 'em.

One more thing, we drive on the right side of the road.

 

[1hotjob]

There, that's better!

 

[lilminx]

Actually, quarter is "cawda", not "core-ta".

 

[1hotjob]

Oh. you know what I meant!!!!!!!

and it's cawda!

 

[lilminx]

 

[peachykeen]

Helpful Jersey City phrases

Hi there = fuck you

How are you today = whadda ya want, asshole

Do you need directions to the PATH station = get the fuck outa here afore I punch you inna nuts

Can I help you find the way to the Holland Tunnel = move yer frikkin car mothrfucker afore I run up yer ass sideways

 

[Pan718]

GOWANBEADIT

 

[1hotjob]

Why Peachykeen, we must have had the same English teacher growing up! At least some people understand.

1HJ

 

[kotori]

shour, an' i remember when ya cud get a cuppa cawfee for a cawder on journal square

 

[lovetoread]

Re: Helpful Jersey City phrases

Hi there = fuck you

How are you today = whadda ya want, asshole

Do you need directions to the PATH station = get the fuck outa here afore I punch you inna nuts

Can I help you find the way to the Holland Tunnel = move yer frikkin car mothrfucker afore I run up yer ass sideways

Oh now it all makes sense!

So that is what these people are really saying...

 

[Shyjohn]

Was there a major swerve somewhere here? This thread started as a probably vain attempt to teach the yanks how to speak proper English (Wor-cest-er-shyre) and now we've got the buggers trying to teach each other how to speak American. I need to sleep on this one.

 

[1hotjob]

The "Yanks" do not need to be taught how to speak proper English. We do have education here in the states. This is a porn BB. It is supposed to be fun. Lighten up and sleep tight!

1HJ

 

[kotori]

Was there a major swerve somewhere here? This thread started as a probably vain attempt to teach the yanks how to speak proper English (Wor-cest-er-shyre) and now we've got the buggers trying to teach each other how to speak American. I need to sleep on this one.

Yeah, get the fuck back to Golders Green or whattevah.

 

[peachykeen]

As a Yank who lives in England , let me assure you, Americans have no monopoly on poor speaking. Ride the number 88 bus through central London from Camden to Clapham behind any given 'yoofs' and count the number of times they say the word "innit". You will be well into double digits before you get to Euston (that's about 5 minutes in normal traffic).


Now shutdafuck up, alla youse, we're goin downa shore and I do'wanna hear anutha frikkin word abowdit.

 

[lilminx]

You tellim, Peachykeen!

 

[1hotjob]

Where we goin? Seaside or Wildwood?

 

[lilminx]

Wildwood- fuckin a-right!

 

[Pan718]

Laughing

Canarsie

Then down to the navy pier

 

[La Principessa]

Re: Laughing

Canarsie

Then down to the navy pier

now I know where THAT is!!