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[TypicalDeviant]

The wife is embarrassed when she expels air from her vagina after we do it doggy style. I tell her that it's normal and that I don't mind, but she still does. Are we doing something wrong? Is there a better way to position ourselves to avoid this internal build-up of air?

Thanks

 

[Felix_Jones]

That reminds me of a joke: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull out your meat.

 

[NippleMuncher]

The fact that you're married and have presumably been having sex for a while, she should be over this particular issue by now. Air expulsions are pretty normal, no matter which hole they come out of. My girl has a tendency to fart afterward, which is interesting ... Most of the time it's good for a laugh, sometimes I'm the one who initiates the laughter.

Just tell her to relax, enjoy the show, and anything else is icing on the cake.

 

[bailadora]

The fact that you're married and have presumably been having sex for a while, she should be over this particular issue by now.

Pffft. Coming up on 19 years of marriage this year and I still get all red in the face when it happens to me. I think there might be something of a gender gap thing here. Women and girls are socially conditioned to be embarrassed by farting and other bodily functions. Boys and some men, OTOH have seem to have no such reservations and often try to outdo one another - the louder and smellier, the better. Ever notice how guys and young boys alike laugh themselves stupid over toilet humor? Must be a man thing. SMH

 

[VTDarkAngel]

Is there a better way to position ourselves to avoid this internal build-up of air?

Thanks

Yes, oral sex and anal sex.
Sorry, I couldn't resist that one. I honestly don't know, especially since this was the first time I'd ever seen that mentioned.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Pffft. Coming up on 19 years of marriage this year and I still get all red in the face when it happens to me. I think there might be something of a gender gap thing here. Women and girls are socially conditioned to be embarrassed by farting and other bodily functions. Boys and some men, OTOH have seem to have no such reservations and often try to outdo one another - the louder and smellier, the better. Ever notice how guys and young boys alike laugh themselves stupid over toilet humor? Must be a man thing. SMH

I don't really mean to trivialize it, but really, if you've been sharing yourself with your partner for more than a week, they've got to know that you have the need to release pressure now and again, be it a pussy fart, anal fart, or a good belch now and again. There's nothing to be embarrassed about, unless your expulsions are not worthy of public consumption, i.e., fogging the room to suffocating extremes.

As I mentioned, it's not an uncommon thing for my GF to release either a pussy fart or anal fart after sex. IMHO, that's cause for a celebration of a job well done!

Now, I'll share an instance where the GF and I were madly going at it, me on top doing the work. About half way to the goal, dinner got the best of me and I let out a rather loud and elongated note of approval which brought tears of laughter to both of us. Once we both composed ourselves, we went back to the task at hand and grabbed a couple of "cookies" for our dessert!

 

[SweetErika]

I don't really mean to trivialize it, but really, if you've been sharing yourself with your partner for more than a week, they've got to know that you have the need to release pressure now and again, be it a pussy fart, anal fart, or a good belch now and again. There's nothing to be embarrassed about, unless your expulsions are not worthy of public consumption, i.e., fogging the room to suffocating extremes.

As I mentioned, it's not an uncommon thing for my GF to release either a pussy fart or anal fart after sex. IMHO, that's cause for a celebration of a job well done!

Now, I'll share an instance where the GF and I were madly going at it, me on top doing the work. About half way to the goal, dinner got the best of me and I let out a rather loud and elongated note of approval which brought tears of laughter to both of us. Once we both composed ourselves, we went back to the task at hand and grabbed a couple of "cookies" for our dessert!

When my husband was a tween/teen, he was friends with a gastroenterologist's son. Dad came over for dinner with his kid one time and spent a significant amount of time talking about how unhealthy it was to hold farts in, especially in the case of women, who tend to hold them for hours or all day, then let loose while sleeping.

Anyway, that experience has always stuck with Hubby, so he encourages me to fart. I wouldn't be happy about farting in his face during oral, but otherwise, you're right, we're so comfy with each other that bodily functions are nothing to be embarrassed about at this point.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Anyway, that experience has always stuck with Hubby, so he encourages me to fart. I wouldn't be happy about farting in his face during oral, but otherwise, you're right, we're so comfy with each other that bodily functions are nothing to be embarrassed about at this point.

That's all I'm saying, if you're comfortable enough to share a bed, why should you or your partner be offended by a naturally occurring biological fact?

And no, I'm not suggesting breaking wind in your partners face (unless that's their thing ), though I think we can all pretty safely agree when a release of excess pressure is appropriate.

 

[bailadora]

Now, I'll share an instance where the GF and I were madly going at it, me on top doing the work. About half way to the goal, dinner got the best of me and I let out a rather loud and elongated note of approval which brought tears of laughter to both of us. Once we both composed ourselves, we went back to the task at hand and grabbed a couple of "cookies" for our dessert!

Oh have mercy, Nip! I swear you should come with some sort of warning: Spit-take alert, spit-take alert! Picture me wiping away tears of laughter.

