How to Pass Drug tests by todd{Long Butted post}

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1. How do I beat the drug testing problem?

There are three methods used to beat the drug testing problems of today. The three ways to pass a drug test are:

Substitution: Use our urine, not yours!

Concentrated drug free urine

To pass any drug test, use a Concentrated Urine. Drug testing relies on the pee testers running a drug test, or drug screen, on your urine to test for drug metabolites. If you want to pass a drug test for marijuana or for any substance, we highly recommend Concentrated Urine. We carry the finest concentrated urine in the world, thoroughly tested and quality controlled. Accept no substitutes. Concentrated urine is guaranteed drug free. Use our concentrated urine and you WILL pass the Drug Test. There has never been a drug test failure using concentrated urine. Concentrated urine has been used successfully by thousands to pass the drug test. We sell only the best drug free concentrated urine produced by libertarian activists intent on protecting your constitutional right to privacy. Concentrated Urine is mixed with warm water prior to the drug test and delivered at body temperature. It is a completely undetectable way to pass a urine drug test. The reason concentrated urine never fails is because it is not your urine. It is guaranteed drug free reconstituted urine. You will pass any drug test using concentrated urine. Mix the urine with warm water prior to the test, place in a small plastic bag or condom, and keep it next to your skin to keep it warm. Complete directions come with the product. Note: Concentrated urine comes complete and ready to use, you need purchase nothing else. However, we recommend "The Urinator" as the perfect compliment to concentrated urine. It's the best method to deliver your sample at the proper temperature.

The Urinator: As seen in High Times Magazine.

We are now very pleased to be carrying The Urinator - the perfect compliment to concentrated urine. This device was specifically created to deliver Concentrated Urine to the drug test at body temperature. It has been invented to eliminate the problem of maintaining correct temperature of your concentrated urine and water. There is a heating element and electronic controls to maintain the water at exactly the correct temperature for up to 4 hours. The heating element, batteries, electronics, and water are enclosed in an insulated bag small enough to fit in your hand or pocket. Concentrated Urine is mixed in before your test. The Urinator is a quality electronic device manufactured in the US and will last many, many years. It can be used hundreds of times. We even have clients that rent it out to their friends. See the product's description page or call us toll free for more information. We highly recommend The Urinator.

Additives: Add a chemical to disrupt the drug test
Great for random tests and easier to use than concentrated urine, additives are the most common method of defeating the urine test. Additives work in two different ways. Some act chemically to destroy toxins in the urine and some block the capability of the test to detect toxins in the urine.

We have tested several additives currently on the market and believe that Clear Choice and Urine Luck are the finest products being sold today. The products come in a 6 mL micro-vial about the size of a pinky finger, that is easily concealed. It will destroy all toxins in a urine sample. It will work on the EMIT test or the GC/MS test. It will even destroy prescription medications, so you don't need to list prescription drugs you are taking. It is pH balanced. We believe these are the best additives on the market today. Independent laboratory tests have proved negative for all drugs. Both of these products have been on the market since 1993 and have helped many thousands of people pass their tests. The formulas are constantly changed to keep ahead of the bladder cops. We highly recommend these additives. Both carry a 200% money back guarantee from the manufacturers.

Detoxifying Bag

The Bake-n-Shake is a revolutionary new product, which removes toxins from a urine sample. The toxins remain in the bag and are discarded when the users throw the bag away. This product is revolutionary for two reasons. First, no one has ever failed using this product. Second, the labs can detect additives that are several years old. The Bake-n-Shake will never be detectable because the chemicals stay in the bag. The chemicals do not stay in the urine and move on to the lab as with the use of an additive.

Two chemicals are in the bag. One chemical destroys the toxins, while the second chemical destroys the first chemical. The compounds end up breaking down to air and water. For this reason use of the Bake-n-Shake is absolutely undetectable. The tester must not be watched while using the Bake-n-Shake because the sample needs to be shaken.

This product is perfect for the heavy smoker that needs to detoxify at a moment's notice. No traces of the product or toxins are left behind in the urine.


Detoxification: We carry detoxify brand products because they work.

The third way to beat the drug test is to detoxify your system to a threshold below the drug test limits. We carry a complete line of detoxifying products to help you defeat the urine drug test.

We carry Detoxify's quick acting products, Ready Clean, XXTRA Clean, Aqua Clean and Fast Flush Caps. These products work in one hour and don't require preclensing. Take these premixed drinks at least one hour before your test. Effectiveness lasts for up to 5 hours. Ready Clean is for normal body weight and toxin levels. XXtra Clean is for higher toxin levels or larger body weight. Fast Flush Caps are discreet, small caps taken with water. AquaClean is a lemon flavored effervescent drink.

