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pabloback

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some people never get placenames right when they visit a new place some advice for visiting the uk


cliveden = clifton
beauchamp place = bee cham place
cholmondely = chumleee
leicester square = lestah square [not lie sess tah]
worcester = wooster
worcestershire =wooster sauce [used only in cooking]
milton keynes = milton keenes [not milton kayness]
edinburgh = edinbrrrrr [ cos its always cold there]
birmingham = berminum
glasgow = glasgee or glaisgough depending on which part of town you visit
gough square =goff square
montague square = montagoo
peterborough = peetahburrah
thame = tayme
princes rizzz burra


hope this list will be of some help to dumbfuck tourists everywhere
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And I thought British people were suppose to speak English. :confused:


(And that's "la hoy-ya" by the way.)
 
Funny, cuz last fall in England all I heard was how hard hit the British economy was, what with all the tourists not coming due to foot & mouth and 9/11 and all. But hey, stay at home, dumbfucks, I guess all those hospitality workers that have been let go and struggling B&B owners don't really want you there anyway.
 
Problem Child said:


You got kinda close with the first one.

Second one- pretty pathetic.
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i pronounce my ethpanolay with a european accent

[and a lisp]
 
Problem Child said:
Ever heard a Brit try to pronounce San Juan Bautista or La Jolla?
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Forget the Brits, PC. I get dumbasses calling work every day from here in the States who can't pronounce La Jolla. (la hoya, btw).

I had one dipshit who asked for a company in "El Cajun" California. I just rolled my eyes and gave her a company in El Cajon.

And remind me to bitch later about the morons who, when I ask for the city and state of the company they're calling regarding, reply, "It's in um...Detroit, Miami?" Cuz yeah. Miami's a state now. :rolleyes:
 
peachykeen said:
Funny, cuz last fall in England all I heard was how hard hit the British economy was, what with all the tourists not coming due to foot & mouth and 9/11 and all. But hey, stay at home, dumbfucks, I guess all those hospitality workers that have been let go and struggling B&B owners don't really want you there anyway.
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hospitality ? tourism? what planet are you from
we dont do hospitality in this country for anybody , just like new york
 
pabloback said:
peterborough = peetahburrah
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In North Carolina, some pronounce Greensboro the same way - Greensburrah.

Only there, it's known as hick.
 
pabloback said:



hospitality ? tourism? what planet are you from
we dont do hospitality in this country for anybody , just like new york
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from NY, actually
 
more brit speak for siren?
poor ole pc is running round like a fart in a trance trying to suss this little lot out first ,poor little geezer
 
McDonald's Hamburgers = Mickey D's

Chesterfield isn't where they make the cigarettes? :D
 
Siren said:


It is?

Wow, ........

what is the state flower?
what is the state motto?
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The state flower is the coca leaf.
The state motto is "At least Jeb ain't our governor"
 
Nora said:


And remind me to bitch later about the morons who, when I ask for the city and state of the company they're calling regarding, reply, "It's in um...Detroit, Miami?" Cuz yeah. Miami's a state now. :rolleyes:
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You mean Miami isn't the capital of Latin America anymore?:confused: ;)
 
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