When my husband was a tween/teen, he was friends with a gastroenterologist's son. Dad came over for dinner with his kid one time and spent a significant amount of time talking about how unhealthy it was to hold farts in, especially in the case of women, who tend to hold them for hours or all day, then let loose while sleeping.

I'm not that good. I just try to beat a hasty retreat and find a secluded spot before letting loose.

That's all I'm saying, if you're comfortable enough to share a bed, why should you or your partner be offended by a naturally occurring biological fact?

I might get some good-natured ribbing from my husband, but he's not offended and in fact more often then not, he's amused. Like TD's wife, I'm the one with the issue. Yes, yes - I know we all have to exhaust some time, but who ever said emotions were logical?

 

[NippleMuncher]

Oh have mercy, Nip! I swear you should come with some sort of warning: Spit-take alert, spit-take alert! Picture me wiping away tears of laughter.

You know how it is, sometimes I'm like a good fart, I like to sneak up on ya!

I might get some good-natured ribbing from my husband, but he's not offended and in fact more often then not, he's amused. Like TD's wife, I'm the one with the issue. Yes, yes - I know we all have to exhaust some time, but who ever said emotions were logical?

Sorry, I couldn't resist ... Oh, put down your drink ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed9J5oGOnuk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8

 

[TypicalDeviant]

So... just deal with it, basically?

 

[satindesire]

So... just deal with it, basically?

Unfortunately...yes.

 

[NippleMuncher]

So... just deal with it, basically?

Tell her that you find queefing sexy!

 

[NomadLady]

So... just deal with it, basically?

The only real thing that I've found even helps, is not pulling completely out when you are doing it in any position. Pulling out repeatedly allows more air in.

But like everyone said, it happens....I've just found that minimizes the issue.

 

[orgasmsgalore]

I am very lucky. I have a partner that doesn't make me feel embarrassed. I really like that. I still feel a little embarrassed but not nearly as much as I would with someone else.

 

[fuckmeat]

Try apologising. You slammed all the air up her in the first place so be a man and own the consequences. If you emphasise that it's not her fault by assuming blame for her embarrassing wind, she'll likely feel less mortified by it.

Just a suggestion.

 

[infinity706]

Pffft. Coming up on 19 years of marriage this year and I still get all red in the face when it happens to me. I think there might be something of a gender gap thing here. Women and girls are socially conditioned to be embarrassed by farting and other bodily functions. Boys and some men, OTOH have seem to have no such reservations and often try to outdo one another - the louder and smellier, the better. Ever notice how guys and young boys alike laugh themselves stupid over toilet humor? Must be a man thing. SMH

It's not a guy thing, necessarily. Quite a few women I know are just as crude as any guy could ever hope to be. They have no problem getting into farting contests, giving a lapdance on the sidewalk, describing the color of the blood on their latest tampon, graphically describing thier latest shit, giving head to an ice cream cone in public... It was just last night that one woman was loudly discussing the bacterial infection in her vagina in the middle of a store. Modesty is more common in women, but its far from universal.

 

[bailadora]

It's not a guy thing, necessarily. Quite a few women I know are just as crude as any guy could ever hope to be. They have no problem getting into farting contests, giving a lapdance on the sidewalk, describing the color of the blood on their latest tampon, graphically describing thier latest shit, giving head to an ice cream cone in public... It was just last night that one woman was loudly discussing the bacterial infection in her vagina in the middle of a store. Modesty is more common in women, but its far from universal.

I think it's more a function of the people you hang with Fin.

Modesty definitely does not seem to be of particular concern within your circle.

 

[hairy_snatch]

Tell her that you find queefing sexy!

I actually do find it to be a turn on. Yet, I it hasn't been happening much during sex. Hmm...

 

[bone251]

The only problem is when a real fart is called queef.
Kind of like blaming it on the dog.

 

[Man_in_Chester]

Air expeled by piston action

So... just deal with it, basically?

The way my GF and I dealt with it was to laugh - hilariously!
Then insert penis yet again and see if all the air had come out.

It stopped happening after some years but maybe that was because I didn't plunge in so deep then.

But when you laugh your stomach vibrates and urges you both on to greater heights of ardour.

 

[Man_in_Chester]

People and Sounds

I think it's more a function of the people you hang with Fin.

Modesty definitely does not seem to be of particular concern within your circle.

Maybe he hangs out with medical / nursing women.

 

[Scotsman69]

There is nothing wrong with normal bodily functions. Ever.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

The wife is embarrassed when she expels air from her vagina after we do it doggy style. I tell her that it's normal and that I don't mind, but she still does. Are we doing something wrong? Is there a better way to position ourselves to avoid this internal build-up of air?

Thanks

Doesn't seem normal to me, how big is your wife's pussy anyway? Maybe if you filled it up with dick there wouldn't be any room for air.