How To... Pick-up Lit Women, Lesson #1

[Guru]

 

[insideShiraz]

I thought it was the guys that were wierd...

E me anytime ladies...

 

[Ravenloft]

Yeah, it works just about as well as the "Your a skank, send me a picture to prove me wrong!" tactic...

 

[insideShiraz]

Describe your Entryway...

I'll buy it...Wut house do you want? Will you want a maid? China? I want a Steinway...

 

[willfulbrat]

He says "sex-starved nymphos" like that's a bad thing.

Online quickie, anyone?

 

[Guru]

 

[Cheri]

Ooh, ooh, ooh! Pick me!

Oh I see how you are. Talk about your kicks to the head!

 

[willfulbrat]

He says "sex-starved nymphos" like that's a bad thing.

Online quickie, anyone?

Ooh, ooh, ooh! Pick me!

You! I choose you! Can I have what JulieAngel's having?

 

[Guru]

 

[Problem Child]

FUCK...

and I was under the impression that if I wrote really hot stories they would flock to my door!

What a fool I've been...

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Re: FUCK...

and I was under the impression that if I wrote really hot stories they would flock to my door!

What a fool I've been...

Wanna write me a hot story?

 

[Guest]

Turn your icon upside down... wooo I will remember that one

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

Turn your icon upside down... wooo I will remember that one

Oh yeah! I thought of it FIRST! Neener, neener, neener.

 

[Xander]

LMAO

Okay, I think that's right up there with "Nice shoes, wanna fuck??"

 

[Problem Child]

LittleRed

I'd love to spin a yarn for you.

Did you have a scenario in mind, or should I make one up?

E-mail me...

[Edited by Problem Child on 02-25-2001 at 12:50 AM]

 

[Pyper]

Guru, why are you sitting on your head? Is this some kind of sexual innuendo I'm missing?

 

[Guru]

 

[Pyper]

Wow, and I was impressed with myself when I did the lotus position right side up!

 

[Guru]

 

[Pyper]

My jubjubs don't hang at all. They are gravity-defying!

Hey, what was this thread about again?

 

[Guru]

 

[Pyper]

Let's not go THERE again!

(And no more Pyper's bandersnatch threads, you mean mean man.)

 

[Guru]

 

[Pyper]

*peeks her head outside the thread and looks around*

Are we the only ones on the board? Where is everybody?

And why does everybody say I'm cute? I've never thought of myself as particularly cute. I don't strive for higher cuteness. Does it just come naturally?