2. Is there anything I can do or say if I fail a test?

Yes, call us immediately! The tests companies use today are extremely flawed. If you fail a test, deny that you have used any illegal substance and insist that there must be something wrong with their test. Urine tests are unreliable. Many people who have never done any drugs have tested positive for drugs because the tests are not accurate. Demand a second test. They should always give you one. Sometimes a more expensive test will be used if you are being tested for the second time and have raised suspicion, in which case you will want to use Concentrated Urine. Concentrated Urine will work on any test. It is pure, drug-free urine. It has been used successfully by thousands of people. The product comes with directions on how to use.

3. Are there legal drugs that I could list as taken which would cause a false positive?

There are more than 250 over-the-counter medications and prescription drugs that could cause a False Positive.

Filling out the lab test form to include over the counter medications that cause the same positive results as the illegal drug that might be consumed would be a good idea. If a positive result occurs on the test, a basis will have been laid for an appeal. Remember that the negative error rate is just as large or larger than the positive error rate. Many people using drugs escape detection.

Pain relievers such as Advil, Nuprin, Motrin, Midol, Trendar and Ibuprofen are known to cause false positives for Marijuana use. Second hand smoke inhalation from a rock concert or from being with someone who is smoking marijuana could also cause a false positive for THC. Hemp seed products, such as hemp burgers or food products containing hemp oil will also cause false positives for THC. Twelve ounces of hemp seed products ingested before a test will cause you to fail your test and has held up as a defense in at least two federal court cases.

Dristan Nasal Spray, Neosynephren, Vicks Nasal Spray, Sudafed and other medications containing ephedrine or phenypropanolamine could cause a false positive reading for Amphetamines.

Vicks Formula 44M containing Dextromethorphan, and Primatene-M containing perylamine as well as the pain reliever Demerol, Quinine water, poppy seeds and prescription anti-depressant Elavil will cause a false positive for opiates.

Nyquil Nighttime Cold Medicine will cause a false positive for Methadone.

Antibiotics such as Ampicillin and Amoxicillin will cause a false positive for cocaine.

Diasepam as well as Dextromethorophan (an ingredient in some cough medicines) will cause a false positive for PCP.


4. Tips for taking the test:

Whether you are using the additive or the Carbo Drinks you will want to drink as much fluid as possible a couple of days prior to the test. This is especially important for the Carbo drinks. Water, tea, soft drinks, etc. are fine. Drink 3 to 4 quarts of fluid. On the day of the test, cut back your fluid consumption to a normal level. Excessively diluted urine samples will cause suspicion.

Never give the testers your first urine of the day. Toxins build up overnight and are heaviest in the morning. If possible void the first and last portion of your urine stream into the toilet. Only catch the middle of your urine stream for the sample. This portion will have the lowest amount of toxins.

http://www.cleartest.com/testinfo/faq.html
 
Todd, why are you admin'ing drug tests AND telling us how to pass them?
 
Great info Todd!

I had no idea all those drugs could produce a false positive for marijuana. I take advil almost everyday.

I don't have the time or money to get Concentrated Urine or the Urinator...lol...that sounds soo funny, but I have decided the only way to pass is to get the flush stuff! I have friends that have taken it and passed...soooo, thats what im going with.

God, i hope i pass! :)

Thanks again for the info Todd, you are a sweetie! kisses nad hugggggs!
 
They are FOS. Most of the products they claim to produce false positives are urban legends. Poppy seeds? Second hand marijuana smoke? That's simply not true. Of course Demerol will give a positive for opiates - it is an opiate! They say it gives a false positive. Ridiculous.

Then comes the really bad advice - making you think you can sneak something past them for a specimen.

After collecting the specimen the lab immediately checks the temperature, and if it is outside the normal body temp range (probably 96 - 104) that information is given to the company paying for the drug screen along with the other data. I've seen hundreds of test results, and whenever a sample came back outside an acceptable range the person was required to go back and leave a specimen in the presence of a lab tech. At that point most of them walked out. The ones who still took it always failed. In addition to screening for drugs, all the certified labs detect the presence of additives not normally found in urine.

These are the same companies and labs who do blood panels for doctors and hospitals. I doubt a product with the name "The Urinator" is going to beat the system. It's not that easy.

Send me $20 and I'll give you a foolproof method to pass any drug screen.
 
Ok..... what about hair?........................A hair foilical test?........
 
miles said:
Send me $20 and I'll give you a foolproof method to pass any drug screen.

Hell i'll do it for free:D

Want a foolproof method?

Don't take drugs
 
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