How To Pick Up A Woman For Excercise

[Dillinger]

Lie on your back - hold your arms up - have her lay down on top of them and bench press her a few times - you'll build up your chest muscles - in fact, the larger her chest is, the larger you'll make yours.

 

[Belilica]

Very informative, thanks Dilly

 

[Guest]

Who the fuck needs Jack Lalane?

 

[Guest]

Lie on your back - hold your arms up - have her lay down on top of them and bench press her a few times - larger her chest is, the more cushiony it'll feel.

Sorry......

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I could so pump up your chest.

 

[Dillinger]

Very informative, thanks Dilly

My pleasure... *smile*

 

[Dillinger]

Who the fuck needs Jack Lalane?

Glam?

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Re: How To Pick Up A Woman For Excercise

Sorry......

*lol*

 

[Epiphany]

*raises hand*

 

[Dillinger]

I could so pump up your chest.

Sounds... delightful... when?

 

[Dillinger]

*raises hand*

*raises flag pole*

 

[Guest]

*raises flag pole*

*raises the standard*

 

[Dillinger]

*raises the standard*

Full mast!!!

 

[Epiphany]

*raises her skirt*

 

[Guest]

*lowers her morals*

 

[Dillinger]

Oh yes... my kind of women - raised skirts and low morals! *lol*

Actually - sex is quite high on my list of morally redeeming qualities.

 

[Epiphany]

And what might be rising on you, Dear Dil?

 

[Dillinger]

And what might be rising on you, Dear Dil?

A whale of a good time, of course... *weg*

 

[Guest]

 

[Epiphany]

A whale of a good time, of course... *weg*

Thar she blows?

 

[Zmey]

hmmm call me old fashioned but I like push ups more

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Shit...I thought it was a 'z'

 

[Lasz]

Yeah if you need to lighten the weight she might have to take off her clothes.

Just a thought...

 

[Dillinger]

*assessing breast size*

I don't know if I want a man with boobs that big!?!

How big?

 

[Dillinger]

Thar she blows?

Ultimately - that's the goal... *grin*